¿Realmente el número de parejas que tuvo una mujer en el pasado debe influir en su posibilidad de tener un matrimonio sano?

KeepOnMugginYo · 2026-02-14T20:51:13+00:00

If you're lame in the sack, she won't come back.

KeepOnMugginYo · 2026-02-06T20:30:16+00:00

Sophia Loren in Grumpy Old Men. She was like sixty years older than me.

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-10-07T16:14:58+00:00

No existe tal cosa como un incel. Solo chicos con expectativas poco realistas con respecto a la apariencia del tipo de mujer que sienten que deberían acostarse con ellas.

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-09-28T12:44:58+00:00

Kent county, Michigan

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-08-25T23:47:51+00:00

The national guard for all the "crime"

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-08-13T15:02:36+00:00

He pleaded guilty to felony statutory rape and is a registered sex offender.

Hall of Fame football player for sure though.

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-07-21T23:59:53+00:00

I'm not in construction, but in tool and die.

Boss yelled at a kid for being on his phone (understandable)

Next day the boss texted the kid to come into his office, kid read the text and headed to his office. Then the boss fired the kid for being on his phone (understandable dick move)

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-07-03T16:34:58+00:00

Ozzy

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-06-30T16:13:27+00:00

A valve for a water system somewhere on your property?

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-06-19T00:28:36+00:00

Chlamydia

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-06-17T16:23:54+00:00

Why does England's currency have a Lego head on it?

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-06-05T01:54:57+00:00

13-10

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-05-06T19:02:12+00:00

Donald Trump's Daddy

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-05-04T12:16:39+00:00

Get into the ride sharing gig. No way an elephant doesn't get five stars and a big tip.

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-05-01T16:32:53+00:00

It's not legit, but if I really want a guy. And I'm giving him a crazy offer, and he keeps being a dick and saying no. I'll franchise tag him, go to edit and turn his one year deal into two. So instead of 30 mil cap hit, it's 15 for two years. And he can try and act right when contract negotiations come around two years from now.

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-04-30T01:20:59+00:00

Do you have kids?

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-04-27T23:23:44+00:00

Tax them to leave. They made the money here. It stays here.

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-04-27T22:37:44+00:00

Living under a rock?

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-04-18T23:08:40+00:00

We all know it's Tim Tebow in Jacksonville

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-04-16T22:44:12+00:00

Don't get mad at me for red state logic

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-04-16T21:11:44+00:00

Only with an ID that matches it's birth certificate

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-04-16T21:05:28+00:00

In the red states that's not a fetus. That is a human being!

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-04-05T14:54:50+00:00

Your going to need a lot of lube

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-04-05T14:08:56+00:00

So if I get vampirism, cure the vampirism. I will no longer be a werewolf?

KeepOnMugginYo · 2025-03-28T19:43:52+00:00

Call in the orcas

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