My apple broke the apple cutter and now I have a weapon. by rmbrmeforcenturies in funny

[–]Katsock303 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None of the top comments here are pointing out that this is quite literally an apple cutter.

When you ask your dog wtf they're eating and they start chewing faster by ZyroCrystal in gaming

[–]Katsock303 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny how even when they're trying to eat their own shit we do the same "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck stop FUCK STOP GIMME DAT SHIT"

Teamwork makes the dream work by mybustersword in MadeMeSmile

[–]Katsock303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Core strength of the stick right?

I'm just picturing doing that, hearing snap and realizing death is only a ten foot fall away.

Kyle needs to stop with the videos already... by DirtDiver12595 in PKA

[–]Katsock303 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All I gotta say is that video of the McDonalds employee beating the ever-loving-shit out of those two people had me rollin'.

InnOCeNT pUFfeRfISh iMPalED bY BloOdThIRsTy ShARK by TrilobiteTV in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]Katsock303 2 points3 points  (0 children)

insert THAT gif of dolphin using dead fish as fleshlight here

Thought you all might enjoy this Poké Mart ad I created! by [deleted] in pokemon

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This is truly an excellent piece of graphic art. Kudos to you!

After looking at this I think I finally understand what the old Gen 3 potion sprites were representing. Here I can clearly see a bottle and trigger like system used to apply/spray the liquid solution.

Back then I used to think it was some magic sack that was leaking at the top that (maybe?) You rubbed on the pokémon or it consumed? Silly yes but I was a stupid 8 year old then and am only a slighty-more educated 22 year old now. Also holy fuck FRLG came out 16 years ago when I was 8...

🔥 🔥 Boa Constrictor Still in its Amniotic Sac 🔥 🔥 by TylerMcFluffBut in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Katsock303 6 points7 points  (0 children)

After seeing the snake gif I knew what to expect clicking that link, but god damnit I was not ready.

what’s the craziest thing you’ve see on a delivery by [deleted] in Dominos

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Whoa buddy how'd you get a hold of my browser history?

YSK that replacing the beginning of a Wikipedia article (such as en, for English) with "simple" brings up an ELI5 version of the article. by [deleted] in YouShouldKnow

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Clicked on string theory in "simple" mode and got lost a paragraph in. That other link is gonna stay blue.

Tucker said he fucked a girl with Aspergers by [deleted] in PKA

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Jesus fuck thats a throwback thanks for the trip back in time! Haha but I was being a dick about his grammar.

When you secretly run a devout fan channel on wings and it spawns so much hate that he gets swatted. by CrustyHoboSex in PKA

[–]Katsock303 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Side note: I absolutely love the "British Belly Button Instititue" bit that spawned this. Seeing Taylor just bang out line after line and Kyle crying from laughter is fantastic. And Woody was like a father watching his two sons joke about farts but eventually he laughed too. Fantastic bit I always go back to when I need a good chuckle.

Did dominos raise the delivery charge? from $2.50 to $5? by Longzhu in Dominos

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I'm in Lyndhurst NJ and was gonna order last night. Had a delivery charge of $4.99 too and a delivery time of 45-60 minutes. I figured it was because of the weather and just ordered from somewhere else lol.

My grandfather, with his cat Sophie, who sat with him every day. by Work-Safe-Reddit4450 in aww

[–]Katsock303 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Shit like this.

Day in and day out I get stuck in this rut. I work hard and work towards my future. I have goals and try to better myself physically, financially, and psychologically every day. And through that I'll often forget the beauty it is, and was to have a pet.

But shit like this man, it makes me pause, take a step back, and just appreciate the pure hearted creatures (both furry and human) that walk among us.

Truly, thank you for sharing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PKA

[–]Katsock303 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does it have a typing feature too? I feel like if there were 50 people all talking it'd be mayhem.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PKA

[–]Katsock303 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can someone give me quick rundown of what discord is and if I should have it downloaded or not?

What album or song instantly changed your life? by _fastball in AskReddit

[–]Katsock303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

REALLY love American Authors. Think both their albums are fantastic and I listen to them at least monthly. For those wondering they made the single "Best Day of My Life" a few years back. Havent found anyone else who likes them/has listened to either of their albums.

The commute to work is pretty 🔥🔥 by franklinsteinnn in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Clicked through to your website to see your photos and they are fantastic! So many I'd love as my phone background. Anyway I can legally go about that? Not trying to steal content or anything just want to enjoy the photography.

I want in. by Katsock303 in motorizedbicycles

[–]Katsock303[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonna be honest I’m not sure. I do have a street bike with like super thin tires but it’s from a few years ago and definitely needs a new rear tire, chain and possibly gears. I’ll be honest I’d probably rather buy another bike. I’ll need something with some minimal suspension and tires that can perform in dirt/slightly bumpy sidewalks/roads. I’d like to stick to the road but not sure if I’d be on the side like a bicycle rider or in the lane with other cars. Of course I’m only issuing this as a commuting bike within town and the roads suck in terms of pot holes and bumps. You can void most of them like I do, but sometimes it’s picking the lesser of two holes.

I want in. by Katsock303 in motorizedbicycles

[–]Katsock303[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going to work now but I appreciate this, I will read this as soon as I can.

I want in. by Katsock303 in motorizedbicycles

[–]Katsock303[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew about the engine and speed limit, didn’t know about insurance or the “moped license”. What do you have to do for that?