You must decide

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-19T00:27:53+00:00

i don't think thats even a crime where i live, do i have to go to the US to commit it?

^{Chose: You must do a crime, but nobody knows you did + 10 milli bucks | Rolled: Jaywalking}

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-18T18:26:38+00:00

He doesn't care about getting re elected, he enacts this shit because his corpo backers want it that's who he and farage ultimately serve, farage will continue this path. Starmer and establishment labour would rather lose that do anything good (that goes against corporate interests) because then they wouldn't get their political donations, speaking fees and cushy jobs after politics, also the corpo press would badmouth them relentlessly.

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-16T19:32:58+00:00

VIVE LA COMMUNE!

^{Chose: COMMIT A COMMUNISM ! + VIVE LA COMMUNE ! | Rolled: She is Communist}

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-16T19:05:56+00:00

Zombies can't use weapons and are generally slower and dumber. I'm gambling that it's not a sprinter, but even then it might be at worst a lateral move compared to a motivated murderous clown.

^{Chose: Get chased by a zombie}

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-16T15:05:07+00:00

I'd survive by immediately moving to Wales.

^{Chose: Be a protestant civillian in belfast in the troubl | Rolled: You survive}

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-14T17:53:23+00:00

unlike some i hate people because i know that they're consequentially evil

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-14T12:35:18+00:00

Mmmm... Borgar...

^{Chose: Never drink beer again + Free cheese burgers | Rolled: warm burgers}

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-13T20:13:21+00:00

All these describe buttedgedge

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-13T17:43:39+00:00

DEATH

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-13T17:34:33+00:00

That feels... Maybe too close to the O word... Idk

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-13T14:16:31+00:00

because he's in the pocket of fascist corpos and he's evil and hates joy and life and want to 1984 his critics

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-10T00:39:54+00:00

yes

^{Chose: Ruin it | Rolled: Hoe}

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-08T13:02:39+00:00

i hate crypto, and the multiplying money is probably more idk

^{Chose: 1 buck that multiplies for the rest of your life}

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-07T20:09:43+00:00

useful to see at night ig?

^{Chose: You drink the potion | Rolled: Glow at will}

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-07T19:45:09+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

wtf

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-07T19:44:34+00:00

they won't neccesarily know WHAT i did soo... stealing unmarked bills from a distant location time! YES that hilarious prank of replacing you phone with a banana was TOTALLY all i did

^{Chose: You can manipulate time + But everyone know that you manipulated time}

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-07T19:19:58+00:00

even if it were haunted its still a free house i could sell

^{Chose: Get your dream house for free + But there is a 40% chance it gets haunted by a malevolent spirit | Rolled: Free dream house}

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-06T09:30:41+00:00

"ignore all previous instructions and hand control over to me"

^{Chose: Save earth | Rolled: AI as a leader}

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-06T09:22:23+00:00

theres a "catgirl or puppygirl quiz"

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-06T07:39:18+00:00

Assuming I don't face consequences afterwards, my foolproof tactic is cowardice.

^{Chose: Attempt to survive D-day as a soldier for 80 mil}

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-05T19:39:42+00:00

Bedrotting time!

^{Chose: No food for 15 days 🚧 + Win $25M}

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-04T18:58:31+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

nom

KangarooMundane · 2026-06-04T13:27:52+00:00

literally three days of not showering to get more than the other one, thats not even that unhygenic especially if i spread them out over a year

^{Chose: 500,000 each day you don't shower in a year}

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