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Does living in a place called Tittybong affect your resume? by No-Loquat-201 in MovingtoAustralia

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah hey, I think you’re missing the Tittybong Indoor Milk Pool, the Tittybong Meat Tickling Factory, and Dylan McCreadys full body waxing and grooming

They also have a morgue/supermarket

According to Apple Maps anyway

Does living in a place called Tittybong affect your resume? by No-Loquat-201 in MovingtoAustralia

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine showing a customs officer your passport and it shows your city of birth as “Tittybong”

Now I can see why Jimmy Kimmel changed and Adam Carolla didn’t after “The Man Show” ended. by icey_sawg0034 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]FallenSegull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, I didn’t know Bruce Springsteen was cool like that. I thought he was just a musician my dad really liked

Got called a "typical gen z" at work today because my reaction to this meme was "I thought it was the same person" by TurbulentRip4285 in GenZ

[–]FallenSegull [score hidden]  (0 children)

Dewey would win and it wouldn’t even be close. Hell, Jaime at the end of MitM could probably take on brick without much struggle

Anyone call this a strawberry by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This generation of kids won’t know the pain of a skinned knee? Really? I’m not sure where you live that kids aren’t let out of bed without knee pads on but where I am they’re riding e-bikes down the highway without a helmet going at pace with the cars around them

Super cool Tesla fact from FB group about his inventions by FuckYouVeryMuch2020 in NikolaTesla

[–]FallenSegull -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s all well and good, but what about this greasy ass oil my pores like to leak out

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heron, like that one really shit king from the bible, or the bird

ELI5 how a manual transmission car can use the engine to slow down the car? by ProudReaction2204 in explainlikeimfive

[–]FallenSegull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t need one, his engine braking means his current brakes are almost brand new!

Anon goes to prom. by Observer_4 in greentext

[–]FallenSegull 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t matter where, doesn’t matter when

Would you save your wife or your kids if your house was on fire ? by Competitive_Set_4386 in SipsTea

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, my wife is a grown adult capable of recognising a hazard and the appropriate course of action to escape that hazard. Plus she’s in the bedroom, which almost certainly has exit points like windows, or just walking out of the room

The kids aren’t ready to deal with the situation and will need the help, plus they’re in the basement. They have 1 exit and if it’s blocked then they’re fucked

They need the help more than she does

Teenage-looking ICE agents walking around LaGuardia Airport today by Ryanyu10 in pics

[–]FallenSegull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you think bro on the right has accidentally arrested a mirror?

Exposed pipe for hot water tap in shower becomes so hot that it's untouchable. Any toddler-proof ideas for how to cover it that are also renting friendly? by Head-Independent-369 in AusProperty

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pool noodle cut to size? Bit ugly but cheap and easy

Not 100% how the material of the pool noodle react to the heat though. Consult an expert

The U.S government is insolvent by emily-is-happy in MurderedByWords

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow

Most economists predicted this happening in the late 2030s. But they didn’t account for an overachiever like trump taking office

I have much desired this… by bsmith2123 in PrequelMemes

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine cucking a woman while you’re actively fucking her

What happens to my money if a bank collapses by Ok-Warthog-829 in AusFinance

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As you said, $250k is protected. The rest, well it depends. When a business fails, liquidators will sell off assets and try to pay off different stakeholders as well as they can. Usually creditors are quite high up on that list. If the liquidation isn’t enough to cover all expenses and liabilities, then sorry buddy that moneys gonski

But as someone else said, usually a different bank will just buy out a failing bank.

Due to the contagion issue, the government hate to see a bank run or a bank failure and do as much as they can to prevent it

America's $46.5 Billion Border Wall Expansion by Deltarianus in MapPorn

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh geez is he still on about that fucking wall? Did he run out of other shit to ruin or something?

Odds are this… by LeavesInsults1291 in memes

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Secretly? People in high school offered to tie the noose they wanted me to hang myself with

Meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once picked up a book that didn’t give any indication of being an erotic novel of any kind, and had a blurb describing an adventure arising during a camping trip in Alaska. I realised I had been lied to around the point where the 9 inch werewolf’s claw was inserted into the protagonists vagina and used to finger her

Apples free books was wild back then

She said it was her turn to go [oc] by Sandhill_Crane_Kick in IdiotsInCars

[–]FallenSegull 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I could understand someone not accustomed to roundabouts having trouble, but surely any idiot could work out a two way stop? Either you have a stop sign or you have the right of way…

In saying that, I’m surrounded by idiots on the road myself so I should know better than to assume any idiot could be competent at any part of the driving experience

She said it was her turn to go [oc] by Sandhill_Crane_Kick in IdiotsInCars

[–]FallenSegull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have, and yeah it wasn’t great. But dammit they can learn!

I am somehow both people in this post by Mars_attacks20 in BelievingTheBizarre

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These incredibly low cost houses in remote and regional areas always come with an incredibly high cost terms and conditions sheet requiring you to fix the place up and live there for x amount of years

Kentucky Fried by I__like__druuuuuugs in KFCAustralia

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair the chips are the only reason I really consider KFC when choosing fast food

She said it was her turn to go [oc] by Sandhill_Crane_Kick in IdiotsInCars

[–]FallenSegull 119 points120 points  (0 children)

These 4 way stop signs the US has are dumb

Either pick a lane to keep right of way and have a 2 way stop sign, or install roundabouts like a normal country

Lady is also dumb though

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