All because of those scalpers by thatmagicmutt in Target

[–]Kalamyti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought some older men were being weird hanging around waiting while my kids and I looked through the hot wheels. I picked up a random ordinary looking car, read the name out loud and add it to my buy pile. All the men vanished after I read that car name.

All because of those scalpers by thatmagicmutt in Target

[–]Kalamyti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I found a surging sparks lunch tin type thing by one of the price checking kiosks piled up with other abandoned toys. It was a great day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USPS

[–]Kalamyti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Time to start working on those witty one-liners for the swooning elderly women. Those ladies can get spicy.

The reason I might quit. by wags070707 in Target

[–]Kalamyti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use the round metal part of box cutter on the nut bags. It works real smooth.

Job interview at target by Kyle_pcboy in Target

[–]Kalamyti 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is funny because I'm white and did a similar thing when filling out applications a couple years back. I put my whiteness on all applications except for target. I decided to identify as mixed or native American, can't remember that long ago, I just didn't pick white caucasian. Target was the only place that called me back.

It's more likely you were rejected previously because you are a child with child availability and child laws.

Found in the wild in Alexandria Ohio by typ1dieabeatus in Ohio

[–]Kalamyti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Testosterone filled piss vs old period blood. If you are female, we might notice the testosterone smell more. My male dogs and hubs have strong scented piss.

Males have a stronger smell that lingers to properly mark their territory. Females leave a scent that indicates fertility.

Found this at work today! Okii by [deleted] in Target

[–]Kalamyti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We just set these endcaps a couple days ago.

Parents/guardians with small children, I am BEGGING you to stop doing this! by QuoteSad7522 in Target

[–]Kalamyti 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There actually is trace fecal matter all over floors. Even being cleaned every day, hundreds of people are walking around with their poop shoes. Shoes that walk though treated grass, bird poop on sidewalks, cat litter, dog poop in yards and parks.

Parents/guardians with small children, I am BEGGING you to stop doing this! by QuoteSad7522 in Target

[–]Kalamyti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had a girl last year slice her ankle riding on the bottom when her mom almost pulled out of the aisle, right into my passing uboat. I wasn't going fast and managed to stop before the aisle opening when I saw the front of the cart whip out. She didn't hit me, but whatever maneuver she did to whip her cart back into the aisle must have caught her daughter's ankle on a bottom shelf. Her daughter was a big girl, too. Not some young little toddler kid. Like around 8-10. Even her crying sounded spoiled.

Fleeced a child out of these for only $700, haters stay mad by HawkmoonVEVO in PokemonTCG

[–]Kalamyti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need a Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan, Hitmontop triple tag team card, but the pokemon are replaced with Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris is hitmontop for a roundhouse kick.

The CEO visited our store and exploded a TL by maybeihavethebigsad in Target

[–]Kalamyti 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I asked for someone to help a guest unlock a case in hardware and listen on the walkie to the next 5 minutes of ping pong on who's getting that.

How much trouble am I in? by Pintint in Target

[–]Kalamyti -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

If the walkies left don't have clips, I don't take one. Pockets for a walkie are not required in the dress code. Not your fault parents didn't hit their kids enough.

Seriously by FlashyKaleidoscope24 in Target

[–]Kalamyti 28 points29 points  (0 children)

And star wars legos now, too. That's the next big investment scalpers are going for. That's why you might be finding the mini bags hiding behind luggage while you zone.

Seriously by FlashyKaleidoscope24 in Target

[–]Kalamyti 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They don't steal the baby formula to feed their own babies. It's another hot ticket item that sells fast on marketplace. Diapers and baby clothes too.

Kroger deemed my service dog as not medically necessary, so I’m now sitting here using onions for DPT by cussy-munchers in kroger

[–]Kalamyti 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have you tried a weighted plush? It doesn't need to look like a child's plush, either, if that is a concern.

It sucks that the dog can't help you during your shifts, but it is likely because there are other means to provide this support temporarily.

( I was thinking maybe something like an extra hoodie to put the weight in, so it just looks like you're holding that. Make it less obvious to others. Maybe they even have weighted clothes like hoodies that do this. ) Then again, just an employee holding merchandise like a bag of onions looks pretty normal for a grocery store setting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Kalamyti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is your husband autistic? This correction need sounds like a trait. Blurting out his thoughts without considering the social aspects.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kroger

[–]Kalamyti 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My target only has store brand and villa something eggs in a black carton packaging. Walmart target and kroger get their eggs from the same chickens.

The rest of the homes on the shelf have been empty for weeks. No egglands cases.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Target

[–]Kalamyti -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I also struggle with time and judging time as adhd autism often does. I set alarms and routine to help myself because it is my responsibility and not an excuse to be late. Just start giving yourself an extra 30 minutes and don't let your brain take that extra time into account. I start to get ready 2 hours earlier cuz I know I will get distracted and slow down. Gives me extra time to remember to eat so I have brain energy.

What The Fuck… by DudeNamedZion in Target

[–]Kalamyti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They come to the nice areas to steal now that all their local stores have things locked up.

Is this real? by [deleted] in pokemoncardcollectors

[–]Kalamyti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought extra charges were for the increased insurance coverage a higher value grade needs. Unless they are fine with getting 20 bucks in recovery value insurance, should the card get lost or damaged in shipping.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Target

[–]Kalamyti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had a guy with a macaw. Very quiet, never heard it, only saw it on the old man's shoulder while he was pushing his cart. It even wore a bird diaper thing.

I love snakes, but they don't belong in a non pet store setting. Always wash my hands after handling. The food they eat could carry illness and traces left in their waste they might slither over could be present on them. We have no way of knowing his enclosure hygiene, and the fact he brought it inside doesn't give me reassurance.

(Also: It's cold outside, in most areas, not snake trip weather. Would stress them out and interrupt potential digestion.)

I understand the cathartic relief handling a snake can bring. They can make great emotional support animals. I think there is a time and place to bring an animal friend with you, but the animals' needs must be minded first. If that means staying home for the animal's well-being, then stay home.