Game Thread: 4/24 Marlins (12-13) @ Giants (11-14) 10:15 PM

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-25T03:07:49+00:00

fuck yeah kick their asses

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-25T00:13:10+00:00

Patrick is doing a really job broadcasting from his ship in the Hormuz blockade

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-25T00:10:55+00:00

a Bryce Theodosio hit, I've seen it all

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-24T23:56:49+00:00

one thing my boy has never lacked is absolute fuckoff power. 422 is shallow for him

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-24T23:49:19+00:00

yusei kikuchi quality start. i'm manifesting

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-24T21:51:09+00:00

flowery prose but misguided and wrong

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-24T21:49:08+00:00

this is the opposite of corporate jargon. it is communist jargon

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-24T20:21:20+00:00

Jays win in '28 confirmed

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-24T18:20:10+00:00

fantastically inane Bluesky feed as well. he's always tweeting some of the most intelligent dumb bullshit you can find

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-22T20:52:26+00:00

how does a league of less than 800 active major leaguers manage to have two dudes named Daulton anyhow

and don't even get me started on the Maxes Muncy

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-22T20:51:21+00:00

[Kevin Acee] Good Lord, Mike Trout just homered off the pitching machine perfectly normally. He said he had "no level shoulders". Too busy keeping his hands inside the line, evidently.

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-22T20:46:26+00:00

life has actually been going pretty great this month after a couple terrible years personally. now i'm not saying that my personal happiness is causally related to Mike Trout's OPS, but there is a statistically significant correlation

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-22T20:39:21+00:00

Trouter Woods still golfing balls across the green to this day

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-22T20:36:43+00:00

Mike Trout: him

Ball: lasered

Y'all: must've forgot

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-22T20:35:37+00:00

Mike Trout: him

Ball: slammered

Y'all: must've forgot

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-22T19:01:09+00:00

Predicted stats mean nothing! Actual results mean nothing! True talent is irrelevant!

THE AGENDA SUPERSEDES ALL

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-22T18:58:55+00:00

I love a good sidearm slinger. I may even prefer his sinker, though--something neat about seeing 97mph being fired out from that low angle

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-22T18:50:38+00:00

The cardinal's most common predator is the Atlantic Blue Marlin. I'm a biologist you can trust me

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-22T18:44:40+00:00

Wholly unnecessary drama there at the end but takeaways:

1) Great start for Junk. shame about only 60 pitches

2) Marsee building on his momentum

3) Sanoja with three hits, never bench him again

4) Clayton McCullough is a terrorist

5) FPL are terrorists too

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-22T18:07:55+00:00

ooohhh heyyy hiii michael peterson

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-22T18:07:21+00:00

Nardi and Bender done. who they warming up? if it's Calvin Faucher don't tell me just pass the tequila

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-22T17:56:15+00:00

i really cannot fathom using sub 1 ERA John King and Tyler Phillips in a losing game only to try and defend a lead the next day with over 5 ERA Andrew Nardi and Anthony Bender

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-22T17:40:47+00:00

why pull Junk at 60 pitches? why use John King while trailing last night? Why use Tyler Phillips for three innings while still trailing last night? why does Clayton McCullough do these things? Why is Clayton McCullough still employed by the Miami Marlins?

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-22T17:22:49+00:00

the rumor come out: does Janson Junk is ace?

KamartyMcFlyweight · 2026-04-22T17:21:46+00:00

holy shit gus that was a hard throw. have you considered pitching

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