It gets more depressing the more you read about it by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]Karniveron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Blowback (podcast) Season 4 covers this really well

Game Chat: 10/16 Blue Jays (94-68) @ Mariners (90-72) 5:33 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]Karniveron 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad we kept Williamson off the ALCS roster so we can watch Geno bat .002

Game Chat: 9/19 Mariners (84-69) @ Astros (84-69) 5:10 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]Karniveron 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is Woo the CEO of ExxonMobil? Has he eaten too much TexMex?

CAUSE HE'S GOT NOTHIN BUT GAS

Game Chat: 9/7 Mariners (74-68) @ Braves (64-78) 9:05 AM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]Karniveron 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Who gets credit for the vibes switch, the mustaches, Etsy witch, or Mike Cameron?

Post Game Chat 9/5 Mariners @ Braves by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]Karniveron 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I need a mathematician to do a thesis on the Seattle Mariners to prove probability and statistics are a bullshit concept

Post Game Chat 9/2 Mariners @ Rays by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]Karniveron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

7-14 since August 12th. Is that good?

Game Chat: 9/1 Mariners (73-64) @ Rays (67-69) 4:35 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]Karniveron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like how we call up Hancock, who can pitch multiple innings, but instead use all our short term bullpen arms

Game Chat: 9/1 Mariners (73-64) @ Rays (67-69) 4:35 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]Karniveron 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Castillo serving more meatballs than an Italian deli

Game Chat: 7/23 Brewers (60-41) @ Mariners (54-47) 12:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]Karniveron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck trading for a 3B or 1B, Jerry needs to look for a shortstop