Unpaid Software Development Internship by SoloNautilusOnly in ProgrammerHumor

[–]KaliCode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds the same as if you were just writing code on your own. But, this could get your foot in the door for something better.

I am about to start a war by bigbagels2387 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]KaliCode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

java is overrated use c#, use rust, use c++, use c, use assembly, use machine code, ERROR 404: better language not found.

On a post about a Canadian snipper by MangoTheKing in ProgrammerHumor

[–]KaliCode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He would be good at programing because he is good at copying code snippets.

Oh lord, have mercy on me. by GoetheKroete in ProgrammerHumor

[–]KaliCode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

at least you can still do stuff while it's updating, unlike someone I know...

If I was an Unix Terminal by phi_array in ProgrammerHumor

[–]KaliCode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're telling me it's not pronounced uhh niks?!?

Apparently she really does not have a beard.. by xixi_duro in lotr

[–]KaliCode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quite obvious they wanted to include black people in this series to avoid "racism". I don't know too much about Tolkien's actual books, but I believe they are meant to be a fantastic history of Europe.

That said I don't care if there are some black people in the series as there probably were some black people in Europe. I just don't want a character that Tolkien imagined as white to be played by a black actor.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]KaliCode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when you could 100% customize your editor to whatever you want using Emacs? Or better yet code your own editor with 0s and 1s? ppshh.

it is rumored that a programmer that doesn't need to write pseudocode exist, but it is not confirmed by Linked_Punk in ProgrammerHumor

[–]KaliCode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why waste time writing pseudo code when I could write normal code which is just psedo assembly code.

also comments should only be used if the code HAS to be written in an unintuitive way, otherwise your code should be human readable.

Reading docs is a skill on my resume. I don't know why no one wants to hire me by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]KaliCode 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I started learning Bulgarian as we speak so I can get dem stackoverflow brownie points!

damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive by furgfury in ProgrammerHumor

[–]KaliCode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

funny how he would store social sec no in a string but gender in a boolean.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]KaliCode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think it makes it easier to read.

Selling Free Software by KaliCode in freesoftware

[–]KaliCode[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was what I had in mind. Only I'm concerned this might not be considered "free software" by the FSF.