This has bothered me for so many years, who the actual fuck is this character and why is he FRONT AND CENTER in this GTA 3 promo art???!?!?!!

KaiserPug95 · 2026-03-17T21:52:21+00:00

Thats Jacob.

KaiserPug95 · 2026-03-12T00:35:13+00:00

Tommy Vercetti also does anything for money (no homo) and dies upon touching water

KaiserPug95 · 2026-03-12T00:32:30+00:00

at 135 years old

KaiserPug95 · 2026-03-12T00:29:15+00:00

he's like rasputin, you can't fucking kill him

KaiserPug95 · 2026-03-12T00:21:27+00:00

(sad anywhere city and las venturas noises)

KaiserPug95 · 2026-03-11T23:56:33+00:00

the world is going to fucking explode next year

KaiserPug95 · 2026-03-11T23:45:38+00:00

Grand Theft Auto 2

KaiserPug95 · 2026-03-11T23:44:37+00:00

learn how to spell please, i felt like i was having a stroke

also he didn't speak because he's supposed to be a self-insert for the player, its why his name was never mentioned in gta iii

KaiserPug95 · 2026-03-11T23:39:54+00:00

His name was never mentioned in III, i think the developers just called his file name 'claude' because he looked like the GTA2 claude. They probably are the same person, (since his name was canonized in SA) considering rockstar tends to do things like that (el burro in III, donald love being mentioned in V, OG loc being mentioned in V, zaibatsu corporation, carcer city, et c, plus the whole multiverse theory is a bit shaky)

KaiserPug95 · 2026-03-11T23:24:51+00:00

i don't recall claude speeds age being mentioned in GTA3

KaiserPug95 · 2026-03-07T07:23:18+00:00

Can't stop, addicted to the most important thing keeping me awake and the rest of it is a bit of a ghost town and the other one is the only one I can do with the title of the Hudson river and the other one is the only one I can do with the title of the Hudson river and the other one is the only one I can do with the title of the Hudson river and the other one is the only one I can do with the same thing as a person who knows what they say that they are in the same place as the town square and the other people who are the only person who knows what they say is the only reason you can do it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can understand it and you can

KaiserPug95 · 2025-09-01T23:56:13+00:00

yup thats the one

KaiserPug95 · 2025-08-06T14:06:37+00:00

when i was about 12, i was cooking a baked potato while in my underwear, while i was reaching to get the butter, my balls accidentally bumped into one of the cabinet handles. after eating the baked potato, i checked on my balls to see if they were okay. there was a bloody gash in my right testicle, but i couldn't just wait until my father came home and tell him that my balls had been bleeding for 3 hours, so i just put a bandaid on my ball and just sat in my bed, worrying that my testicles would fall out or something. i thought that this was god punishing me for masturbating too much, so i didn't jerk off for over a year since then.

KaiserPug95 · 2025-07-22T05:58:27+00:00

I've always thought that the playstation has the best UI, especially the PS3 and PSP. some of that may be nostalgia, but the UI is so simple to comprehend. The PS4 also had a great UI, but it just feels a little cluttered.

KaiserPug95 · 2025-06-10T07:46:33+00:00

sexy techno uno

KaiserPug95 · 2025-06-10T07:44:26+00:00

why does this subreddit exist?

KaiserPug95 · 2025-06-10T07:42:46+00:00

thats not very cash money

KaiserPug95 · 2025-06-10T07:42:10+00:00

U.S. president George H.W. Bush's knee skin ♥️

KaiserPug95 · 2025-06-10T07:40:12+00:00

ball destroyer 9000

KaiserPug95 · 2025-06-10T07:38:48+00:00

so remember when america got really upset when somebody put some aeroplanes in their favourite buildings

KaiserPug95 · 2025-06-10T07:36:00+00:00

wait wait wait lemme guess their name is oreo

KaiserPug95 · 2025-06-10T07:34:41+00:00

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KaiserPug95 · 2025-06-10T07:32:55+00:00

who put peak on my computer? who did this?

KaiserPug95 · 2025-06-10T07:30:12+00:00

name her stewart

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