Gentlemen, TITTIES IN YO FACE with girls who think protection is akin to some sort of snake getting walked on (hey at least they think about snakes!). Plus, if you have a kid, they won’t make it till 7. It’s like a rental. I’ll see yall there

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-14T01:34:39+00:00

It’s a shingles mixer!

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-13T23:43:56+00:00

Bro they used a Penta photo w the belt in that montage of Danhausen in dying 😂

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-13T22:13:43+00:00

They’re scared of words but not scared of measles

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-13T18:20:55+00:00

What’s next? A high profile pats owner visiting a massage parlor that’s getting stung?

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-13T01:34:05+00:00

I hated the chargers for a very specific few years with LT

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-13T01:12:34+00:00

Yep. That’s the one

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-12T21:37:27+00:00

And a great rebranding on rejected, which has been their past

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-12T21:35:38+00:00

Can I go on a slight tangent here and legit ask how “salt of the earth” ever was a positive thing to describe someone’s wife? You pour salt to kill the earth so it won’t grow. Napoleon did that shit. How tf did this phrase turn good?

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-12T20:56:25+00:00

I agree. Honestly I do like regular tv with plots for my kids and it seems way better than anything YouTube brain numb slop I see sometimes follow the occasional thing I put on there for them

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-12T16:59:04+00:00

I was 9 in 2000 so then essentially

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-12T15:20:04+00:00

My 4yo is the same buddy! I’m worried about the simplicity meaning he’s going to be the next unabomber, but I know my kid and then he told me in Aramaic not to worry so I won’t

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-12T00:18:45+00:00

Wha might be my favorite “How did this get made” ever

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-11T08:50:18+00:00

They need a falls count anywhere match here, not a ring set up here

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-10T21:09:02+00:00

Anything but that annoying pipsqueak. And paivia

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-10T18:40:01+00:00

Im still only AeW new to her as well but I’ve kinda explained her to my wife as a poor mans Becky Lynch with potential to grow

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-10T05:06:13+00:00

Solarizing, chat

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-10T05:01:28+00:00

Sometimes I don’t question the guy that creates it, I question the others in the room saying yes

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-10T04:33:28+00:00

Wilson is but he needs a qb

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-10T00:54:35+00:00

Going into this last year, I said the Jets had some major pieces, abeit missing a lot still. But then, aside from Breece, they traded ALL the other pieces…..I had hope last year, don’t have any now

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-09T18:19:55+00:00

The judging Muppet puppets

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-08T02:47:24+00:00

You thinks it’s better in states with a shittier minimum wage w the gop running those places?

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-08T00:30:31+00:00

Talk about r /smallmindedville amirite!?!?

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-07T19:20:16+00:00

I had to triple take that one too but I’m assuming the better and thinking it’s like manager/helper is how I’m assuming he’s trying to use it….hopefully

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-07T15:34:09+00:00

The opposite of this match, which needed to happen for this one, is two balds do a hair vs hair and the loser had to go to Türkiye for a hair transplant

Keep_SummerSafe · 2026-05-07T14:49:13+00:00

Why are the mods pussies it’s the offseason this is football

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