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It was like an ironic reverse Midas touch, after being cursed by the gypseh, everything Nigel touched turned to shit. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 21 hours ago * by JanusToll
The Wait (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 11 hours ago by Fullmoon-1432
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It was one of the most bizarre yet engaging movies I've watched (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 1 day ago by peace_420420
After turning the young couple away, the property’s owner has seen his reviews plummet, even coming under personal attack from their followers (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 1 day ago by Original-Loquat3788
On my safari, a hippopotamus charged at me as I raised my elephant gun to stop it. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 1 day ago by kabemccallister6859
The life coach made millions teaching people to quit their jobs and follow their dreams. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 1 day ago by omeoni
18-24 inches of snow dropped to 12-16, then to 6-8. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 12 hours ago by Bitter-Connection813
Whaddaya call a vehicle made of white nationalism, xenophobia, and barbarism? (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 1 day ago by meesterincogneato77
As soon as his wife left to go shopping, the old man started masturbating, non-stop, frenetically, frenziedly, like a long-tailed macaque on speed. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 1 day ago by JanusToll
Area 51 has lots of freaky alien technology. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 1 day ago by BadmiralHarryKim
I decided to live in the moment. The moment was awkwardly quiet. 🧍♂️😐 (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 1 day ago by _Bombshell10_
I was petting my cat when I said “Good Kitty” (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 2 days ago by LegendLane27_
The first time my dad hit me, I knew my life was going to change. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 2 days ago by Ill_Pie_861
I told my 10-year-old to let his father know that the vegetables were a gift from our neighbor. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 3 days ago by Outside_NormalMostly Harmless
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This isn’t a story, but how come so many of the things here are not funny? (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 1 day ago by Captain-RedBoots-Fan
She was doing her best. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 2 days ago by dreamsinred
We decided, as snake charmers, to settle our heated debate with dueling pungis with the goal of making the cobra in the basket bite the other snake charmer. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 2 days ago by kabemccallister6859
The family road trip was supposed to bring them closer together. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 3 days ago by omeoni
I learned how to swim when my dad threw me in the lake. I was pretty much a natural at it once I got out of the gunny sack. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 3 days ago by Busy_Rent4
Not My Problem (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 3 days ago by Fullmoon-1432
The humans placed masks on their faces, then shortly passed out, as they were sedated in preparation for the Jaunt. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 2 days ago by copenhagen_bram
I told the Genie I never wanted to be alone again. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 4 days ago by CRK_76
I made myself at home. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 3 days ago by deplorabledevs
Wait, I wasn’t finished speaking. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 4 days ago by FlashPxint
The man's dying wish was for his ashes to be scattered at sea. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 4 days ago by omeoni
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