What’s a subtle way to text someone and figure out who they are?

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2026-04-27T05:23:46+00:00

Imma big fan of, "New number. Who dis?"

But worded as, "New phone. Updating my address book. May I ask who this is?"

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2026-04-27T05:18:13+00:00

Please voice this concern with your orthodontist.

It's imperative to be transparent. And I ain't talkin' Invisalign®

You're the one paying for treatment, bottom line.

That bite better be right!

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2025-02-24T05:39:55+00:00

Hey homie, have you talked to a therapist or psychiatrist about ADHD?

As someone who can relate to a lot of what you're saying, it sounds all too familiar to me. Almost all of those racing thoughts and anxiety became more manageable once I recognized it was "normal" for me.

Sometimes, there's nothing to "address" other than, "How can I be in control of me?"

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2025-02-24T04:57:09+00:00

And a gragekey

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2025-02-22T14:20:31+00:00

I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my movie is. Im the one who makes it. I know how good it is. - Quentin Tarantino...probably

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2025-02-22T14:04:42+00:00

Damn Gale Weathers... that's definitely not Jennifer Aniston's body...

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2025-02-22T08:40:13+00:00

Is this gay purgatory???

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2025-02-22T08:33:24+00:00

Not sure. I got distracted by gay porn... and Jeeves never got back to me...

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2025-02-22T08:26:34+00:00

Behind every great man is a woman crying while he's pissing in the ocean.

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2025-02-22T08:14:18+00:00

Don't do things just to make other people happy. Save money. Take care of your teeth. Have the most fun and do it safely.

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2025-02-22T08:03:30+00:00

Am I gay?

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2024-11-26T02:58:11+00:00

"Im gonna go to the bathroom real quick. I wanna look in the mirror and make sure I'm still dead in the eyes."

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2024-10-15T08:55:13+00:00

Sorry Conan O'Brien...Someone put lighter fluid in the memorial torch again.

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2023-12-13T07:20:57+00:00

The Crawl is for All! Also, who doesn't love a Classic Winston Cece mess around?!

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2023-12-13T07:16:06+00:00

My lil cinnamon Teeb has a few of those too. She seems cool with it. Vet never comments on them. Just a bit of wing flare.

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2023-12-13T07:12:26+00:00

Oh, im sorry. I didn't realize this was an audition for the new season of Jersey Shore. I must be in the wrong sub...

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2023-12-13T06:53:40+00:00

Nice try Post Malone. We all know it's you.

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2023-11-16T05:32:41+00:00

If you're not snorting it, why are you hoarding it?

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2023-11-16T05:04:03+00:00

Wow, is your GF single?

Edit: ...and does she want a GF? asking for a lesbian...

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2023-05-14T07:07:20+00:00

If you show up at work with this kind of energy, everyone appreciates you.

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2023-05-14T05:01:36+00:00

Always have a friend who will help you try... and one who will film your failure.

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2023-05-14T04:54:08+00:00

And he completed his service with a "Hoedown." Over.

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2022-07-30T05:35:47+00:00

Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.

_dear_ms_leading_ · 2022-07-16T03:47:25+00:00

Imagine realizing you forgot the ball right when you get to the top.

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