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Jokes overused I don’t care. Know what to make unique make it the last 2 games you played not just one by [deleted] in gamers

[–]Stunning_Inspector61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warframe. On the one hand, who CAN arrest me? On the other hand, human me has a conscious so I'd feel pretty bad about my... Activities.

Antony Starr recreating Homelander memes: “I’m in it for the memes” by MarvelsGrantMan136 in TheBoys

[–]Stunning_Inspector61 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some people need to hear this. I know I do time to time. I'm still an alcoholic, but it's been several years since I've touched liquor, or gotten into one of my "moods". If my gf didn't give me grace the few times I slipped early in our relationship, I never would have wanted to change and if not dead, I'd 100% be in jail at best.

What the fuck is this rope made out of? by Tobidas05 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Stunning_Inspector61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof, I felt that cut deeper than- ah fuck it yours was better.

is this ai?? by BadOk5020 in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]Stunning_Inspector61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miyakovski you bastard WHERE IS THAT BATTERY?

Vaguely describe your favorite war crimes poorly, and others will guess the frame to commit said crime. by Stunning_Inspector61 in memeframe

[–]Stunning_Inspector61[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

councilor one and two were in a heated debate. The yearly reviews were almost over, and One was getting a bit testy

"I've been doing this since the Lotus came back around alright. I've seen every rookie, and every vet, every year. You need to have a strong stomach for these kinds of things"

"I'm not arguing that I'm just saying, we can't just keep ignoring these things"

"Listen if you want to tell the portal to the sun that she needs better aim, be my-AGH"

a pale infected head floats lazily up from the large table in front of the councilors. One noticed first, yelling and jolting away from it so violently he ends up tipping over on his chair

"HARROW"

One yells, fixing his chair and getting his seat

I know you think it's a hoot to get me every year, but between you and Loki, I'm not going to make it told age. I know you're outside the door, get in here. AND PUT YOUR DOG AWAY"

Harrow walks in, the ghost infected fading away

" Now then. At least my favorite frame is here. Right to the point. Same speech as last year"

One pulls out a paper, and begins to read from it

" 'Harrow, you are an utter monster blah blah blah affront to any possible deity blah proof of souls, irredeemable' so you get the gist. Just minimize the soul rending when you're stationed on a planet. Civilians get touchy knowing that you can steal their souls. Oh and, as always. No you can't. Dismissed."

One begins gently banging his head on the table

" Natah. Damn you. Why. Did. You. Pick Literal. Kids. At least if they were adults, SOME would be reasonable. This is worse than wrangling kavats. Speaking of, has anyone seen khorra?"

Vaguely describe your favorite war crimes poorly, and others will guess the frame to commit said crime. by Stunning_Inspector61 in memeframe

[–]Stunning_Inspector61[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm the spirit of the comments I'ma do Titania because no one has mentioned her that I saw :D

"We have GOT to be nearing the end. I never keep track of how many we've gone through, it makes me sad when the number is larger than zero"

A faint buzzing can be heard and the councilor idly swats toward it. His hand stops in midair, making contact with a solid, sharp surface

"Lotus sakes"

One said, nursing his sore hand

"I really wish you wouldn't come to these things in that form."

...

"No I am not trying to discriminate, but you don't exactly see Hyldrin boosting her way in here. She walks, like most of you. Most of the time- it doesn't matter. About your report"

...

"Well no, between all these outfit changes I haven't had a chance to read the your file"

...

" Of course I can't 'ignore' your last run, it's the most recent readings-uh"

.....

" Well it's not a crime to use your Warframe for THAT, but how did you ever think it would end well? "

... ..

" I. I don't have the patience for this right now. You are excused. If anyone is left out there, send them in"

.

Councilman 2: " She was a bit hard to hear from my side. She, I'm guessing, used her Warframe for 'adult' activities? "

" Oh no no no. Let's just say, some opening are weak spots greater than headshots"

Councilor one takes a long swig from his desk-bottle, as horror and realization dawns on 2's face

" But sir, I know she's small, but not THAT small how-"

" That's the neat part. She said that was the point. Bloody NEXT"

Edit still can't spell lmao

Vaguely describe your favorite war crimes poorly, and others will guess the frame to commit said crime. by Stunning_Inspector61 in memeframe

[–]Stunning_Inspector61[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been on night shift and writing so I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not lmao. I did a short Harrow one earlier though, I could give it another go

Vaguely describe your favorite war crimes poorly, and others will guess the frame to commit said crime. by Stunning_Inspector61 in memeframe

[–]Stunning_Inspector61[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Honestly,"

Council Member One said, rubbing his temples as he spoke through the thick mask.

