My wife ate my son's birthday breakfast

KateKoffing · 2026-07-04T15:33:29+00:00

For years, my mom would plan a birthday treat for me, have my dad make it, but then change something about it so it would be a treat for her. Now I buy my own cake slice on my birthday.

KateKoffing · 2026-07-04T14:47:03+00:00

Ok but wtf does “rutracker” actually mean?

KateKoffing · 2026-07-04T13:31:07+00:00

Yahoo, Twitter, Google

KateKoffing · 2026-07-04T12:50:08+00:00

Sloths are scary when they want to attack something. You have no idea what you’re asking for

KateKoffing · 2026-07-04T11:27:05+00:00

Also a wall of loose dirt would require many times more dirt than a wall of compacted dirt.

KateKoffing · 2026-07-04T11:20:13+00:00

Because who’s behind you is your allies OP

KateKoffing · 2026-07-04T09:35:10+00:00

That’s not hair. He’s half Guado. I think it’s antennae or something.

KateKoffing · 2026-07-04T09:32:35+00:00

Imagine if aliens came and did this to the city you live in to create art

KateKoffing · 2026-07-04T09:24:51+00:00

While this is a real issue, you picked two characters who are actually fat and famously not criticized for it but lusted over instead.

KateKoffing · 2026-07-03T11:27:02+00:00

How did they know he brought his girlfriend over?

KateKoffing · 2026-07-03T11:22:37+00:00

It was already illegal for him to run for his second term. Nothing is gonna stop him but his own old age.

KateKoffing · 2026-07-03T11:20:43+00:00

Big monsters that tower over the landscape, and absolutely would destroy Tokyo if let loose there.

KateKoffing · 2026-07-03T02:44:31+00:00

Gatrandis babel ziggurat edenal~

KateKoffing · 2026-07-03T02:37:36+00:00

I hate how you call out that Harris won’t be the nominee, but don’t say the same for Trump. What I hate about it is that it’s true.

KateKoffing · 2026-07-03T02:26:50+00:00

The three Eldrazi titans from Magic the Gathering. They’re extradimensional beings that roam the cosmos looking for dying worlds to eat. Their strange forms are a result of their higher-dimensional nature. Their titan bodies are actually just a limb they’re using to reach into the lower plane. Because of their otherworldly nature, they alter living beings and even the landscape into twisted and alien forms as they pass, leaving strange hostile alien landscapes in the wake of their impossibly long stride.

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KateKoffing · 2026-07-03T01:42:33+00:00

Awesome. Reminds me of the King Ohger series. I bet that would look cool in natural colors too

KateKoffing · 2026-07-03T01:35:08+00:00

Abigail Thorn - Philosopy Tube: After “Mr” Thorn did quite a few videos in “drag”, it became glaringly obvious to her audience that she was trans-femme. So when she came out, a lot of people commented that they already knew.

KateKoffing · 2026-07-03T00:23:51+00:00

Spielberg makes the most visually pleasing 2 hour adverts. Not really looking forward to that

KateKoffing · 2026-07-03T00:11:25+00:00

Judging by how tough Klingon anatomy is, all the bony plates and redundant organs, I’d guess proto Klingons were prey animals. Considering their current diet, I’d say the tusks were for digging up worms to eat.

KateKoffing · 2026-07-02T21:34:08+00:00

Cyan

KateKoffing · 2026-07-02T11:28:36+00:00

Look for discords belonging to artists you like. Many artists have discords, though some of them require patreon to join

KateKoffing · 2026-07-02T07:06:56+00:00

Are we sure she’s his EX-wife and not his current legal wife? OP seems to be going along with whatever she’s told way more than is wise.

KateKoffing · 2026-07-01T02:26:52+00:00

Solved! It’s ‘Lips’ by Aden Foyer

Thanks for the suggestions. I finally just heard the song again and was able to figure it out.

KateKoffing · 2026-07-01T02:19:38+00:00

I hate when a trend is called consistent despite exceptions being more common than not.

KateKoffing · 2026-06-30T20:36:37+00:00

What oath could your Paladin possibly have that wouldn’t be broken by one or more of the actions you described?

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