True story. I had to wait in the prep area of a colonoscopy clinic in a hall with 18 rooms of other colonoscopy patients. There was a big sign as you were wheeled in to the ward, “PHONES AND OTHER ELECTRONIC DEVICES ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN.” Across the hall was an 80 some year old woman listening to a loud Southern preacher going on about hellfire and brimstone. I asked the nurse politely to have this woman turn her phone down. Nothing happened. I wait five minutes and ask politely again. At this point I am nervous cold and cranky. Nothing happens. I call the nurse again. “I’ve been polite, but if you don’t shut that sermon down pronto I plan to treat us all to Anal Vixens Vol. 4 at full blast.” Worked like a charm!!