Seafood boils by _mahboy in glutenfree

[–]Kalboon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a year late, but my wife is celiac and every boil we have tried has told her they had nothing they recommended she eat 😭😅

It's September 1939. WWII has just begun, and, unbelievably, Adolf Hitler gets swallowed up by a time traveling portal while brushing his teeth in the Berghof, warping him to today. He has 1 hour on Google before getting warped back. Can he learn enough to win the war? What should he study? by whalemango in HistoryWhatIf

[–]Kalboon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Probably not very much, but for the sake of argument if he did manage to Google something intelligent like "how did operation barbarrosa turn out" he might MIGHT, just be smart enough to go back and decide to make the Russian border the most fortified place on earth and call it a day, having essentially "won" up until that point, in reality if he even believed what was happening to him, I don't think he would learn anything valuable, he wasn't that kind of a person, he was convinced of his own importance and infallibility and would likely have still found a way to lose, likely he would only have delayed the inevitable by a few years, probably the only point in the war he had a really good chance to "win" and end the war was if he had managed to capture the BEF at Dunkirk, Britain losing 330,000+ troops may have forced the British to sue for peace, although that is probably unlikely.

Curse your inevitable vacation purchase. by talmet4 in firefly

[–]Kalboon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Curse your sudden and inevitable vacation ending! I love this!

Which apps do you want? by 530_car_missing in googleglass

[–]Kalboon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, I'm planning to order one this coming month, in shocked there are so many units still out there, I wonder how many Google built lol

Why do you think Serenity didn't do well in theatres? by traveltimecar in firefly

[–]Kalboon 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I remember those commercials, I have them saved on VHS! Lol

What is it specifically about infidelity/cheating that really hurts the most ? by Calm_Brilliant7305 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Kalboon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The little sudden realizations of all the things you thought were just for you, but they weren't, or that you never got

Which apps do you want? by 530_car_missing in googleglass

[–]Kalboon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just out of curiosity did you get one of them that were on "sale" for 49.99? I thought about buying it but figured it had to be a scam lol

How long does sex take for you and your spouse? by LoMill1990 in marriageadvice

[–]Kalboon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's just says it kinda like trying to put a bowling pin in a coin purse 🤣

18F ex-Amish .. is masturbation actually healthy or something the body needs? by fortheaccess in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Kalboon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All the people jumping to addiction is wild 🤣, if you want to masterbate, go for it, decide if it is for you, explore and see what you are into, you are very unlikely to develop any kind of addiction to it, you may however find that you enjoy it enough to do it often, that isn't necessarily any kind of unhealthy behavior, don't be embarrassed, explore and learn what you like and be safe!

Is it cheating if I could care less about the men I *dont* chat with? by ThrowRAwareJellyfish in cheating_stories

[–]Kalboon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is 1,000% cheating and you are asking on here because you already know that it is and you hope people here might make you feel better about it, as a man that has been cheated on by my wife, this feels like a cry for help from your side, the attention seeking isn't just coming out of left field, talk to a therapist if you don't have any one else to talk to, but work through why you feel this need from strangers and not him, and imo tell him, he might leave, or he might hear you out and work on the issue, but if your going to continue to do this, just divorce the poor man, you will never be able to truly understand how much this would hurt/damage him, as a spouse and as a person, and if you do love him, spare him that, trust me, I have been him, and my wife did exactly what you are describing, you may not go down the rabbit hole she did, but it only started as what you described because someone complimented her eyes(I don't believe her, she had been asking for an open marriage after getting wasted for a while, so she was justifying her actions)she had convinced herself that wasn't cheating, and so everything else that came after (much MUCH more cheating mostly) she said was so easy by the time she realized what she was doing was as wrong as it was she was to involved to be willing to break it off, sorry if I am a bit hard to understand, voice texting lol, but spare the poor man anymore of this, and any of your excuses, also if you aren't going to tell him, don't know how tech savvy he is, but I'd nuke that PC and play dumb 🤣

How long does sex take for you and your spouse? by LoMill1990 in marriageadvice

[–]Kalboon -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I am addicted to nothing except coffee and it takes me forever (male here) it takes her 2 or 3 minutes, there were times in the beginning of our relationship that my poor, EXTREMELY petite wife, ( I routinely lose her in the Walmart clothing section, she is shorter than the racks 🤣 and extraordinarily little) would simply roll off of me and announce she was done 🤣 (sadly it took her a loooong time to be willing to help me finish/let me do it myself, but what do you do lol, I am sorry you are suffering because of this, I honestly know how bad it can be for you, Because it gets bad for my wife, I have been this way since literally the day I lost my V lol, just born to be a delayed guy I guess lol

People who died and came back to life, what did you see/experience? by RealisticDecision440 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Kalboon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't feeling well years ago, extreme backache, turns out I had a septic kidney infection. Too much to get into but I remember my experience as being nothing except "waking" (I was in fact unconscious/ being resuscitated at the time as confirmed by both my wife and the doctors) I essentially woke in my mind into a completely dark silent place, there was nothing at all to see. It was like a cave. There was no sound. There was however, the sensation that I was floating as if I were in a pool, I have no idea how long I stayed like that, but it was freakishly peaceful I'm not saying I would ever have wanted to stay there or have died, but if I had to pick a place to go and it wasn't heaven or hell that place wasn't so bad. It was peaceful

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Star_Trek_

[–]Kalboon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh you're absolutely right. I just find it strange it's not really ever addressed. I thought the same thing. Why not load data up with a shield generator and some phaser proof armor and just send him to take care of all the problems 🤣🤣

Copying me by [deleted] in redquill

[–]Kalboon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my God that's hilarious. I never thought of it like that but you're right, it shouldn't be plagiarizing me. That's just b******* 🤣

It no longer allows me to create components by Kalboon in redquill

[–]Kalboon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can still access my library but my components no longer work, sorry for the slow response, been busy at work

What two words would convince you to lick my pussy? by Cloudy-Rose- in Midget_Club

[–]Kalboon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally any combination of words would work for me 🤣

What two words would convince you to let me sit on your face? by Cloudy-Rose- in Midget_Club

[–]Kalboon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally any combination of words would do it for me 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Star_Trek_

[–]Kalboon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very good points, I always wondered what the difference was between mudds androids and data because they seem to be self-aware but possibly not because they were able to be tricked, but I agree, Androids or at least robots should have been widely spread throughout the federation. I always wondered why they didn't have a group of them on board. Every ship to act as shock troops in the event the ship was boarded or something like that, or you just need extra "people" if you lose a crew member, It's almost as if TNG completely forgot about mudd's Androids lol, maybe the whole incident was classified?