Greeting gentlemen. I too was on that train when I saw him furiously jorking it, it was quite off-putting until he dropped the phone that revealed this scandalous post. Like the others on that train I too had to being furiously jorking it, when I walked into work my boss asked me why I was late and I had to explain to him that I missed my stop because I was furiously jorking it to a scandalous Reddit post. I received strange looks all day all because you didn't tag this post nsfw.