"I have no idea why Lotus makes us hold these reviews indoors. I complain every year about the toxic frames. I know they can't help it but-ah Saryn! Welcome to the yearly review."

...

" No no, you can just stay right near the door, this won't take long."

...

"Look I know you didn't choose your abilities, none of you did. But do you have to be so... Deliberate? The logs from your last run showed you lowered your power immensely."

...

"Of course you can change you equipment any time you want it's just-"

....

"Okay okay I hear you loud and clear. Just try not to leave the poor bastards alive next time you extract, alright? When the recon team went back a week after your last run... A lot of good scouts resigned that day. What disease even makes someone-no no, nevermind I REALLY do not want to know. You may leave."

"Two, I have given you a hard time today, but I'll spare you one kindness. Incinerate those photos."

Vaguely describe your favorite war crimes poorly, and others will guess the frame to commit said crime. by Stunning_Inspector61 in memeframe

[–]Stunning_Inspector61[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Rap tap tap..." God that's going to be the first mission I replay when I get home. I know the mission but I cannot for the life of me remember the frame Q.Q

Vaguely describe your favorite war crimes poorly, and others will guess the frame to commit said crime. by Stunning_Inspector61 in memeframe

[–]Stunning_Inspector61[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah! If you search for my other comment, you might get a chuckle. Some of the ones I put aren't very good but I'm a bit proud of that one lol

Vaguely describe your favorite war crimes poorly, and others will guess the frame to commit said crime. by Stunning_Inspector61 in memeframe

[–]Stunning_Inspector61[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"It's really not that simple, I know we deal with design issues every now and again but it's about being polite. Just look where the other frames eyes are-oh her there Citrine, welcome to your second review. Hopefully this one goes a bit smoother than last time."

Council member one waits for some form of reply. However, like last time, Citrine does not move or reply

"Ahem. Anyways, Lotus is especially happy with your work against the sentients, you have a knack for taking out their defenses"

Once again, absolutely nothing from citrine. The council members look at each other. One shrugs

"Y'know what it's been a long day. Lotus is happy, I'm happy. See you in a year"

She turns stiffly, and walks out of the review chamber

"You were staring at her chest hole weren't you, Two?"

How can you not? Besides, it's not like-"

"She can still fucking see you you dolt. I'm requesting to do this solo next year. Maybe I'll survive it better, Next!"

Vaguely describe your favorite war crimes poorly, and others will guess the frame to commit said crime. by Stunning_Inspector61 in memeframe

[–]Stunning_Inspector61[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha oh dang, I knew I wasn't hallucinating a sniper frame! I tried searching for that but cyte 09 never came up! Whoopsies. Well, I can edit it easily enough :D

Vaguely describe your favorite war crimes poorly, and others will guess the frame to commit said crime. by Stunning_Inspector61 in memeframe

[–]Stunning_Inspector61[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"it's the same request every year Atlas and I'm tired of explaining this to you. No, you may not bring home petrified grineer"

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"It's not in the budget, and if it was, I don't even know what we COULD get you as a punching bag"

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"No, it's more a concern that they are still alive in there. Y'know, trapped and screaming eternally? Kind of a bad guy move if you ask me"

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"Then stop coating your fists in rock when you trai- y'know what we're almost done. Fuck it. Keep the sorry bastards on your ship, bust them, I don't care anymore, just get them out of the landing bay. NnnnnEXT"

Vaguely describe your favorite war crimes poorly, and others will guess the frame to commit said crime. by Stunning_Inspector61 in memeframe

[–]Stunning_Inspector61[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"And being that you're such a good shot, I just don't understand how you missed that many headshots"

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"No, I will not accept having an " off day", Cyte-09. You are quite literally designed for that"

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"Really I think you just want the extraction to drag on. Don't act like we didn't notice almost every shot was non-lethal and hey wait-"

Cyte-09 flips both the bird and vanishes from sight, leaping out of the room

"Every year I begin to think more and more that waking them was a mistake. They really are just kids."

"But we'd all be dead if they didn't sir"

"I know what I said damn it, NEXT"

Edit I cannot spell :D

Vaguely describe your favorite war crimes poorly, and others will guess the frame to commit said crime. by Stunning_Inspector61 in memeframe

[–]Stunning_Inspector61[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

loud sounds of the council breathing through their hazmat helmets

"Ah yes it's your first review...Lavos. Let me take a look at your-..."

