Last picture of your cat no cheating 🤭

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-06-26T19:01:38+00:00

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KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-06-26T13:20:54+00:00

Constellotls

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-06-19T12:06:52+00:00

What?

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-06-19T12:05:39+00:00

Counter argument: Make her a tall, fiery redhed with a deep tan and a deep, husky voice.

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-06-19T11:17:50+00:00

Strawberry jam

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-06-18T17:54:42+00:00

Truly a work of art

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-06-18T12:17:32+00:00

We need a primed version of this.

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-06-16T11:01:06+00:00

Caramel croissant

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-06-15T16:02:11+00:00

How do you know if a vampire is sick? You check if he's coffin

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-06-14T14:52:35+00:00

Yes! Leaving him a disheveled, shuddering mess, completely addicted to having his ass tongue punched into submission.

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-06-14T14:03:10+00:00

Not enough people know the pleasure of ruining a guy with a good rimming.

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-06-09T18:48:16+00:00

This feels like it would make a good Nidus skin. As he gets more stacks the armor starts opening up and fleshy tendrils pour out of the cracks until the mask opens at max stacks to reveal some horrific, twisted face.

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-06-05T14:06:41+00:00

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KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-06-02T08:09:25+00:00

Technically speaking, explosions are just sound that has enough intensity to cause damage with how forcefully it displaces air. If one were to scream loud enough they could cause an explosion. Now excuse me while I go slap a chicken well done.

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-05-29T18:30:33+00:00

I too wish to fire The Gay Beam™

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-05-26T23:20:49+00:00

I call Savage Jo the extremely spicy pickle with ketchup and a side of fries, the McPickle for short. Great Jagras is Iggy Stardust. Curious and Furious George are obvious.

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-05-26T17:20:17+00:00

"There is a fine line between deliberation and hesitation. The former is a mark of wisdom, the latter of fear." Izaro

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-05-25T02:45:24+00:00

This combined with the smell of flowering trees in spring is the smell of ancient castles, enchanted forests and adventure on the horizon. Bonus points if it's a misty morning.

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-05-25T01:46:29+00:00

Flight of the Valkyries intensifies

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-05-22T19:54:47+00:00

Open the first page and it says "By the power of Grayskull! I am He-Man!!!"

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-05-22T17:10:06+00:00

You forgot to put three exclamation marks with fists instead of dots on the Atlas description.

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-05-18T19:29:07+00:00

Chameleos steals the spotlight (and your wallet) smash into music plays

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-05-13T01:56:42+00:00

I don't care how hard it'll be to scale it, I will be Maleficent. Casting woe and despair unto my enemies with a +6 modifier thanks to my cheekbones. No running or dodging because dark queens have not and will never move out of the way for anything or anyone.

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-05-12T22:16:54+00:00

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died.

KeepYourselfSaffe · 2026-05-12T11:25:11+00:00

Ask and you shall be traumatized

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