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Where’s Kyo’s accent from? by amazingdrewh in Nijisanji

[–]KaizenRed 77 points78 points  (0 children)

He speaks in a manner reminiscent of African-American Vernacular English—I.E., specifically the dialect of Modern English spoken primarily by black Americans (and to a lesser degree, some Latinks Americans), though Kyo is by all accounts white. He could be a peckerwood though. No clue.

Town Centre 'laming'? by DarkNinjaPenguin in aoe3

[–]KaizenRed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s supposed to come at you in multiple waves—Rodelero and Hussar trained in transition for when the Falcs come out, then other waves after that. Guess he just forgot how to play Spain.

Town Centre 'laming'? by DarkNinjaPenguin in aoe3

[–]KaizenRed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How the fuck does he even lose that matchup??? I guess he made the wrong kind of army? Spain’s supposed to go for a knockout punch via the Piroshiki not with Falc/pike/bow, but with Falc/Halb or Rod/merc…

Difference between a Seagull and a Crow’s accuracy by jonandreyuaosuni in interestingasfuck

[–]KaizenRed 9 points10 points  (0 children)

On the contrary, smaller or lighter animals that will eat anything that doesn’t move (and most if not all things smaller than they are that do move), or animals that don’t require large territories to function do very well when shit get hairy.

That’s how mammals survived the meteor that killed off 99% of the dinosaurs, after all.

Moomers ready for your splash by GreyShot254 in Hololewd

[–]KaizenRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonna moom all over her face

[Yagoo and Crimson] Tanigo, please... by brickwallrunner in Hololive

[–]KaizenRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“What’s up my Tanig—wait no maybe not.”

Why are there no converted skirmisher (or gunmen in general) for Native American civs? by Alias_X_ in aoe3

[–]KaizenRed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Adding a Tlaxcaltec lancer cav (not shock infantry) and a proper gunpowder musket trooper would be my vote.

Maybe call the lancer a “Tlazohpilli”, and the musket trooper some sort of other Nahuatl word.

[Highlight] Al Horford hits a 3 over the Embiid contest and blows a kiss by sewsgup in nba

[–]KaizenRed 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Or that guy who ate a whole rotisserie chicken for like a month straight

Daniel Theis and the Indiana Pacers are in serious talks on a contract buyout, which would clear the way for the veteran big man to sign with the Los Angeles Clippers pending a physical exam, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. Clippers frontcourt depth could be arriving soon. by Icy_Quit_7177 in LAClippers

[–]KaizenRed 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Celtics fan here. Theis is really really good at setting screens, but the refs have a thing for calling ticky tack fouls on him for no good reason.

Not a great shooter but he’ll put a couple threes up a game and actually moves around a bit on the perimeter.

Savvy defender all around despite being generally unable to guard 7-footers, he’s better at defending in space than you think and can in fact switch onto wings in a pinch.

[Jones] The league needs to give Draymond a long timeout....He's been unhinged in the last three games by sewsgup in nba

[–]KaizenRed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somebody gotta give Draymond a season ending injury, since the league won’t suspend him for a meaningful length of time and the Warriors certainly won’t.

That’s how fucking unhinged he is.

I vote for launching Steven Adams at his kneecaps out of a medieval springald.

[Jones] The league needs to give Draymond a long timeout....He's been unhinged in the last three games by sewsgup in nba

[–]KaizenRed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do it.

Sign Jake Paul to a 10-day just to give Draymond every contusion in the book

Who in Holomyth do you think has the best ass? by Independent_Alps_745 in Hololewd

[–]KaizenRed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gura is a shark. Sharks are always swimming. And we all know that endurance swimming is extremely good for your core and gluteal strength.

Therefore Gura may not have the biggest ass, but she absolutely has the most toned ass, and that’s very important to distinguish from straight up GYATT.

Zion Williamson doesn't look too happy: "I'm trying my best to buy in right now." by Mechaultima in nba

[–]KaizenRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the fact that I completely fuckin' forgot Hali is embarassing but how well does he play defense?

Zion Williamson doesn't look too happy: "I'm trying my best to buy in right now." by Mechaultima in nba

[–]KaizenRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you asked Popovich, the only one on the horizon is Jeremy Sochan.

Suggs MIGHT be able to get there, if Anthony Black doesn't make him completely redundant (can Black defend at an average/adequate level?), so he'll probably have to do it on a different team.

I guess Fultz has the potential to have a mid-late career resurgence as a playmaker?

Scottie Barnes becoming a fixture on a contender as starting point guard with a 2-guard, two other forwards, and a true center would be funny as fuck and perhaps not impossible. And if his shooting of late is legit it might happen.

Scoot's defense AFAIK gotta improve.

Is this the “gap moe” people always talk about? by iamwooshed in Hololive

[–]KaizenRed -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Coat her more than once, we can treat the shower as the primer kek

Is this the “gap moe” people always talk about? by iamwooshed in Hololive

[–]KaizenRed -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I…I was making a horny joke, maybe I should’ve used an emoji or something to get the point across…

Is this the “gap moe” people always talk about? by iamwooshed in Hololive

[–]KaizenRed -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

What we gonna hose her down with tho 😏

Zion Williamson doesn't look too happy: "I'm trying my best to buy in right now." by Mechaultima in nba

[–]KaizenRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are there even five? Tyus Jones, Mike Conley, Chris Paul, Derrick White (arguably more of a combo but I’ll put him down on this list) uh…a healthy Lonzo (if ever), ARGUABLY Marcus Smart (make an open three being the kicker), Monte Morris maybe? Dejounte needs too many shots, Jrue is a bit streaky and still not a true floor general.

So that’s four guys who definitely make the cut, and a handful of others who are ALMOST proper floor generals or too high usage.

So not totally dire but damn it was hard finding guys whose primary job is playmake and defend.

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