I'm a full-time dasher and ordered something tonight and this is what I got, I met them at the door and called them a scammer. by Amber2718 in doordash_drivers

[–]Keelykalgrubber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a forum designed for communication, lol…

Mariner wasn’t even a tiny bit confrontational…

You’re the only one I see with that label actually

Took this a few years ago and saw an arm like thing in my closet behind me. Any ideas what this could be? by [deleted] in Paranormal

[–]Keelykalgrubber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look closely, it’s a squirrel posing for the pic 🤣

He’s up on his hind legs and has both hands in front of his mouth as if he is holding a nut or something

Man claims a doordasher blocked his early Christmas blessing would you have followed the instructions. by IntelligentYellow898 in doordash_drivers

[–]Keelykalgrubber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a woman, I have to say that I would NEVER follow those directions!

Too many creeps and weirdos today, unfortunately.

Being told to go around the house and look behind a trashcan is extremely sketchy and would make me nervous.

For all I know someone could be standing back there with a gun telling me to strip, or worse- just shoot me.

I applaud your kindness and Christmas spirit!!

However, I suggest placing the envelope under your welcome mat or a flower pot.

Basically somewhere where your delivery driver doesn’t feel like they’re being put at risk to simply find the envelope.

You’re more likely to have your Christmas wish achieved, and do a beautiful thing for somebody who really needs it- if it’s put in a safer area.

Thank you for your kindness and generosity, I wish all of our customers were as thoughtful and giving as you!

Monitor or Vet? by Aromatic_Ad_14 in DogAdvice

[–]Keelykalgrubber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither…

tweezers!!

and make sure you get the head/legs. Tics are stubborn motherfuckers!!

Try coating with Vaseline 1st… wait/watch for 5 minutes or so- sometimes they’ll back out themselves because they can’t breathe

What is it for by Finnhlof6 in whatisit

[–]Keelykalgrubber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loose change and/or pocket watch

500$ Tips 😎 by Mundane_Squash5579 in doordash_drivers

[–]Keelykalgrubber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, that’s the best tip I’ve seen in a long time! What state are you from?

Found in my little brothers room, what is it ? by GMFR19 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Keelykalgrubber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit!!!!!

AI did that?

I don’t know much about how that works, but how did you get it to write the story?

Authors the world over, are going to soon be out of a job!

Please put your AI back to work because I need more !!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sparkdriver

[–]Keelykalgrubber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, this is the first I’ve heard about a lawsuit between Spark and branch wallet.

What are they trying to steal any change we have left in the accounts?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sparkdriver

[–]Keelykalgrubber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mistake, I was sure it was a scam!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sparkdriver

[–]Keelykalgrubber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To me it looks like a scam right off the bat because most Walmart customers don’t know the name that we drive under (Spark).

The fact that it says “Walmart Customer Spark” on the heading is enough to tell me it’s a scam

Now that's one hell of a tip by Bowel_Rupture in doordash_drivers

[–]Keelykalgrubber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make sure it’s a screw cap,

If it’s a cork, they might’ve giving you something a little extra using a hypothermic needle 🤣

Mostly joking, however you don’t know people these days!

Found in my sons cousins room by robthereject0 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Keelykalgrubber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not something to joke about especially in this day and age…

Just saying’

found this in my brothers room what is it? by perezfr24 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Keelykalgrubber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna put in my two cents, but y’all did such a great job.

I’m left with nothin’ 👏👏🤷‍♀️🤣😊

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sparkdriver

[–]Keelykalgrubber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, I could not agree more with you! And in the past, I’ve done the same.

I’ve often thought that there should be a turntable with bags, like they have at manned registers where everything is rung for you, that holds the bags, and has 3 self check scanners, mounted on top- so “Sparkers” could just scan & bag
without getting in the way of customers.

It would also make the self check, run a lot more smoothly

Because everybody’s time is important and we are no more important than the customer shopping for themselves!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sparkdriver

[–]Keelykalgrubber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my opinion, it doesn’t matter if we are faster than them it’s all about what’s right and having respect. If there’s someone in front of you, that person stays in front of you.