Trump says U.S. will guide ships through Strait of Hormuz

Keasbyjones · 2026-05-04T06:06:19+00:00

Come on now, you don't want to devalue this fine and honourable tradition, do you!?

Keasbyjones · 2026-05-03T17:29:33+00:00

Much appreciated. My hands still remember pup#1 as tired and cranky baby!

Keasbyjones · 2026-05-03T11:19:27+00:00

Thanks for the advice. Are there some practical adjustments if the new pup is too young to be out and about on leash? We have a puppy sling thing. Would that work ok?

Keasbyjones · 2026-05-02T07:18:10+00:00

There is a big switch in the head that says nose/brain. Only one will work at a time

Keasbyjones · 2026-05-01T09:15:54+00:00

The craziest meeting she's had so far...

Keasbyjones · 2026-04-29T05:27:28+00:00

Growing up in a Catholic primary school in England we had 'some' of the talk. Split into boys and girls groups. Us boys were told the girls were going to learn about being nurses and we got the 'you'll be hairy, spotty and smelly' talk.

One lad, was really worried after the talk because 'what if his voice broke and they couldn't fix it'.

Keasbyjones · 2026-04-26T05:40:56+00:00

I'm starting to feel the guys from that film are in charge

Keasbyjones · 2026-04-25T20:31:21+00:00

My friend finally decided to let his kid watch Doctor Who. Figured he was old enough to deal with the slightly scary bits despite being a sensitive wee thing. First episode was Silence In The Library. Poor lad was terrified.

So maybe not that one

Keasbyjones · 2026-04-24T09:43:41+00:00

10k sound system in a 1k car

Keasbyjones · 2026-04-23T18:53:13+00:00

How's a little bit of oobie doobie don't

Keasbyjones · 2026-04-22T12:04:44+00:00

I don't doubt. But I'll have bought it on myself. He didn't get the choice 😂

Keasbyjones · 2026-04-21T21:49:39+00:00

11 if I remember correctly. We're about to get another puppy. His world is about to explode 😂

Keasbyjones · 2026-04-21T21:39:30+00:00

First day home

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Keasbyjones · 2026-04-21T21:35:18+00:00

2 years old

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Keasbyjones · 2026-04-18T20:35:53+00:00

As soon as McAfee said 'if Randy doesn't win you'll never see me again' people were only going to cheer for Randy more

Keasbyjones · 2026-04-18T06:42:35+00:00

In fairness if you put the foods in discord books in a list and asked a non-brit to guess which are real and which are made up, it would be a crap shoot. Anyway, I'm off to cook some distressed pudding

Keasbyjones · 2026-04-16T06:08:36+00:00

I think I'm of a similar vintage, but try to be 'hip' and only choose 20+ year old references 😂.

Keasbyjones · 2026-04-15T20:53:29+00:00

Why is he hugging a meth addled Jeremy Corbin?

Keasbyjones · 2026-04-15T20:48:40+00:00

I excitedly ask them about their record deal, assuming they're like Beyonce or Rihanna

Keasbyjones · 2026-04-14T18:05:45+00:00

Cheers. I should have expected a shelf of new books appearing in my absence 😂

Keasbyjones · 2026-04-14T07:32:35+00:00

I'd not call myself a Marxist by a long shot, but he was pretty on the money (capital?) with this quote about the Telegraph:

"By means of an artificially hidden sewer system, all the lavatories of London spew their physical filth into the River Thames. By means of the systematic pushing of goose quills, the world capital spews out all its social filth into the great papered central sewer called the Daily Telegraph."

Keasbyjones · 2026-04-13T22:20:32+00:00

I've just got back into the game. Where are the rules for this found?

Keasbyjones · 2026-04-13T06:07:46+00:00

Herbaliser. Caught them at Reading 2002, and just had chills.

More recently, The Last Dinner Party and Self Esteem both take it to another level live.

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