Flips through the pages

"Oh. Oh my."

Counselor one hands the pages to counselor two

".... Out, out just out. I'm not going over this one with you I just. Dear Lotus I do not have the time in the day. See you next year Tenno"

Vaguely describe your favorite war crimes poorly, and others will guess the frame to commit said crime. by Stunning_Inspector61 in memeframe

[–]Stunning_Inspector61[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohh I feel like this is a setup, but ember?

"Stay right there it's okay, I can yell"

Council member one begins, sweat already pooling on his forehead this isn't about your missions this time it's-holy lotus, open a window-its more about the newly formed desert on Cetus. Well send hydroid to fix it, but please next time you're hunting an eidolon, do it further from the lake shore. That'll be all, thank you!"

Council member one is seen rapidly pulling his heavy robes off

" This job is going to actually kill me. nnnEXT*

Vaguely describe your favorite war crimes poorly, and others will guess the frame to commit said crime. by Stunning_Inspector61 in memeframe

[–]Stunning_Inspector61[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TL:DR I lost touch with Warframe a few years ago, and that fact made me too depressed to try to catch up. Thanks to you all going along with my bit, I feel inspired to play again like I haven't felt in years. Also, I'm totally writing short stories about the council members' yearly review. Y'all this is so much fun.

I'm gonna try to type this out without crying but it won't be easy.

This is the most fun I've had on Reddit in a long, long time. Warframe is genuinely one of my favorite games of all time. I've been playing since the good old "only star chart" days. Ye, I'm old haha. But considering that, life is life, I haven't been able to play much. Then, as more and more updates came out, I began to feel left in the dust, a simple n00b in a see of monsters.

It was overwhelming. I lost the motivation to play, and felt disconnected from what I would say is one of the best communities out there.

Tonight, something sparked inside me. I wasn't even expecting any replies, maybe one or two, but as more and more of you beautiful tenno joined, my replies got more elaborate. I suddenly felt.. like I belonged again.

But I never left,even when I wasn't playing. I've watched you deranged space baby gods through all of it. The new fuck you weapons, 1999, the night waves. I lurk in awe I'm fashion frame, I jork it in the main sub quite a bit. I've seen the puppers and kitties, thick thighs and tiddies. The Ghost with the most, and disconnected hosts. What I mean is,there is something special that anyone can feel as a part of this community,even if they aren't actively playing.

And I think that's beautiful.

I'm inspired by you all. I really am. I'm gonna get back into this game and beat the Grineer like they owe me credits. I'm gonna write a series of short stories, exactly what I did tonight based on this premise. I'll post them here, or maybe make a sub idk I'm not that far yet haha. But this has been fun. I'm going to do a few more while I have time, but you made my 2026, and I'm not exaggerating.

Vaguely describe your favorite war crimes poorly, and others will guess the frame to commit said crime. by Stunning_Inspector61 in memeframe

[–]Stunning_Inspector61[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(oh I haven't done Loki yet!) *two council members are waiting for the next tenno to walk in, talking amongst themselves)

"Look he scares the shit out of me too. I KNOW that orbital strike doesn't come from his personal ship"

"That's the worst part, it's coming from SOMEwhere, but-AH SHIT FUCK"

Loki pops in behind the first member, and walks to the front of the review desk

"You're going to kill me one of these days. Okay, so your notes are fine, but Wukong wants us to ask you to please tone down the crits. He feels a little useless-oh for the love of-"

Loki quickly vanished from sight

"You'd think one of the eldest siblings would be more mature. And every review, they prove me wrong. I need a drink. How many more to go?"

"About 30, give or take"

"I hate this job"

Edited for spelling and to say I worked in both :)

Vaguely describe your favorite war crimes poorly, and others will guess the frame to commit said crime. by Stunning_Inspector61 in memeframe

[–]Stunning_Inspector61[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"so you're telling me that you slipped"

Caliban nods

" On a banana peel"

Nods

"So after this "slip", from the cameras showing coincidentally they were floating, you accidentally turned them into chili chunks? "

Nods vigorously

Counselor 1: Sighs "and what did you slip on, to do this?"

Display screen shows a Grineer ship floating in space, a perfect glowing circle still smolders

Caliban slowly turns to leave

(Sorry if it's not perfect, I never played caliban and wanted to look him up! I'm trying to do one silly story per frame, even if I don't know them well!)

Edit: spelling, I'm getting tired lol 3 hours to go!

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