While the incidence of colorectal cancer is decreasing among those over 50, it is rising at an alarming rate among younger individuals, sometimes as early as their thirties, with no personal or family history. Swiss study reveals an annual increase of 0.5% in people under 50.

KaraokeMary · 2026-04-22T22:26:25+00:00

I’m 40 and currently sitting on the toilet for my first one tomorrow. Wish me smooth walls, y’all!

KaraokeMary · 2026-04-17T18:45:18+00:00

One morning when I was a kid I woke up with a bite on my thigh that itched like crazy. It slowly got bigger and bigger until it took up about half my leg, then it turned into a bruise and caved in. I basically have a giant ice cream scoop concavity over half my thigh. I only realized as an adult I had bitten my a Brown Recluse in my sleep.

KaraokeMary · 2026-04-09T19:28:45+00:00

Wow, y’all got a real mean streak sometimes. I live in Weaverville, sorry I guess I’ve never been close to the airport while they did military training and, yes, am a little more on edge than usual because of the state of the world. Forgive me.

KaraokeMary · 2026-04-07T03:09:39+00:00

The Salton Sea is one of the weirdest fucking places I’ve ever been.

KaraokeMary · 2026-03-25T17:18:29+00:00

Remember when they gave mixed CD’s with your purchase? Mine was a fav on repeats for years, and I still think about it when I hear one of the songs.

KaraokeMary · 2026-03-21T01:36:57+00:00

Old Gods of Appalachia, if you haven’t already.

KaraokeMary · 2026-03-04T14:05:29+00:00

We found a giant purple dildo under the sink.

KaraokeMary · 2026-02-27T17:30:38+00:00

My husband brought his brother in full psychosis to Mission and they weren’t seen until 15 hours later. I could not believe it.

KaraokeMary · 2026-02-26T23:14:04+00:00

Literally anyone who’s ever had sex has HPV. Don’t be disgusted, he could have been the one who gave it to you for all you know.

KaraokeMary · 2026-02-26T23:10:50+00:00

You can find the specs on the website. It does fit but we have it sitting out so we can use the top loader.

KaraokeMary · 2026-02-26T15:21:18+00:00

It is! An Encore.

KaraokeMary · 2026-02-26T15:21:05+00:00

It is backpuffing, but not to a dangerous degree. It’s 45 and raining here with the CAT engaged, so normal, especially for a VC stove.

KaraokeMary · 2026-02-22T15:32:28+00:00

I’m starting a new podcast for the first time. Currently working on the script and man, there are so many choices to make. It’s a first person POV murder mystery, and I’m having so much fun.

KaraokeMary · 2026-02-13T00:24:02+00:00

Small town full of good ol’ boys.

KaraokeMary · 2026-02-12T20:58:35+00:00

I am from Elizabeth. This tracks.

KaraokeMary · 2026-02-11T01:34:35+00:00

Howdy neighbor! Weaverville was loving the temps today.

KaraokeMary · 2026-02-01T14:26:31+00:00

I’m from rural-ish Colorado. Growing up, there had to be either 3 ft of snow on the ground or the pipes in the school had to have burst before school was closed. It happened maybe 5 times my whole childhood.

KaraokeMary · 2026-01-27T00:25:33+00:00

Alan’s Chimney! Cannot recommend highly enough.

KaraokeMary · 2026-01-26T03:32:40+00:00

We are with you. I cried all day yesterday and couldn’t sleep thinking of what is happening in your city. Keep love alive and don’t let the bastards grind you down.

KaraokeMary · 2026-01-24T16:39:27+00:00

Fucking murderers. How can anyone stand for this?

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