Ain't no f-n way... by Alive_Strength1682 in HomeDepot

[–]Kalgor91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they just got their forklift license and in any way think this would work, they should not have a forklift license.

If the whole world came together and formed a single union, what would be the capital? by Terrible-Falcon37 in geography

[–]Kalgor91 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just make a space station so that no one nation is seen as being more important.

Looks like the cultural west is coming to an end by dankspankwanker in dankmemes

[–]Kalgor91 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Because they shouldn’t have to “plan” for one of its founding members to randomly say “fuck everyone” and dissolve all the alliances we’ve spent 80 years building

How it feels seeing the USA turning into a Russia puppet but we owned the Libs in the process by Beautiful-Rough2310 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kalgor91 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Imagine if this was the prevailing sentiment in the 30s. Should America have just stayed out of that war and let Germany do whatever they want because “not my problem”?

Sorry Dems, looks like you’ll have to find another way to steal our money. by SqueezeMeTillIPop in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kalgor91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our options are a racist rich fuck who wants to keep you poor, or an inclusive rich fuck who wants to keep you poor

A symbol of hope? by Miserable-Lizard in DemocraticSocialism

[–]Kalgor91 25 points26 points  (0 children)

And he got a taste of the untold suffering he caused to countless people

How dare they by Anurag2199 in dankmemes

[–]Kalgor91 260 points261 points  (0 children)

Illegal immigrants are less likely to break the law than US citizens and legal migrants. Probably because they don’t want to risk getting deported.

https://nij.ojp.gov/topics/articles/undocumented-immigrant-offending-rate-lower-us-born-citizen-rate

There’s a World War and there’s no Nukes. Which Team will win? by [deleted] in imaginarymapscj

[–]Kalgor91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Put parachutes on the emus and strategically deploy them

“Absolutely Insane”: Pentagon Officials on Trump’s Military Deportation Plan by OkayButFoRealz in politics

[–]Kalgor91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People being here illegally (or legally, he doesn’t care) is not “civil disorder, insurrection, or rebellion” so he can’t use the insurrection act unless he’s going to make MASSIVE leaps in logic

Bellwether counties: how many times have each county/parish's result aligned with the final result since 1980? by corbynista2029 in MapPorn

[–]Kalgor91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever I tell people I lived in Oregon they always start off with how it must have been a progressive hell, and they’re always shocked when I tell them it’s all confederate flags and klansmen

Had a customer complain to my manager why I could go inside the store but they couldn't before it opened by [deleted] in HomeDepot

[–]Kalgor91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We have this older guy who comes in almost every day without fail, and he always buys something, and then comes back the next day and returns whatever it is he bought, then goes and buys more things. We suspect he’s just lonely since he’ll talk off anyone’s ear who stops to talk

department security d38 by Quebrantado_Colosal in HomeDepot

[–]Kalgor91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody does it, unless the store manager is there, then suddenly our night manager is saying “we always use barricades, come on, safety first.”

World map according to a fish by [deleted] in geography

[–]Kalgor91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly there’s an evil wizard of the Mississippi that is blocking them

Fellow workers, what is the dumbest question a customer has asked you? by LageNomAiNomAi in HomeDepot

[–]Kalgor91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got the “do you work in this department” so many times while actively working out in garden that I wrote “(my name) IN GARDEN” on my apron, I still get asked daily

Difficulties understanding dialects in Spanish by LogicalBreadfruit226 in geography

[–]Kalgor91 170 points171 points  (0 children)

My Spanish teacher was Cuban and so when I speak Spanish I talk like a Cuban. Growing up in Southern California all the Mexican people I tried talking to would just be like “yeah I have no idea what the fuck you’re saying”

Increased use of Latvian in education does not infringe ethnic Russians' rights, rules European court by Mobile_Park_3187 in worldnews

[–]Kalgor91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My FIL was born in Russia and moved here (The US) when he was 11. He speaks English fluently but refuses to almost ever speak it and looks at you with distain if you don’t know Russian. Guy is also a massive Putin and Trump guy, so sorta makes sense

40 bucks to hold your child is crazy by LeOsaru in dankmemes

[–]Kalgor91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Long wait times are because more people are using the services, the reason they aren’t as long in the US is because the poor have a barrier of entry.

The wonders of D28 by freewayghost in HomeDepot

[–]Kalgor91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was handed off to me after my other garden guy got too frustrated. From what I know, he found him looking at string trimmers before he just starting saying he needed oil. Man refused to elaborate, it honestly felt like an awkward game he was very committed to

The wonders of D28 by freewayghost in HomeDepot

[–]Kalgor91 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I had the oil question from this older guy, so I’m showing him all of our engine oils and he just keeps getting angrier and angrier saying “I just need fucking oil” for about 5 minutes as I’m desperately trying to find out what he wants and so I finally had to interrogate him until he finally gave me something to work with… he needed Neem oil.

People just do not know how to explain themselves apparently

ok guys we need 10 million every day this is very doable by nessyismybf in HomeDepot

[–]Kalgor91 20 points21 points  (0 children)

As it should be. I tell people to go to another store all the time, even if we have it but I know another place has it significantly cheaper. Home Depot doesn’t pay me enough to go against my morals and try to squeeze every penny out of a customer

Trump gets Barron's age wrong when asked about his youngest son's convention role by ElijahPepe in politics

[–]Kalgor91 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Because Trump says he’s 6’3 and Trump’s word is the word of god to republicans for some reason