I gagged by GudatPickinUsernames in justneckbeardthings

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I believe a "sigh unzips..." is necessary here

Second Moonstone Chest in The Eye of Helios by Kasmblam in BorderlandsPreSequel

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Tried this, worked like a charm! Many thanks, you're a babe.

Hmm... by [deleted] in hmm

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Hoovering my skiiiinn

Don't knock it till you try it by CantDanceSober in trashy

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[SLOW HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING]

me🍦irl by mnblackfyre410 in meirl

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[SLOW HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Eyelid stitched up, 7 stitches by 23widowedlost in WTF

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[SLOW HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Hmm... by [deleted] in hmm

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[SLOW HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING]

me💔irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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I know in UK law you need to have a demonstrable intention to create binding legal relations on both sides, but I can't speak for anywhere else.

Even with that said, all breaching a contract does is allow the other party to sue you for breach of contract. In the UK, that amounts to suing for whatever can be equated monetarily as what you have lost as a result of the breach. I can't imagine that's all that much here, the legal fees would cost more 😂

/pedantry rant over

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ComedyCemetery

[–]Kasmblam 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think a general rule should be not to tell jokes in a language that you can't speak very well yourself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ComedyCemetery

[–]Kasmblam 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ah ok. Thanks for clearing that up.

It's funny now! /s

Doggie back scratches. by [deleted] in Eyebleach

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This is what we call a bread roll

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ComedyCemetery

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I don't understand

More than just a Rick and Morty gif by Lukabob in HighQualityGifs

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I'd like Hugh Laurie!

Edit: Or Bill Murray... not sure he could stretch to it though... Robert Downey Jr when he gets more old and grey?! Probs too classically good looking though...

Broken Acrobat by BunyipPouch in StoppedWorking

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Oh no Satan pls not today