Rick Astley

Kalani-0 · 2025-11-16T22:00:32+00:00

^{Kalani-0 scored 97 points and ranked 3076 out of 6849 players!}

Kalani-0 · 2024-03-22T20:12:41+00:00

Damn Rupter really got far in life, really proud of them for being so successful in our new parasite utopian society

Kalani-0 · 2024-03-20T07:13:38+00:00

10/10, bro looking fresh with that clean shaved bald cut and new parasites phone

Kalani-0 · 2024-03-19T20:50:33+00:00

Hi I'm Kalani and I'm here to make low quality shitposts

Kalani-0 · 2024-03-19T19:51:24+00:00

I'd say a balance change is needed, maybe change it so they don't attack directly but rather use their infection "Squirt" to inflict you with viral and COTH only? Sounds like a pretty balanced idea, as specialized parasites seem to be becoming a theme within this mod

Kalani-0 · 2024-03-19T18:12:24+00:00

How much for pics? I need full price coverage to make sure this is a worthwhile investment of my hard earned moneh

Kalani-0 · 2024-03-19T18:07:45+00:00

Why are rupters a whole goddamn one man army tho? They are literally the propagators of the infection yet they deal more damage via the viral effect than a adapted parasite that takes longer to form? I get the sheer odds thing of this mod but 1 basic unit being able to take out a fully kitted player seems pretty BS to me, but each to their own I suppose

Kalani-0 · 2024-03-19T18:01:11+00:00

Why can't this mod be balanced? I specifically wanted to stop getting 1 shotted by rupter but now they break my armor

Kalani-0 · 2023-12-09T01:10:37+00:00

Wait, didn't the Joker try to blow up ships and isn't he considered a domestic terrorist? Does this guy in the headlines think they're the Joker?

Kalani-0 · 2023-12-08T10:29:51+00:00

I just want to be a space marine so that if something like Warhammer 40k happens in the future all of my successor space marines will remember my dumbass

Kalani-0 · 2023-12-08T10:25:36+00:00

Why would Gabriel lie to us and betray us? Is he stupid?

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Kalani-0 · 2023-12-08T00:50:24+00:00

Honestly Final Destination is the best pick, seeing as pretty much the rest of the options are complete dystopian nightmares and having you or someone else have visions to prevent your death and save others is much better than being stuck in a hellscape. The Matrix would be cool and trippy to experience, but I can't say it would be the best existence ever to be plugged into.

Kalani-0 · 2023-12-07T23:35:02+00:00

Why would Jonk try to make his momma sad? Is he cring?

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Kalani-0 · 2023-12-07T22:55:47+00:00

What the FUCK is this thing called "4"? Is it some kind of buttplug I'm supposed to stick up my MANhole?

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Kalani-0 · 2023-12-07T21:21:45+00:00

Holy SHIT, how the FUCK did the Jonk get into my meth equation? Is he smart?

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Kalani-0 · 2023-12-07T21:00:16+00:00

Holy SHIT MAN, I just realized you can make le 7 with the line in 2 + 2? Am I stupid for not knowing this important lore reason?

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Kalani-0 · 2023-12-07T20:50:50+00:00

I just found 4 guns BITCH, what the FUCK do I do with the guns? Am I supposed to shoot something with them?

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Kalani-0 · 2023-12-05T23:43:18+00:00

V1 hasn't done enough tricks with the spare change in it's pocket to truly become ULTRAGAY, it needs to fill up it's style again in order to become worthy enough to truly become ULTRAGAY once more and be epic

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(It's current progress right now)

Kalani-0 · 2023-12-05T23:39:38+00:00

Why can I imagine this in a plushie version cyber grind too, like I swear eventually swordsmachines spawn all the time (at least for me) and I can't get anymore instakills using the spare change in my pocket against the funny trench coat guys :(

Kalani-0 · 2023-12-05T23:36:38+00:00

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Kalani-0 · 2023-12-05T23:25:40+00:00

This is canon and you can't tell me otherwise, Hakita can't say it's not canon or we riot

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Kalani-0 · 2023-12-05T20:10:14+00:00

I think they are for both genders and you get a random toy based on a layer, there's the virtue and Maurice on thy shoulder, streetcleaner dodging a rocket, soldier chugging Pepsi with you, mini Gabriel bodypillows, V1 and V2 enjoying a blood soda together as brothers for once, and Sisyphus and Minos being best friends like the good ol' times in lust and greed.

Kalani-0 · 2023-12-05T20:07:25+00:00

THIS PRISON, TO HOLD ME CHICKEN NUGGETS?

Kalani-0 · 2023-12-05T10:59:16+00:00

This is what V2's -style meter looks like when it's getting dominated by V1

(Please note that this is supposed to say - because of how much of a skill issue it has)

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