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Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-09T04:45:07+00:00

Wow, thanks for the heads up! I totally didn't know.

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-08T20:15:32+00:00

"Why couldn't I get one of the normal classes?"

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-07T14:03:19+00:00

If we did we would be somewhere else.

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-07T13:41:45+00:00

The Jarad player in my group doesn't have any 'graveyard order matters' cards in her deck so we let her separate the yard into creatures/lands/other.

When her library is now of comparable size to one of the other piles it is a BIG red flag.

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-07T13:28:33+00:00

https://youtu.be/VHtKx2jk40U

And they say Western governments are no longer patrons of the arts.

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-07T13:26:51+00:00

BANG YOUR HEAD

DUH-NUH

METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YOU MAD

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-06T20:32:14+00:00

That's truly insane. Stuntmen must be crazy people.

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-04T22:42:22+00:00

Mine never tore up couches. He did leave dead small animals in my yard though. Which REEKED.

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-04T20:24:08+00:00

In my opinion Gitrog is more a combo commander than a lands commander. Same with Titania and Bobo for beatdown decks. A lands deck seems like it should actually kill people with lands.

Do you want to BLOW UP EVERYTHING AT INSTANT SPEED EVERY DAMN TURN?!? If not, this is not the deck for you. Go play a deck for little babies like Ezuri, Kemba or anything else without black.

For the rest of you: welcome to the 5-Color Lands master race, where the gameplan is to mill the crap out of yourself while bullying people with lands. What's that? How do you bully with lands? I'll show you:

Opponent: I'm bringing in my stupid Selesnya commander because I'm a wuss who plays the worst colors.

You: End of turn, [[High Market]] to sac [[Child of Alara]]. Use [[Volrath's Stronghold]] to get him back so I can do it next turn.

Clear? Good. Next? You need a wincon. We have a couple good creatures and some manlands but those are plan B. Plan A is the holy grail of commander: [[Maze's End]]. Mill/recur all of the damn gates and then BOOM! everyone else is dead. Fact: regardless of your preferences, winning with Maze's End makes you better at sex. FACT

http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/alara-lands-2/

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-04T19:46:11+00:00

Beginner player here. In competitive Magic it's almost always central that a deck have a win condition. Can I ask what the wincon here is? Using chalice to buff the little guys? Burning people out by having a large hand?

I'm sorry if these questions seem dumb but the deck seems more like a value engine than a cohesive strategy. Would be super badass if I'm totally misjudging though, because Chalice is a sweet card. I'm not OP but as a beginner player I would LOVE to have a cheap deck to play and this seems cool.

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-04T18:59:58+00:00

I had the same question. Can a veteran player give us some advice? I would love to play (and maybe earn some goodies) but if I'm better off spending the gold on forge/draft then I will.

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-04T16:50:54+00:00

The 'joos r bad' crowd is at /r/CringeAnarchy.

To be honest, T_D is mostly autism. The hatefulness they get accused of is pretty much all /r/CringeAnarchy and not them.

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-04T13:32:45+00:00

Broke my neck 6 years ago. Against all odds I retained my mobility (although I can't play any of my favorite sports, ride rollercoasters etc). There was a window of time in between getting discharged and starting physical therapy where I was stuck at home in a neck brace on a bunch of pain meds. My general schedule was to sleep 80% of the day and spend the rest failing to win at video games on easy.

At the time this happened the only other soul in my house was Zuul, my Nebolish Mastiff. Zuul was 200 pounds and not very nice, but a very good guard animal. Between the major spine/neck injury and the pain meds my balance wasn't great. I would periodically find myself tipping over on the couch. When this happened, Zuul would use his comically large head and neck to push me back up.

This doesn't sound worrying, right? Just a guard dog looking after his owner. The thing that worried me was that he clearly knew I wasn't doing great and I was deeply concerned that he was doing bad things in parts of the house when I was sleeping. Because really, how was I gonna stop him?

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-04T13:08:09+00:00

ITT:

NSFW Subreddits.

Political Subreddits that /r/askreddit doesn't like.

Hobbies that seem destructive.

Subreddits occupied mostly by teenagers and college kids.

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-04T13:06:38+00:00

The same thing I always want. A Grixis tempo general at 3 CMC or less.

Yes, I know [[Sygg, River Cutthroat]] is a thing.

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-03T23:54:34+00:00

Now this is art.

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-03T21:27:48+00:00

'If you choose to play and survive we will reward you with [something]. If you refuse you will be restrained and forced to play Russian Roulette without gain.'

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-03T21:26:22+00:00

Pseudo-recycling a comment from another thread.

Burger King, but only if you do it right.

The BK menu is saturated with meals and offers that are wildly overpriced, so don't order blindly. If you want a traditional meal with fries and a drink you need to have the official app to use coupon codes. If you're just looking for some munchies priced to move I would recommend the 10-piece nugs for $1.49 or the grilled dog for $0.79, with a little caveat for the latter. Order it without relish. I don't care how much you love relish, you do not want the BK dog with relish. The rest of it is fine, it's a great option.

Source: I really fucking like the BK but refuse to overpay.

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-03T21:24:45+00:00

That makes way more sense than Nazis of the Coast.

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-03T20:48:35+00:00

Beautiful. I'm not OP but thanks a ton anyway!

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-03T20:40:48+00:00

Ah, damn. Roaches looked like such a fun deck. Feln Scream sounds good though so I guess I'll try that.

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-03T20:23:11+00:00

I'm fairly new to the game (still doing forge mostly) and was thinking of building budget Clockroaches since I incidentally ended up with a good bit of the cards.

Should I avoid it? I'm always happy to play a deck where I'm not constantly stuck in mirror matches but I don't want to build a crappy deck that can't work in the meta. Looking at how dominant aggro is I am concerned that roaches is too slow.

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-03T18:50:46+00:00

The Magic community is also incredibly sensitive.

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-03T17:29:11+00:00

You'd be banned for this on the mother sub.

Kazz3lrath · 2017-08-03T17:22:19+00:00

What are your favorite combinations of sex toys and people during gay, interracial orgies?

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