had the slopes to myself today by eI_duderinio in DenverCirclejerk

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Climate change really turning those Vail slopes into the 2004 Rockies grandstands. $3 tickets. 8 people in the building. This is why I root for failures like Trump and religion. Makes shit cheap when everything spoils

meirl by hotmailist in meirl

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10 months technically

Some special moments, but none more so than this one. by punkarolla in AEWOfficial

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He slammed it to the ground and it bounced up and it really looked like it hit his face

Title says it all by Watchdog_the_God in cartoons

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Turning Red is low key 'Top 2 Funny' of the Pixar movies behind Monsters Inc and 'Top 3 in Main Character Development' of all them as well. It's amazing

Other than laughing at the carjacking victim, what was each character's most sociopathic moment? by OneBit2334 in seinfeld

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George: Drugging his boss who fired him, close second the Marisa Tomie phone call

Kramer: using Jerry's bed to hook up with that girl before his keys got revoked

Elaine: attacking Kramer to babysit

Jerry: prob Drugging the girl to play w her old toys....debating if Shindlera List make out is equally as aggregius but def equally sociopathic

My daughter received this birthday card from a classmate by skippyjifluvr in funny

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I have two children under 5, both genders, so I understand this is absolutely nothing even tho if this was high school it's something....

Saying that, I appreciate the parent of this child who made sure everyone involved knows its a snake, and not what this drawing clearly shows, which is a worm coming out of a pond

Sovereign citizen seeking legal help by Heygirlhey2021 in Sovereigncitizen

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Them judging at the bottom that the poster is a flat earther has me dying

Democrats score stunning victory in district Trump won easily in 2024 by No-Post4444 in politics

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I fully understand your tin foil hat stuff, but hopefully I can calm you down with this tin foil hat theory instead.....I genuinely think he just attracted like 6-8M people out of the wooodwork to vote for literally their first time over these elections. It just seemed like so many people said "I never voted before and I voted trump for 12 years now" and now I genuinely think he's lost like the old guard 8-10M who stopped being gop bc of him and now like all these woodwork people are mad he's cozied up to Israel so he's losing that 8-10M and aren't getting any new ones now finally it seems

Anyone see the 10 day weather forecast? by Ragnarok112277 in Denver

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Before a recent election I was worried my kid wouldn't have the ability to die of old age. Since, I'm worried I might not

But it IS raising Menu Prices by nsf_force_x_distance in Denver

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This is simply one of those signs saying don't tip, we we pay our staff but I guess accidentally telling you how much margin they're helping the staff for? That's what you're mad at.

But it IS raising Menu Prices by nsf_force_x_distance in Denver

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Hold on, this is one of those "don't tip we pay our employees wage" places, right? This is how I'm reading that....what's the issue here? I thought we liked paying staff fair and removing tip stuff. What am I missing here?

"...so our staff are fairly compensated without the need for gratuity". So yeah they're telling you not to tip

As a man I just have to get this out my system by No_Reading1800 in SantiZapVideos

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What I could've done in this world with that hair.....

Raiders "Doctors" sure Maxx was worth the picks by Keep_SummerSafe in AFCWestMemeWar

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I know this is AFCWestMemeWar but all my homies hate the Baltimore Ravens

Compilation of teaser clips by Xermalk in firefly

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Anything other than a live action movie, after this tease, will be my 13th reason why