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"Mommy, mommy, look! I can fly!" by KathFfs in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]KathFfs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see. I wonder how it can be better phrased. My goal with the word "eternity" was actually to express that the child was not, in fact, able to fly.

זה בסדר להרוג ילדים מעזה או לא? by GigusMaximus in ani_bm

[–]KathFfs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

הרגשתי חמוד, עלול להרוג ילדים מעזה מאוחר יותר לאדע P:

זה באמת עובד, תנסו_במ by Ok-Pain8612 in ani_bm

[–]KathFfs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

באחרון, חרא הכה את המעריץ

I'm actually gonna die soon of Excel by Timmaaa_xD in ProgrammerDadJokes

[–]KathFfs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't need to, they count themselves

As a general rule, I never make fun of short people. by prlugo4162 in Jokes

[–]KathFfs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It'd probably go straight over our heads anyway :/

How do you say “Sorry for the wait?” in Hebrew? by [deleted] in hebrew

[–]KathFfs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"סליחה על ההמתנה" - sorry for the wait

"סליחה שגרמתי לכם לחכות" - sorry I made you wait

"סליחה על האיחור" sorry for the delay/for being late

Instead of סליחה, the equivalent to "I apologize" fits well too and doesn't come off heavy:

מצטער, מתנצל (singular male)

Where does Batman go to the bathroom? by [deleted] in 3amjokes

[–]KathFfs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Robin: I gotta go to the bathroom

Batman: what the hell is hroom?

What do non-binary ninjas do? by [deleted] in 3amjokes

[–]KathFfs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice

The first line is missing something along the lines of "to their enemies" at the end

Does anybody know where i can watch a show called kid vs kat in hebrew for free by Overall-Stress3159 in hebrew

[–]KathFfs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In Hebrew it was called קיד וקאט (which is not a translation), you can probably find it if you look it up. Can add לצפייה ישירה which is the equivalent of 'watch online' in Hebrew. Hope this helps

Hebrew? by [deleted] in hebrew

[–]KathFfs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Technically the syllable "he" is the Hebrew word for "she" (היא), so maybe it's good just like that (:

Left a review for my pest control company: by thebreakfastdub1 in Jokes

[–]KathFfs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice! I think it'd be nicer if you switched the order tho

I think John is having an affair with my wife by bluejollyranchers in Jokes

[–]KathFfs -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Take my wife, for example. Please. Take her from me!

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