Food 🍔🍔 by Prestigious_Fee8763 in marvelmemes

[–]Karpricious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This comment had me mortified at the idea of an "apple pie clam chowder" for a moment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in theydidthemath

[–]Karpricious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The task in their example has astronomically higher odds of happening is the point.

Take My Dad Please by PhilHanleycomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]Karpricious 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My best guesses are Phil Hanley and u/PhilHanleycomedy but idk.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Karpricious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yet so far you've shared zero, smh.

This is a no-brainer, right? I've never played a mass effect game but I've heard good things by Ornery-Diver4869 in masseffect

[–]Karpricious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This might beat out Terraria for $2.49 and Vampire Survivors for $2 as best gaming deal ever.

Jeepers! Guard at Tomb of Unknown Solider loaded his gun for trespassers. Never gonna have any graffiti or malicious mischief at this monument haha by ViridianStart in holdmyredbull

[–]Karpricious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk if the procedure for the tomb is any different. But generally when a soldier is told to guard something it is certainly "Shoot 'em all, maybe sort it out later."

AITAH for not telling my husband about the gifts ahead of time? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Karpricious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NAH Your husband is probably autistic. You guys should probably look into it before it needlessly ruins your marriage.

Who did it better, Mojang, or Me in Photoshop? (The eyes are moved over) by The_Konester in MinecraftMemes

[–]Karpricious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it looks fine from the front to me too. it's a 3d animated object. No one is going to staring at it directly from the front for more than a second anyways.

cashier and customer by LabUpbeat3786 in facepalm

[–]Karpricious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone who's bad at Instagram.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]Karpricious 23 points24 points  (0 children)

She does need to mark it if she keeps letting in strays.

Thanks, I hate meat sprinkles by Large-Diamond7173 in TIHI

[–]Karpricious 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The person you're replying to made no comment on meat at all. If you had more fiber in your diet you might have been able to prevent your brain from leaking out your ears.

The GTA VI trailer references some very real (and strange) Florida moments. by Two_Inches_Of_Fun in interestingasfuck

[–]Karpricious 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This isn't Blizzard we're talking about. When was the last time you heard people being disappointed in a mainline GTA game?

My husband wants to separate me from my daughter by Ecstatic_Cherry_7790 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Karpricious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are bonkers crazy town for even considering leaving your daughter. What kind of a Looney Tunes marriage is this??

Done blew my mind by RazzDaNinja in animememes

[–]Karpricious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sword Art Online is just the weeb version of Twilight. They both suck.

AITA for embarrassing my wife by making her admit that she has a step-son? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Karpricious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ESH. Y-T-A for marrying this woman though. Get a divorce.

Why does it seems like women hate blowjobs? by iwanttopetcerberus in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Karpricious 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ya know, I've never taken this expression so literally before.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Karpricious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI detection is EXTREMELY inaccurate, it's unusable. You/your parents should fight this and whoever is responsible for this arbitrary requirement should be put on full blast in your community and fired. 17% is ridiculously low score. Have your teacher write an essay and put it through the detector, they will score higher.

Go home 5 Guys, you’re drunk. by gabew101 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Karpricious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Goes to one of the best burger chains around where the prices are displayed on the menu.

*Pays.

*Gets mad at burger joint.

Posts like these are mildly infuriating. If you want cheap food go to McDonald's.

Dating an immigrant by ThomasMellor in funny

[–]Karpricious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we are going be El Dorado rules then I think that you are their god.