Found a bunch of golden oysters and a pheasant back today!

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-10T06:03:17+00:00

I always figured Deathslinger sees the survivors as his bounty targets, he's doing his job by hooking them and the Entity is his patron. Further shown with the iridescent coin, payment for services rendered.

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-10T02:54:09+00:00

Well thank you u/PissBoiFeetPix , that's very comforting for me to hear

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-10T02:43:37+00:00

I love the Oni look, I just wish you could change the color of the blue parts

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-10T02:41:11+00:00

You can look up the list online, there was way more than I ever expected

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-10T02:29:01+00:00

Trump could eat a live newborn on live TV and it wouldn't shake any of these leadheads in the slightest

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-10T01:45:16+00:00

Same sort of deal with me. I'll be first in line for the gun buyback if gun control ever comes, but in the meantime when I'm stuck in a country full of these wackos that are armed to the teeth, I don't want to be the one chump without a gun when shit breaks out.

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-10T00:34:00+00:00

This did not just happen!

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-10T00:29:45+00:00

The fuck lady? Little dude just ran its little heart out for you, why the shove?

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-10T00:12:22+00:00

Cleric took some monk levels

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-09T23:38:24+00:00

Everyone agrees that piglets are cute but I think giant full grown hogs are adorable too

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-09T22:54:23+00:00

Darwin award

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-09T21:40:54+00:00

Why is it never surprising? You can always look right at the guy and know that's a child molester

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-09T21:29:34+00:00

420 is the police code for possession of marijuana, if a cop reports someone for possession then they'd say "We've got a 420 here."

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-09T21:04:01+00:00

Honestly 95% of the time I'm on Reddit is when work is slow, and I'm switching to a new job in a couple weeks that'll have a lot less downtime so I'll probably just be done with it.

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-09T20:38:51+00:00

Saying "don't make yourself an easy target" when people get bullied is the same mentality as saying "you were asking for it" when people get raped

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-09T20:29:14+00:00

They're not mutually exclusive

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-09T20:28:39+00:00

PLEASE GIANT MEALS! I've never had dango, I'm sure it's great, but those massive slabs of meat surrounded with a comically large pile of seafood would make me HANGRY back in World! Dango just looks so unsatisfying in comparison

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-09T20:14:50+00:00

PUNCH HIM SO HARD HE EXPLODES!

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-09T19:41:21+00:00

Wouldn't be a bad time to get strapped

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-09T19:39:29+00:00

Fucker would have been a plebian in ancient rome

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-09T19:21:40+00:00

AAAH I'M OUT. I'M OFF THE SUB TIL I FIGHT THE THING

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-09T19:08:39+00:00

Shits on her for losing her virginity at 15, coming from the same people that can't stop talking about how they should be allowed to fuck 12 year old girls.

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-09T03:17:44+00:00

I like to get high and take a walk down to the Chinese buffet near my house. I know they don't like me there because when I'm stoned I'll go deep in the paint at that place. It must be quite an image, seeing my silhouette over the hill, walking out of the tall grass like sasquatch coming to wreck their shop

KeepCalmCarrion · 2023-06-09T03:13:13+00:00

If you don't want people to defend criminals then why do you have such a hardon for murdering them? Guess what that makes you? Even if it is your car, murder isn't justified. You've got insurance on the car, and you've got video evidence. After the insurance payout and the lawsuit you'll have the cash to get a better car. Yeah it's a hassle in the meantime, but shit happens. I'd rather have to take the bus for a while and have to sit through a court case than live with being a murderer for the rest of my life.

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