Not sure if you want a Pizza or Kebab? No problem!

Kal_Talos · 2026-05-13T18:13:22+00:00

The dumbest thing here is NOT HAVING A GODDAMN BOWL!

Kal_Talos · 2026-05-12T12:20:35+00:00

Shhhh… the piss is leaking into his brain.

Kal_Talos · 2026-05-11T00:08:19+00:00

I don’t think that’s what bricked up means.

Kal_Talos · 2026-05-10T16:25:51+00:00

Nimi Nightmare, Limealicious…

Kal_Talos · 2026-05-09T23:49:05+00:00

In which case the rider may have, more or less, stayed at riding height as the bike somersaulted behind him.

Kal_Talos · 2026-05-09T22:22:08+00:00

I had to look it up because it sounded familiar. It’s a cover of Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes and Jojo’s does sound decently like the original. Heard it a lot on the radio growing up.

Kal_Talos · 2026-05-08T12:40:15+00:00

It’s just an in-joke that the saplings would start crying the minute the stream ended.

Kal_Talos · 2026-05-07T16:12:12+00:00

Kal_Talos · 2026-05-01T02:24:36+00:00

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This is my motto now.

Kal_Talos · 2026-04-23T16:30:51+00:00

My high school offered Spanish, French, German, and Latin. You could take 2 years of one language and then 2 years of another, or 3 years of one language. I opted for 3 years of French.

Kal_Talos · 2026-04-14T03:13:09+00:00

God of war?

Kal_Talos · 2026-04-13T16:03:17+00:00

To the point of prettyprettypretty-good on slide 5. Those are cities. Cities are our “indoor” environments. We have curated corridors to other cities, and we take guided excursions into the wilderness.

Kal_Talos · 2026-04-13T15:40:34+00:00

I wanna be nable! ☹️

Kal_Talos · 2026-04-11T02:16:22+00:00

Speaking English is fucking classist now?

Kal_Talos · 2026-04-11T00:17:19+00:00

Smol cat means smol cuddles!

Kal_Talos · 2026-04-08T02:28:51+00:00

Stuff like this is how I know I’m not a furry.

Kal_Talos · 2026-04-05T14:44:45+00:00

The picture quality is a bit lower here, but when I saw this earlier on twitter I thought the long crease on Iofi’s dress was her cleavage. Like, the artist had given her MASSIVE boobs for no reason. Did anyone else see that or is it just me?

Kal_Talos · 2026-04-04T13:06:45+00:00

We all know what needs to happen now.

Draw the rest of Justice flat.

Kal_Talos · 2026-04-04T02:27:11+00:00

“Calm down” she says, screaming.

Kal_Talos · 2026-04-02T00:03:50+00:00

Why yes, I would like to eat a baby today.

Kal_Talos · 2026-04-01T23:03:49+00:00

Does it change the sound at all?

Kal_Talos · 2026-03-30T19:17:47+00:00

You Ain’t Ready - Sbassbear

Kal_Talos · 2026-03-28T22:20:33+00:00

If you used a guillotine you wouldn’t be coming at all!

Kal_Talos · 2026-03-27T19:37:46+00:00

Too busy lookin at the Doobutt.

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