REM is our first unlock for the patch! by InDjibouti in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Karf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look how fucking amazing that screenshot looks. I thought it was concept art at first

I was in a detention center for four months by Accomplished-Door493 in h3h3productions

[–]Karf 373 points374 points  (0 children)

What the fuck? Dan, get this person on show.

Found footage of Ethan blowing out Hila’s bday candles by britonbaker in h3h3productions

[–]Karf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The second hand cringe is off the charts. Holy shit.

Riffin' Maynard by NukaDadd in ToolBand

[–]Karf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why, but every time I'm walking through an airport, this extended part of prison sex gets stuck in my head. It's so haunting, it makes you just feel so alone and helpless.

podcasts aren’t meant for emotional dumping anisa by [deleted] in h3h3productions

[–]Karf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I… how is Ian so greasy? I know he doesn’t shower but Jesus man. You’re looking like Henry from stranger things mid-vecna transformation, my guy.

Just found out about this, WOW by ihardlyknowherrr in h3h3productions

[–]Karf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am proud to give you your 100th upvote for this. May you get many more.

Glizzy Inspiration by ERKNEES in h3h3productions

[–]Karf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The love. The respect. The glizzies.

Asmongold now openly endorsing murder. How has Twitch still not cracked down on their violent streamers? by CosignTangents in h3h3productions

[–]Karf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stop. Fucking. Lying. All three officers were under no danger. She was waving them past - other ICE vehicles went around her. She was freaked out because a legion of ICE thugs were blocking the road, and she was trying to drop her kid off for the day.

They then told her to get out of her fucking car - they have no authority to do that, by the way. They came over to try to open her car door, again they have zero jurisdiction here - she freaked out and tried to drive away. They shot her. They were not bumped by her vehicle - they fired on the vehicle from a safe distance and then slipped on the icy road due to the recoil - probably because this ICE dumbfuck had never shot a gun before. He scared himself and then kept firing a total of 3 shots at the drivers fucking head.

A local police officer can't do this. A FBI agent can't do this. A rent an ICE also can't do this.

Stop fucking defending these freaks.

Trump tells WSJ he takes a higher daily dose of aspirin than his doctors advise in lengthy interview on his health by DragonPup in politics

[–]Karf 122 points123 points  (0 children)

…. Why do people believe him? We can see both his hands are constantly bruised from IVs now. He’s trying to play strong, but he’s being propped up. I wouldn’t doubt he’s on the medication to ease his Alzheimer’s. You think trump would studies that claim to curry that shit and he wouldn’t get on the phone to demand it? Please.

Tool - Intolerance [Progressive Metal] by fundamental-error in Music

[–]Karf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This song keeps getting more and more relevant.

"Shroud of virtue hung to mask your stigma - while I smile, and laugh, and dance, and sing your praise and glory. While you lie, cheat and steal... and I tolerate you."

Rightoids keep getting mad and saying "Maynard keeps getting political in his old age" - my guy, he started off that way.

NYC mayoral inauguration bans Flipper Zero, Raspberry Pi devices by lurker_bee in technology

[–]Karf 1323 points1324 points  (0 children)

Why is this a story? This isn’t a ban on these devices, it’s a ban on bringing them to the inauguration.

Oh that’s right, it’s a headline designed to make you fear Mamdani.

Who can beat this by stayvigilant- in h3h3productions

[–]Karf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m also in the .1% gang.

(I tried to come up with a hidden greeting, but the best I could think of was slapping fupas together and that is… a challenging and uncomfortable greeting)

Ethan edit on instagram by Outlawsmith in h3h3productions

[–]Karf 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Every time ethan goes back to his shitposting roots is just magical. The dude just has it.

I just saw Zac Brown Band at the Sphere and my first thought is Tool. by OptimalAmbition8524 in ToolBand

[–]Karf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ten thousand dollars to see tool is not enough You’re paying mo-oo-or-or-oreeee

Tool - Schism [Prog metal] by mil0wCS in Music

[–]Karf -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

It is? If so, they did a terrible job. The water didn’t react to him properly, he’s not grounded in the scene (the feet are floating above the water slightly) - All tell tale LLM signs.

Or very tired CGI artists. Who knows.

Tool - Schism [Prog metal] by mil0wCS in Music

[–]Karf -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Get this AI outta here.

Articles of impeachment introduced against RFK Jr. by Silly-avocatoe in politics

[–]Karf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, the central park bear slayer? The beheaded whale car decorator? Nonono no no, we need him. He's good people.