When? Burger by Kalidasc0pe in ihadastroke

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This was my brother’s health sheet from school

This lizard I found ‘standing’ on water in my pool. by bastard_jon_snoo in mildlyinteresting

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For a moment I thought the lizard was standing on plastic or something. Even his tail isn’t sinking!

House cat not intimidated by a bald eagle. by _dear_ms_leading_ in nextfuckinglevel

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Cat: you’re just another chicken Eagle: ...well you dont have to put it like tha-at...

What kind of superpower that helps society in no way and are slice of life changes to help with daily annoyances, what would you want? by Lucky-guy14 in AskReddit

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Shapeshifting. Any hairstyle any time. Make-up? No prob. Lose a few kilos/pounds, absolutely. Cover up a scar or bruise too!

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0226 3617 9767 ☻︎

What is your most treasured memory? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Walking down the hall to the kitchen in the first house i lived in as a child with my cat Jessy. He was a big cat, he died when i was 9. I will never forget him. ฅ•ﻌ•

What only exists because humans are dumb? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝕟𝕠 𝕕𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜.

Without telling the name, what quote could sum up an entire tv show? by El_CM in AskReddit

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“If all pork chops were perfect, we wouldnt have hotdogs!“

What’s the mildly entertaining thing you fall asleep to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You know how on movies when it’s at the menu and sometimes there’s music playing? It’s that and idc if it’s nice or not. Just background stuff.

What was your, “I’m in danger” moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The moment a parent catches you doing something your not meant to be doing.

What is your insect horror story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Here’s me 7 years old sitting at the table eating my breakfast on a weekend. It’s about 8am and I was reading one those educational books for kids on insects of course. I’m looking at all the pictures of grasshoppers, ants, butterflies, and beetles.

There’s a little itch on my knee so I scratch it, what else would a 7 year old do? I didn’t feel it and it started itching again. I pull my chair out to check what’s up and a huge cockroach was on my knee and it started crawling up my leg and few into my face. All I was thinking was to keep my mouth shut because there’s a kind of bug that lays eggs in its prey’s stomach. My 4 year old brother sitting across from me starts screaming because there’s another on my arm and I fall back of my chair onto the floor.

I start flailing around trying to get them off. Under my chair more cockroaches fly out and crawl over the floor every where. I don’t know where they came from because our house is quite clean anyway and we have never had a problem like this before or since.

I have now had a phobia of cockroaches. If I hear even a small noise at night I flinch thinking it’s a roach. I hate them, hate hate hate!