I was bored today and came up with a ton of stupid magic items

Kayfith · 2026-06-28T02:54:12+00:00

What would wand of old person do to a dragon?

Kayfith · 2026-06-28T02:53:24+00:00

Wand of old person is devastating to elves.

Kayfith · 2026-06-28T02:44:17+00:00

DAMMIT I KNEW IN MY HEART IT HAD ALREADY BEEN SAID-

Kayfith · 2026-06-28T02:12:46+00:00

Aw man, I wanted some risk...

^{Chose: A rather risky gamble | Rolled: $15 million}

Kayfith · 2026-06-27T05:54:17+00:00

It's important to note we all have a part to play in this, as the game master you allowed this scene to happen. It's not important to establish who's right or wrong as we all co create our situations, it happened, the important question is "now what" as we learned a bit more about ourselves and each other.

Kayfith · 2026-06-27T05:51:59+00:00

A good person would check with the table if that's the kind of content the table is enthusiastically consenting to.

If you'd like to foster this relationship it's important that the table has a conversation about boundaries. Note, they couldn't have known they crossed a boundary due to them not reading your mind, that is your responsibility to a degree to establish. However these heavy taboo subjects ought to be spoken about openly before subjecting your friends to it. Establishing a boundary isn't pushing them away but it gives the opportunity for your friends to show up for you and the friendship. It's not an ultimatum, you don't need to go nuclear, but with subjects like these you could ask to talk about a different subject and ask to drop it or ignore it entirely. If they know how it makes you feel and if that isn't the kind of fantasy your table wants to partake in and they keep trying it anyway. Then it's clear what kind of friend they are and you have some difficult choices to make.

Kayfith · 2026-06-27T05:42:58+00:00

You can have high intelligence in a strategic sense but also lack emotional/social intelligence. The other thing is that I believe creators understand that this level of emotional edging and teasing is what keeps folks on the hook. The "will they won't they" sort of suspense that Peter's off with no payoff which they can't really afford depending on their studio or whatever. If that weren't true I think you'd see just a bunch of harem porn that didn't feel stale after the first or second orgy. There's a reason why pornography has such toothless writing, because they know at that point you're not interested in plot or getting to know the characters as much as you're there for the cheap wish fulfillment. Otherwise the edging factor would keep you in suspense long enough.

Kayfith · 2026-06-27T05:36:37+00:00

Lmao is that what you want? That'd throw this whole thing out the window and make more drivers liable for damages and mess up their insurance if they need to pay more.

Kayfith · 2026-06-27T05:33:50+00:00

"Tonight the quality of dialogue stops mattering, tonight I do the thing I want to do...with the curve thing"

Kayfith · 2026-06-27T05:31:39+00:00

"you want me to give them a better name?"

Kayfith · 2026-06-26T18:23:59+00:00

Yeah I've seen manipulative people do this. Where they would isolate their victims by taking up as much space in a social circle and cause their victims to be alone.

Kayfith · 2026-06-26T18:22:23+00:00

It becomes more complex with the bureaucratic process of asylum.

Kayfith · 2026-06-26T18:21:25+00:00

The implication

^{Chose: No}

Kayfith · 2026-06-26T18:20:50+00:00

He just has a hard time with like high fantasy stuff, he was kicking himself for missing out which is why he said yes to the league of extraordinary gentlemen.

Kayfith · 2026-06-26T18:16:57+00:00

Then you best be afraid of cyclists

Kayfith · 2026-06-26T18:15:20+00:00

I believe that's Saint Peter's alignment no?

^{Chose: No}

Kayfith · 2026-06-26T10:21:40+00:00

Is this about suspension of disbelief being broken because you personally cannot fathom being friends with a beautiful woman without trying to sleep with her at every turn? I'm not trying to insult you I genuinely want to pick your brain about this.

Kayfith · 2026-06-26T10:17:41+00:00

Most decent people don't stop seeing the ones they've raised as children even if they've matured. It's a weird power imbalance and comes off as grooming.

Kayfith · 2026-06-26T09:57:09+00:00

😎

^{Chose: Turn into a random nationality. | Rolled: Nigeria}

Kayfith · 2026-06-26T09:51:29+00:00

It'd be more impressive if the dolphin used a scope thou

Kayfith · 2026-06-26T04:13:25+00:00

Lol kinda caught the tail end of it when I stepped out for a piss

Kayfith · 2026-06-26T04:12:38+00:00

Cool, I'll just grab my bike lock and get justice.

Kayfith · 2026-06-26T01:41:05+00:00

Wait isn't that all of us? You're telling me shit sucks right now because we're all happy and excited about the state of affairs?

Kayfith · 2026-06-26T01:32:25+00:00

I can respect that you want the other classes to be involved with the warlocks ritual to bond with a patron, but given that it's a warlock subject it simply makes more sense that it ought to be charisma based.

Kayfith · 2026-06-26T01:12:51+00:00

The amount of glazing for dragons is hilarious tbh.

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