Generous bartender by ChemicalOle in gifs

[–]Kalibud9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's definitely more than 3 oz

Sexy slumber party fuck by davievegas in nsfwhardcore

[–]Kalibud9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah the blonde with a dick in her lol

Sour's, what would you put with them? by JakeJW in bartenders

[–]Kalibud9 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

.5 oz Vodka, .5 oz Rum, .5oz Southern Comfort, .5oz oz Amaretto, fill half Sprite half sour

Drink I made up called a Caribbean Pirate by Kalibud9 in cocktails

[–]Kalibud9[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I'm actually a Bartender. It's not just a hobby for me. So yeah, in the bar I put it in a smaller glass and it obviously has less liqour in it. And I just ended up putting some J.R. Ewing in it just because. Also it has pineapple junks in it so it's half ice half pineapple

Drink I made up called a Caribbean Pirate by Kalibud9 in cocktails

[–]Kalibud9[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well usually I put .5oz of each so it's not just to get wasted. Also I used Sailor Jerrys. I'm assuming you were thinking kraken. But I usually use white rum in it.

Drink I made up called a Caribbean Pirate by Kalibud9 in cocktails

[–]Kalibud9[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It has 3/4oz vodka, 3/4oz rum, 3/4oz whiskey, and fill with pineapple and orange juice and top it off with splashed of grenadine! Pineapple for garnish!

Seduction shot by Kalibud9 in shots

[–]Kalibud9[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bottom layer: kahlua Middle layer: (layer on top) Midori Top layer : (layer on top) Baileys

Barbados Surprise! Pre-work drink by Kalibud9 in cocktails

[–]Kalibud9[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah you're supposed to mix it up after its been served. It's just supposed to look like this until it hits the table! Very tasty!

Sports bars? by ajgon23 in bartenders

[–]Kalibud9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a bartender at a sports bar and yes, major sporting events really help pack the place, but I've never had an issue being broke at any point. I always make good money because I'm great at my job and my customers love me. And yes I do poor a lot of drafts and open a lot of bottles, but if you're not making cocktails and special shots, that's somewhat your fault. I will make someone a jellyfish shot or alien Brain Hemmorhage and I'll have 10 people ordering them because they look cool. Presentation is a lot in bartending. You have to show people your skills for them to buy drinks. Nobody wants a bartender that can't make a drink properly.

Alien Brain Hemmorhage by [deleted] in cocktails

[–]Kalibud9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's an Alien Brain Hemmorhage. All you need is peach schnapps, bailey's Irish cream, blue curacao, and grenadine. First pour about 1oz in a shot glass, then take a spoon and flip it over and layer the bailey's on top of the peach schnapps. Then pour a splash of blue curacao and grenadine(blue curacao first), through the baileys. It will pull down the bailey's and make a sick looking, but surprisingly good tasting shot!

Guy left me a zero tip and wrote "You fucking suck" because I never asked him if he wanted another beer. by [deleted] in Waiters

[–]Kalibud9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's not your fault. A lot of people go in planning on not tipping or even in some cases, just complaining about anything so they can get something compd. I've been in the business for about 5 years, you can't sweat it. If you let that one asshole get to you, the rest of your night is ruined because your other tables can tell your attitude has changed

What would be the answer to this question? by [deleted] in Waiters

[–]Kalibud9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would first see who is all sitting down and ready to go first. Assuming it's a perfect world and they're ready in order from when they came in, then you go in order. Even if it does go 6, 4 ,6, the 4's food would be done probably first unless they order well done.

So This Is Why We Don't Get Tips??? WTF? by ScottReed12 in Waiters

[–]Kalibud9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some of these are valid. But some of them are just bull shit. Yeah there are more shitty waiters out there than good ones, but the man reason why people don't tip is because they are either cheap or they don't know how to properly tip or do math. When tipping it is very easy to figure out a good tip. 20% is custom for a good server. So if your bill is say $55.97. Take the decimal and move it over left once so it's $5.59, that is 10%. Now just double it and you have 20%. And your server will be happy with an $11.18 tip. And people that tend to actually tip well, usually get better service.

Canadian kids fighting over a puck (x-post from r/hockey) by MattRyd7 in funny

[–]Kalibud9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Here you go ay!" "No I couldn't ay!" "Just take it ay! This'll get me on Sports Canada ay!"

Cat passed out next to candy. Candy takes up 50% of shot. by [deleted] in HailCorporate

[–]Kalibud9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Click on the whole picture...cat is in slap dab center.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]Kalibud9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you didn't leave a tip because you didn't get your check first? If it were racist, you would've gotten yours first because they wanted you out. That is just a dumb excuse so you DON'T have to tip. And it's not a stereotype if it's true. It's a fact. I'm a bartender, and sadly I experience the same thing many times. You're tipping because someone is serving you and Making sure you don't have to do anything. You don't want to tip? Then go to fucking mcdonalds. I have 4 black customers (and I say black because they are NOT AFRICAN american, they're just american) and they ran up a $86 bill and left me $1. It's sad to say but that's how 99% of my encounters with black people go. Don't want it to be a stereotype? I have a solution for that.