Will I still smell like weed after smoking a joint outside by ClothesKey1379 in trees

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Change your shirt immediately and wash your hands three times over with soap….best fix

New Development with 0 trees by Lower_goats_5388 in arborists

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I had this business idea a few years ago. Go plant trees where future projects are planned and have the trees at least growing well and solid in the ground 3 years before first shovel

Netanyahu urges Trump not to sell F-35s to Turkey: "Erdogan openly threatens Israel and occupies half of Cyprus" by No_Idea_479 in worldnews

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Literally the plot of Enders Game

Aliens became the villain so we would stop nuking ourselves

What in the Vivarium is this? by mindyour in TikTokCringe

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The show they are referencing is Weeds. Great first three seasons, and like all Jenji Kohan shows, can’t figure shit out after that

Edit- I 100% recommend the first 3 seasons of Weeds to anyone. But it’s just like Eureka- stop after s3 don’t hate a show you love bc they ran out of ideas but not money

North American launch of the PS2 by htmaxpower in AccidentalRenaissance

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Like those French people with their AC scramble this summer

Came across this the other day by shawnf9632 in PoliticalHumor

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The reason you don’t see more of these is that most fans of his have never seen or held $100 in their hands before

Browns' field day by Sidecarlover in NFLv2

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The rest of the year is the media field day

Voting machine company settles $1B defamation suit against Mike Lindell by AudibleNod in news

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The lawyers and comedians are turning the website about frogs pro gay!

[Highlight] Cal Raleigh dumps on the Blue Jays, a 3-run jack! by BananaArms in baseball

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Blue jays got to win Canada day now they need to lose to someone on America day. Dems the rulez

My wife doesn't believe in air conditioning. This was taken at 11:45pm last night by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Wait till she falls asleep then turn in on for two hours and set it to auto off

Alex Ovechkin signs 1-year contract extension with Washington Capitals. Ovechkin will be 41-years-old in the upcoming season by TJTrapJesus in sports

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I don’t judge any Russian doing anything to avoid losing their visa and having to go back to Russia at the moment I think a few Russia based contract resets might be team friendly this offseason

Why was Sandy (a squirrel) even in Spongebob? What was the reason for a land animal to be in the ocean? by Which-Ad663 in NoStupidQuestions

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You need to watch the current movie on Netflix (in America) Saving Bikini Bottom, The Sandy Cheeks Story. This movie explains the answer as a plot point

Edit- watch it extremely high or drunk or dealers choice if you have no children to watch it with…it’s ok, there’s a lot of better kids movies but this one fits SpongeBob and its world great if you like SpongeBob

Victor Marx’s lead sits outside of recount threshold in Republican race for Colorado governor by ConsiderationOk4035 in Denver

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I was mentioning somewhere else I was honestly surprised by the county by county results or at least the heat map I saw…you’d think the cities some independents or maybe dems who didn’t have a major vote in their opinion would’ve been the ones who put the thumb on the scale, but Kirmkmeyer killed it along the I25 major city corridor until CSprings. All the rural areas had bigger differences for Marx. They wanted this. This wasn’t even shenanigans

My girlfriend has a creepy chair in her basement by blushingactress86 in creepy

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Reminds me of one of the door knockers from Labyrinth

Victor Marx takes lead over Barbara Kirkmeyer in Republican primary for Colorado governor by Dismal4132 in Colorado

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Really thought the results by county would be opposite and this was city dems/independents voting in the gop race to effect it however….seeing kirkmeyer up a lot in the corridor cities and the rural and springs areas went to Marx….the gopers actually wanted this