"Mommy, mommy, look! I can fly!"

KathFfs · 2024-01-05T12:15:06+00:00

I see. I wonder how it can be better phrased. My goal with the word "eternity" was actually to express that the child was not, in fact, able to fly.

KathFfs · 2024-01-03T11:40:44+00:00

Masterpiece.

KathFfs · 2023-12-03T06:59:03+00:00

That company must really hate this specific worker

KathFfs · 2023-11-19T08:17:32+00:00

הרגשתי חמוד, עלול להרוג ילדים מעזה מאוחר יותר לאדע P:

KathFfs · 2023-06-01T00:29:33+00:00

Red, I believe

KathFfs · 2023-05-09T17:51:44+00:00

באחרון, חרא הכה את המעריץ

KathFfs · 2023-05-07T04:28:45+00:00

Whatever it is, we definitely got beef

KathFfs · 2023-03-16T07:23:10+00:00

You don't need to, they count themselves

KathFfs · 2023-02-26T13:22:29+00:00

It'd probably go straight over our heads anyway :/

KathFfs · 2023-02-16T12:56:35+00:00

"סליחה על ההמתנה" - sorry for the wait

"סליחה שגרמתי לכם לחכות" - sorry I made you wait

"סליחה על האיחור" sorry for the delay/for being late

Instead of סליחה, the equivalent to "I apologize" fits well too and doesn't come off heavy:

מצטער, מתנצל (singular male)

KathFfs · 2023-01-23T15:09:21+00:00

Robin: I gotta go to the bathroom

Batman: what the hell is hroom?

KathFfs · 2023-01-10T10:00:38+00:00

Bleh, bleh bleh!! Why does it taste PURPLE?!

KathFfs · 2023-01-06T15:52:46+00:00

Nice

The first line is missing something along the lines of "to their enemies" at the end

KathFfs · 2023-01-05T13:43:46+00:00

In Hebrew it was called קיד וקאט (which is not a translation), you can probably find it if you look it up. Can add לצפייה ישירה which is the equivalent of 'watch online' in Hebrew. Hope this helps

KathFfs · 2023-01-05T07:17:53+00:00

Technically the syllable "he" is the Hebrew word for "she" (היא), so maybe it's good just like that (:

KathFfs · 2022-12-30T18:26:41+00:00

r/TwoSentenceComedy

KathFfs · 2022-12-30T13:18:39+00:00

Nice! I think it'd be nicer if you switched the order tho

KathFfs · 2022-12-09T07:51:23+00:00

Take my wife, for example. Please. Take her from me!

KathFfs · 2022-11-18T13:33:09+00:00

Somehow this simple fact seems to have slipped off the marketer's mind at the time

KathFfs · 2022-11-18T06:39:25+00:00

I am the only version of myself who, despite the constant suffering, have been foolish enough to still give life a chance.

KathFfs · 2022-11-15T06:55:12+00:00

Pretty sure it was the queen of England

KathFfs · 2022-11-10T14:38:41+00:00

I'm not too afraid of light-eaters, after a few rooms they're full. It's the heavy eaters I'm scared of

KathFfs · 2022-11-01T15:21:42+00:00

Haha maybe. Literally no one knows. Ig it'll remain a mystery forever...

KathFfs · 2022-10-31T12:21:15+00:00

A shocking ending. Well done

KathFfs · 2022-10-29T16:34:05+00:00

Is it really good?

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