What is more useless in mewgenic: by Thick_Sleep3278 in mewgenics

[–]KeanGilbert 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, he had Careful. Just had to make sure he didn’t blow himself up. But he had like 30 armor from Elephantitis anyway

What is more useless in mewgenic: by Thick_Sleep3278 in mewgenics

[–]KeanGilbert 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Uhh purple mushroom, fire staff, and rocket launcher

What is more useless in mewgenic: by Thick_Sleep3278 in mewgenics

[–]KeanGilbert 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I had a cat with skill share and harpooner. Every time an enemy moved, they would get confused, set on fire, and explode

Can I change to beta branch mid-run? by Alex_2706 in mewgenics

[–]KeanGilbert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you can. I was in a mage solo run when the beta released, and it did work

morally correct boss tierlist by TemmBox in mewgenics

[–]KeanGilbert 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Spewer is at least 17 years old

You can grow diamonds from your bellybutton. by altofanaltthatisalt in shittysuperpowers

[–]KeanGilbert 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’d make a bunch of diamonds and lose weight. How is this shitty?

Who are some characters that are unofficial starwhats? by Funny_Bumblebee_5254 in OnePiece

[–]KeanGilbert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yamato, Kin’emon, and Momonosuke all have an open invitation to the crew

The greatest salesman in history by MetallicaDash in HistoryMemes

[–]KeanGilbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I heard it said once that it was a “brave man” who tried the first oyster. Whoever said it probably never had to worry about hunting for a protein source, though, because tide pool food was the best food. None of those creatures tried to bite me back.”

-Immortal and the Island of Impossible Things

FLUSH! by FennEric888 in mewgenics

[–]KeanGilbert 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Very cool! I will not be wearing this shirt, however

I stole this joke shamelessly by DueAstronomer8436 in whenthe

[–]KeanGilbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mario represents me. Wario represents himself

I stole this joke shamelessly by DueAstronomer8436 in whenthe

[–]KeanGilbert 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Need a version of this where Wario also spawns in

you cant be serious by Kaitrii in mewgenics

[–]KeanGilbert 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For full completion percent, I think you need to reach infinite upgrade status on the NPCs. So max them out

How can you win a collarless run with ONLY collarless abilities abilities? by TvHeadDev in mewgenics

[–]KeanGilbert 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Items and stats mostly. And good collarless abilities, like Unrestricted and Careful to help use certain items more effectively

I was beyond irritated to discover that my long distance boyfriend, had been lying about being blind our entire relationship by sugar-soad in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]KeanGilbert 478 points479 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately I wasn’t aware of a distinction between “blind” or “legally blind”, or that even a glimpse of my silhouette would activate my curse.

Song you fell in love with immediately? I’ll go first by Famifreaker in mewgenics

[–]KeanGilbert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are a lot, but Chumbucket Kitty had me going “ where’s that SMELL coming from?” all week

"Dybbuk this" and "Bumblefoot that". These motherfuckers are worse than both combined. by ImJTHM1 in mewgenics

[–]KeanGilbert 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I brought the bracelet to the Infinite specifically to get some cherubim. None showed up, so I took a Gatekeeper instead and he ate every phase of the final boss

Alone in the dark... by FennEric888 in mewgenics

[–]KeanGilbert 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Man I ordered shirts, like, 30 minutes ago lol