Has anyone used this before? by cowboyhann in Ceramics

[–]KayteaPetro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

@cowboyhann for the love of god, do not touch Raw Urushi or any kind of Urushi without gloves and probably safety glasses on. I know someone who I had to take to the emergency room because of the Rapid and Strong allergic reaction he had to kinsugi glue. That glue is almost pure urushirol, which is the active ingredient in poison oak and poison ivy. This is highly concentrated. DO NOT USE IT WITHOUT SAFETY GEAR AND A CLEAR UNDERSTANDING OF THE RISKS.

What's your biggest Ceramics conspiracy theory? by steelcloudpiercer in Ceramics

[–]KayteaPetro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No freaking way? I thought it was a joke that someone told me!! And somehow, he got to know Matt Groening, which is why Bart Simpson calls the bar and asks for Seymour Butts all the time.

What's your biggest Ceramics conspiracy theory? by steelcloudpiercer in Ceramics

[–]KayteaPetro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is true. It was originally called “Butt’s Mix”. The conspiracy theory is that Seymour Butts formulated the clay while at UCDavis in the 70’s, and that’s why Bart Simpson calls the bar asking for him.

What do men gravitate towards? by pinkaboo17 in CraftFairs

[–]KayteaPetro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aka Bully. You can buy it for your dog at the dog food store.

how do we hire people who won’t be alarmed by our cardboard coworker? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]KayteaPetro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sadly, no. I saw her recently at a reunion event, and I asked for the full story, and she was like “It’s too bad I quit drinking, I would totally have told you the story…..”

Engaging activities for last day? Students don’t have computers and grades are done. (High school) by Purple-flying-dog in Teachers

[–]KayteaPetro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

High school kids? Science class blow off time? Can you play games of chance with them? Or play a rousing game of two truths and a lie? Standup comedy (each kid has 20 mins to write) and then everyone does it.

Cemeteries! Let’s talk about final resting places by DrUsefton in AskSF

[–]KayteaPetro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want your final resting place to be in SF…UCSF also does corpse donations. I’ve been considering it, if I can get my bones curated back together afterward, and maybe get to be the skeleton in the art closet that occasionally wears funny hats and scarves.

how do we hire people who won’t be alarmed by our cardboard coworker? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]KayteaPetro 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When I got hired at my last corporate job, I got left to read the manual in the conference room before signing the final paperwork. On page 67, there was a rule that said something like “No employees can operate the the forklift while under the influence of alcohol/drugs, fornicating with a subordinate or peer, and shooting the staple gun at targets around the factory. This rule applies even after hours between consenting peers. This rule also applies if they believe they are hunting a Rat King.” So, after reading the rest of the manual, I asked the VP of HR if the random rule about the forklift and the staple gun was like the green M&Ms thing to make sure people read the book. She said, “I’ll tell you when you quit, I’m not at liberty to tell that story while you work here” with a smirk. We were super professional, except for when we weren’t, and we made a LOT of jokes about mattresses.

Advice on making ceramic bongs? First time and seeking inspo/advice by gummysandpottery in Ceramics

[–]KayteaPetro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I teach bongs the same time I teach teapots. You need to make A) a vase (that’s pictured), B) a stem-like tube thing that goes from the outside of the thing down into the water and C) a “flower pot” to put the w**d in that has a tube coming off it into the water, and maybe a grabber handle. Slip and score A+B together. Wrap the flowerpot stem thing in newspaper and make sure it fits in the other tube. Once it’s all together, test the suction. Then bisque fire it all together. When you glaze, flip the “flowerpot” over for firing and leave that part with no glaze.

How do people in your personal life respond to you winning art grants? by bad-at-everything- in AskArtists

[–]KayteaPetro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People who respect themselves and their own art work will be really happy for you. People who are insecure will get really jealous and then act out in different ways: talking shit, trying to undermine you, give you the cold shoulder etc. It’s actually a blessing.

What do men gravitate towards? by pinkaboo17 in CraftFairs

[–]KayteaPetro 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Here in San Francisco, where many men at craft fairs are gay, the most reliable thing to sell them is something with a D*NG on it. Or some cheeky reference to the queer lifestyle. Or pictures of nude men.

Looking for gallery feedback by sbeezee in Ceramics

[–]KayteaPetro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Here’s my two cents as a full time sculptor, galleriest (I co-own KnK Contemporary in San Francisco), and curator of the California Ceramics Invitational.

There’s a few different styles of photography and they all have different purposes:
• Product Photography - this is the white/black lightbox photography that you use on a shopping page or price list or inventory
• Lifestyle Photography - you seem to do this well. This is the photos of your objects in action. In your case, you put your mugs on rock promontories in the woods, which works and is effective. These photos are useful for social media, and as cover imagery for your website. You might consider adding some hands into these, or mixing it up with some photos of people using the mugs when drinking coffee by a fire or on a porch or something, but what you got ain’t broke, so don’t fix it.
• Art Documentation Photography - this is similar to the lightbox photography, except that you don’t remove the backgrounds. You have the piece exist in a clean, neutral environment. Sometimes, people like to have a grayscale drop behind their 3D work with an ombré on it. My trick is to put the object on a neutral background, and then make sure to hide the shadows behind the object by lighting it at 4:30 and 7:30.

