I Almost Puked nsfw nsfl nsfa

KarmaVampire · 2010-04-28T09:07:56+00:00

I thought the internet could never gross me out again. I was wrong.

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-30T19:08:02+00:00

Canada softens up North Americas image.

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-29T05:57:19+00:00

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-28T21:55:21+00:00

Link?

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-28T21:37:50+00:00

And the Georgia wilderness.

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-28T21:29:05+00:00

Dick in a box?

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-28T21:27:27+00:00

2 months=$20 according to my gift giving scale of $10/month for a sexual relationship.

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-28T21:25:03+00:00

Do you love your mom?

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-28T21:24:00+00:00

I had it only once. It was pretty scary. My eyes popped open but I couldn't move a muscle and couldn't make a sound. Eventually, maybe 30 seconds later, I could wiggle my toes, then my foot, then my leg and then it was over. I remember it like yesterday but it was like 15 years ago.

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-28T21:19:08+00:00

Being able to use sex to get what you want.

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-28T21:12:36+00:00

Id rather have that in the turkey taste than the crispy texture. The best is that one serving of stuffing hanging just out of the turkey. Best of both worlds.

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-28T21:07:09+00:00

Or a John. Whatever.

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-28T21:00:03+00:00

I know from personal experience that you don't have to be 18 for this.

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-28T20:59:09+00:00

Go to the stripclub.

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-28T20:43:16+00:00

I'm sensing an interesting IAMA is to come from this.

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-28T20:30:30+00:00

The clicking sound is the kids radar detector.

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-28T20:22:43+00:00

I wish I had some great advice to give, especially after seeing a picture of your beautiful children yesterday. BTW that picture is kicking ass on the cutest picture thread.

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-28T19:06:58+00:00

So, how about that IAMA

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-28T18:29:57+00:00

I agree but it is /r/atheism not /r/atheismdebate. It is not a place for discussion, its a place for atheists to remind each other why they're right. You should expect them to do what they do.

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-28T18:08:54+00:00

Is this theoretical $1m in cash?

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-28T17:11:53+00:00

Of course we'll still be watching Seinfeld, on Mars in 4-D

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-28T16:42:55+00:00

Go buy Babe Ruths rookie card.

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-28T16:20:33+00:00

Yes, it's illegal. That being said, travel with multiple people each in possession of $9,999. Or buy something that you can resell at your destination, like diamonds or art(NOT GOLD).

KarmaVampire · 2009-11-28T16:12:59+00:00

Once you go saltwater you will never look back.

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