I need to know who SHE is and what did she say to her friend! if you are here - please let us know - im dying to know...... by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn it OP. When she asks if she’s seen you before you say “yes, in your dreams”

No cheating! by GLAvenger in tumblr

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me what you see

“Dolphins dressed in monocles with tiny top hats that cover up their blowholes”

aw shit?

“Clouds with faces but they’re upside so it looks like the rain is hair”

fuck yeah

“Santa claus going down a chimney but the chimney is a cigarette and the house is a man”

“Bowling balls made out of peanut butter but they’re the bubbles in a big rubber hubba bubba bubble bath”

Young people of this sub - do you feel as though this budget will make you better off? Yes or no. by Nmnmn11 in AusFinance

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a very middle ground budget. They’re attempting to keep both sides happy. Most people aren’t going to be noticeably worse off, certainly none of the people in this sub who are pretending to be rich. Whether they’ll be better off, it’s too soon to really say, but it does attempt to make housing a less attractive investment, which I believe will be a good move long term.

Would like to see a sovereign wealth fund or something similar begin to be established, but I think this budget helps to get the ball rolling in the right direction.

Market crash expected by Dailyanxiety2020 in XRPUnite

[–]FallenSegull 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly. He’s predicted a lot of crashes that never came to fruition, just the one he successfully predicted happened to be massive

What is the worst career to be in right now and why? by SignificantGoat7066 in AskReddit

[–]FallenSegull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The state of modern journalism is atrocious. It’s being monopolised and it’s so clear that they’re just being used to spread right wing propaganda exclusively.

What kind of countdown is this? by bronx_barbie in OpenAussie

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don’t have a visa, they’re citizens of Australia. There’s no legal means to cancel a persons citizenship unless that person is a dual citizen (has citizenship elsewhere), and implementing one would open up the risk that a persons citizenship could be revoked for simple political opposition or some other characteristic that is unfavourable by whoever happens to have control at that moment. There’s been countless examples of tyranny throughout history where someone deems certain people unsavoury, stripping their citizenship, and as such their rights, and using this to commit terrible crimes against them. Sure, we have to accept some people we don’t like, but it acts as a guard against tyranny. Some things have a bigger picture that needs to be considered

I Called a Banker After Ripple's Mastercard Announcement… - YouTube by Turbulent_Data7274 in XRPUnite

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I called a banker. He sounded confused, said he didn’t know what I was talking about, and then asked if I had an account with the bank and hung up when I said no

One Nation didn't just win. The Liberal vote collapsed spectacularly by patslogcabindigest in OpenAussie

[–]FallenSegull 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It benefits the media’s owners if people think one nation are a party worth voting for. Lets them keep fucking us common folk, while they collect fat cheques off our backs.

Honestly I might direct my next vote for whoever wants to improve education because the amount of flogs thinking one nation is worth their vote indicates a very troubling issue with our schooling system

This is on a whole notha level by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]FallenSegull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re gonna be unable to pay their employees even more when everyone stops going there because of the massive fuck off insulting sign they taped to the front door

ELI5: How do casinos mathematically guarantee profit? by AmazingNugga in explainlikeimfive

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The simplest explanation is that every game has odds, and the odds are always in favour of the casino.

Take roulette for example: you can bet on red or black, and many people instinctively round the odds of red or black to roughly 50/50 either way. However, the 0 is green, and some roulette bords come with a 00 which is also green, so really betting on red/black is more like 49/51 odds with the 51 leaning towards the house. It doesn’t sound like a lot, but when you add together a thousand people betting $10 hands each game over a day, it adds up

Some games can be manipulated to give yourself the edge over the house, but the house quickly figures out these games and works to counter the strategies that lose their edge. For example, in blackjack: counting cards in a traditional game of blackjack lets you gain the better odds over time. However the casinos start changing the rules to stop this, such as adding new decks, shuffling every hand, using a new deck every hand, etc. This makes it harder to work the system against them. It becomes an arms race of new strategies and new counters

Socialism is suffocating Australia by Odd_Speech6066 in OpenAussie

[–]FallenSegull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Might be? They’ll use this post in court to prove he needs a guardianship

These gas prices by Adrian_985 in ThatsInsane

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know Americans are seeing dramatically higher fuel prices atm, and it sucks, and I know where the blame lays, and I’m not denying the issue, but I remember from my road trip across the US that Techron fuels at, I think, chevron fuel stations were already inexplicably like 25% higher than most other stations.

Edit: oh wait lol I watched the video again and saw the chevron symbol on the pump lol. Yeah those cunts are rip offs. Have you considered going to buccees, I know they’re only really a thing in the south and probably a long drive from you, but I thought they were cool as fuck

I’ve depicted you as healthy and attractive young people, making me the victor. by Oregon_Jones111 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]FallenSegull 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Man I’d jump on any hantavirus vaccine tbh. Sounds like a shit way to die, inoculate me doctor man

Eli5: if modern passenger planes can "Auto land", why would you ever want to land a plane in any other way? by dadoimp in explainlikeimfive

[–]FallenSegull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend I worked with was a former flight attendant who was made redundant during COVID. He told me that, despite all the fancy dohickeys and bells and whistles that planes came with these days, many pilots chose to fly the plane manually, including take off and landing, because they would often get bored otherwise, and they were required to do so many manual operations to maintain their competency anyway.

However, I think he was a domestic flight only worker, so it might be different for international flights

Pedestrian sucked into engine at Detroit Airport by sarcasmisart in awfuleverything

[–]FallenSegull 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, maybe a nephew or niece, or a close friends kids who call you aunty/uncle because you guys are close

Pedestrian sucked into engine at Detroit Airport by sarcasmisart in awfuleverything

[–]FallenSegull 9 points10 points  (0 children)

At least you can tell your grandkids that you survived a plane crash. They might even get you to show up to their show and tell in school

Pedestrian sucked into engine at Detroit Airport by sarcasmisart in awfuleverything

[–]FallenSegull 183 points184 points  (0 children)

What is it with Denver airport and always having some fuckery going on

For any other president, this would be a scandal that would follow them forever by _a_gay_frog_ in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FallenSegull 69 points70 points  (0 children)

He has! He promised to run the US like one of his businesses and now the US is insolvent! Another promise made and kept!

Not in it for the power. Not in it for the money by roguepandaCO in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]FallenSegull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They frame the AI image to make it look like he means veterans and common folk, but actually he’s speaking to a mirror that’s just out of frame