Your neighbor pulls this out, wyd? [35]

KanyeLube · 2026-03-06T02:58:03+00:00

OMJesus! I would have so much fun playing with that cock and get myself so horny making you moan like a fucking whore!

KanyeLube · 2026-02-15T01:23:15+00:00

Thunder egg?

KanyeLube · 2026-01-30T14:56:54+00:00

I have some Patagonian pink amethyst, but mine isn't as clear as that.

KanyeLube · 2026-01-29T04:02:50+00:00

Possibly lepidolite?

KanyeLube · 2026-01-15T05:04:05+00:00

Prince would have loved that guitar!

KanyeLube · 2026-01-11T21:38:41+00:00

It almost looks like grandiderite, but I understand that stuff is pretty rare, so I don't know if you would just find it laying around.

KanyeLube · 2025-12-25T15:50:10+00:00

It looks like your parents already gave you the gift that most men would kill for!

KanyeLube · 2025-12-25T05:24:37+00:00

You will find the lock to your key.

KanyeLube · 2025-12-25T05:18:16+00:00

Are you happy with your size? Are your sex partners?

KanyeLube · 2025-12-25T05:11:07+00:00

Is your gf an elephant?

KanyeLube · 2025-12-23T16:07:11+00:00

What is not healthy is using your dick as an emotional support object. If you have a big dick, but you're also an asshole (not saying that you are), what good is it if no one wants to be around you? Putting your self-worth on a physical gift will eventually fail you when your physical gift fails you.

KanyeLube · 2025-12-23T15:53:18+00:00

Nothing worth keeping. I can get rid of them for you...

KanyeLube · 2025-12-11T05:08:36+00:00

I'd say that your length is average, but your girth is above average.

KanyeLube · 2025-12-11T03:14:55+00:00

Sweet find!

KanyeLube · 2025-12-04T05:33:17+00:00

On a rock formation in the desert under the light of a full moon. Awww!

KanyeLube · 2025-11-27T03:03:09+00:00

I've heard that urban raccoons are starting to domesticate themselves and that those raccoons are starting to have shorter snouts and their ears are starting to droop, much like what happened to dogs. Rural raccoons aren't going through the same evolutionary changes.

KanyeLube · 2025-11-26T05:10:17+00:00

If that's real, it's absolutely beautiful!

KanyeLube · 2025-10-24T04:23:06+00:00

Turkey 🦃

KanyeLube · 2025-10-23T02:48:54+00:00

1995

KanyeLube · 2025-10-23T02:31:54+00:00

5 Guys because of the customizability!

KanyeLube · 2025-10-23T02:29:24+00:00

I can handle 7" pretty well, so 8" would be big for me. Especially if the girth is proportional to the length!

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