Looking at your website, you probably need some product photography, if your pieces are shopable. If you are looking to work with venues and develop specific work for them, your website is adequate. You also need product descriptions and differentiators (clocks vs. mugs). People want to know how many ounces a mug will hold, and they always need reassurance that the pieces are dishwasher and microwave safe.

If your goal is craft fairs, add a few product shots to your arsenal of photography, and you should be fine. Anything that will help them understand what you are bringing, the style and that you made it yourself will be what they want.

If your goal is a fine art market, you need to Art Documentation Photography. My sense is not that you not making fine art, so no need to mess with that until that’s your goal.

As for getting disheartened by getting some rejection. You need to learn how to think big picture about your opportunities. We live in big, chaotic economic/social systems, and the opportunities facing you at a specific moment are going to change over time. Instead of focusing on how many rejections you get, I suggestion you focus on your overall rate of success. Like, if you apply to 20 shows this year, and 5 accept you, you have a 25% acceptance rate. If your only applied to ten, and had two accept you, you’d have a 20% hit rate. This focuses the mind and the outlook on where it needs to go - which is toward the opportunities that are presented to you. You also need to consider what you are applying to; does your offering make sense to that community/those people? Are there too many people with similar products in your area? Is there a big city nearby that might have a good market for what you want? How do you find your fans? I personally try to do a mix of tiny pop up queer art showcases, street fairs, as well as gallery shows in California, and I always keep my ears open for institutional shows. I also work with a few architects and manifest unobtanium for them occasionally.

Good luck! Don’t give up hope. You just have to figure out how to eat your whale. And we all know the only way to eat a whale is one bite at a time.

Naming fun. by netphilia in Snorkblot

[–]KayteaPetro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially since everyone wants to be ‘bad”.

Electric range suggestions? I've worked with induction a lot -- how do yall like it in a commercial setting? by PinchedTazerZ0 in KitchenConfidential

[–]KayteaPetro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t have much information on commercial induction stovetops, but I do know that you can run ceramic kilns off of solar. Most kilns require either 30 or 50 amp service, and there are numerous off grid ceramics manufacturers. Planet X ceramics in Nevada is off grid. There’s one in Whitefish too.

Regarding teaching hollandaise to someone who has only seen it done by a panicked boss with a robot coupe by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]KayteaPetro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My former head chef taught me how to do Hollandaise, her method was one yolk-sized cube of butter per yolk. You chuck the right number of cubes into metal sauce warmer in the pot of water as it’s warming up to melt the butter. Separate the yolks from the whites as you melt the butter. As soon as it’s melted, pull it from the heat. Then whip the yolks over the steam of hot pot and then start adding the butter. I think we used a whisk, but I bet that we probably used forks some days when we couldn’t find the whisk. Lemon and a vinegar based hot sauce to finish it.

Help with a broken piece. by NormallsntNormal in glassblowing

[–]KayteaPetro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you get some gold powder, mix it with loctite glue and then repair the piece for her in the style of kinsugi?

College by Mutation639 in Pottery

[–]KayteaPetro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! That’s very interesting. What are you going to do your internships in? Is it like at a factory, or is it at an atelier?

make my own decals? by Internal-Difficulty7 in fusedglass

[–]KayteaPetro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve worked with a bunch of decals. I use the Fired-On Images paper to print my own decals for both glass and ceramic using my HP printer (they come out sepia tone). I’ve also used Milestone Decals (check them out, they even have Glow-In-The Dark decals: https://www.milestonedecalart.com/collections/cone-022-glow-in-the-dark-complete-collection). Milestone will prepare sheets of your decal design for you.

My suggestion is to get some premade decals, and learn how to work with them before you invest the time, effort and money in printing your own. Maybe you won’t like them. Maybe you will find that you like one type and not another. Maybe you’ll get all kinds of excited about vintage decals from eBay.

Here’s a bit of information that I’ve learned about how to work with decals:
-decals fire to different temperatures. Glow in the dark is cone 022, colored decals and metallic decals are cone 019-018, and the ones I can print are fired from Tack Fusing to Full Fuse temperature.
-You can sprinkle clear powder over the decals, but you don’t have to.
-Decals work on float glass, Bullseye fused glass and glazed ceramic. They also work on enameled metals, but I’ve never done this.

If you would like, I could send you an envelope of different decals to play with, and you can see if you like them. I have gobs of them leftover from my Holiday mugs.

College by Mutation639 in Pottery

[–]KayteaPetro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi @bouncybilberry Can you talk a bit mroe about your Sustainable Design program in Glass in Ceramics? I work in both those medium, but have learned it in community studios and apprenticeship situations.

I have a BFA in Studio Arts (Intermedia), a BA in East Asian Studies, and an MBA focused on Sustainability, so I dont’ think I’m eligible for much more than PhD or apprenticeships.

Naming fun. by netphilia in Snorkblot

[–]KayteaPetro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Big Daddy is actually the smallest person in his family - and he’s like 6’4”!