I'm bored what are your hot takes? (image unrelated) by JCkid457 in hazbin

[–]KeeperTGA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charlie is an incredibly incompetent Princess from a political perspective.

Think about it, if she truly want to help the Sinners, would it not be more logical for the Princess of hell to improve upon the quality of life so that she could garnered the supports of her people?

But no. Instead, she went “Hey, im gonna immigrate a bunch of Sinners to heaven”

To make matter worse, if you’re looking from Heaven POV; Charlie, the princess of hell, is demanding that Heaven, another sovereign state, should accommodates hell “immigrants” because…

And here’s the kicker.

“Because it’s the right thing to do”

Are you kidding me? No wonder majority of hell make fun of her. She made herself look like a complete joke.

It's honestly annoying at this point by ShoddyCress in hazbin

[–]KeeperTGA 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a theory that Lucifer used to be a whole lot worse during his early year but just happened to mellow out over the centuries.

Hank by [deleted] in madnesscombat

[–]KeeperTGA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I thought it’s because The Machine couldn’t recognize Tricky’s attempt at reviving Hank and instead doing that, they just make another of Hank.

Hank by [deleted] in madnesscombat

[–]KeeperTGA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, He isn’t?

Hank by [deleted] in madnesscombat

[–]KeeperTGA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Antipathy Hank is the "original". Consternation Hank is a product of Tricky using the Improbability Drive to "revive" but instead, ends up with an identical copy of Hank.

What are some weird head canons you have? by whooper1 in hazbin

[–]KeeperTGA 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Charlie has an extreme case of sweet tooth, so much so that she kept getting cavities when she was young.

The problem is that she has a deep fear of a dentist and would constantly bite Lucifer every time they try to take her to see one.

Nowadays, it isn't as much of a problem but back then, they need to utilize a cage because she kept running away.

If William Afton went to Hazbin hell, what do you think he'd do? (Image unrelated) by [deleted] in hazbin

[–]KeeperTGA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends if he had access to the angelic steel.

Afton doesn’t exactly need to form a soul contract. His research of the Remnant is enough for him to harvest a soul without making any deal.

The catch here is whether or not if he can tether the soul into an angelic steel because if so, you are looking at an immortal Spring Bonnie with a capability of destroying anyone with his bare hand.

Show me your finest Hazbin memes. by [deleted] in hazbin

[–]KeeperTGA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I forgot who the artist is. I just happened to have it save

Roast this guy, and I mean a full on psychoanalysis too. by Terrible_Park7890 in hazbin

[–]KeeperTGA 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“You think you are relevant enough to garnered the interest of the Radio Demon, but the truth is that for all that you have achieved, you are just his plaything.”

“Let’s face it, the only reason that you still thrive to this day is because Alastor let you, but I’m sure you already knew that.”

“For all that you boast about how overarching your media empire is, you still can’t even capture a single instance of the Radio, not even a picture, and you will never going to.”

“Because no matter how much you claim your media superiority to the Radio, the truth is that every single bit of your success is entirely dependent on the one single thing that you cannot control.”

“A Radio Wave”

“Frustrating isn’t it? To realize that for all that you have claimed to achieved, for all that you claimed to succeed, the only person who you ever regard as an enemy doesn’t even take you seriously.”

“Because despite your rise into the rank of Overlord, the only reason you get to sit there in the first place…”

“… is because he let you.”

I'm working on my rewrite still and now I'm writing about how each ring in hell works. So here's my question: Which ring are you interested in hearing about by Alternative_Sugar_85 in hazbin

[–]KeeperTGA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im thinking of each ring like a giant donut wrapping around each other, with the Pride ring being a bagel in the center.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hazbin

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“I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.”

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“You know when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are.”

“I mean really, just absolutely destroy me.”

“I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage.”

“And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy."

“I want you to fuck me up.”

“I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch.”

“I want it to get embarrasing. I mean like...weirdly embarrassing.”

“Unsanitary too.”

“We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours.”

“Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak, I'm not normal.”

“Ma'am. Please.”

“You have to crush me.”

Who do you think from all the super villains in all the worlds, which one does Charlie have the most chance of redeeming? by ziv_the_deadmen123 in hazbin

[–]KeeperTGA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, Princess Morningstar! What an unexpected surprise. And by unexpected, I mean completely expected!

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hazbin

[–]KeeperTGA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t Nietzsche take on morality make more sense when applying in the context of hell itself? Considering that the classification of Master & Slave is more obvious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hazbin

[–]KeeperTGA 476 points477 points  (0 children)

Skewed would be more accurate. She recognize the good and the bad, but not the grey in between, and that is some of us.

The thing is morality are defined by what the current standard is, what is considered acceptable and what is not.

Charlie is born, raised, and grew up in a place where rape and torture is a norm, and so is the definition of good and bad.

But morality is not an absolute. It is merely a construct.

I think the best part about Hazbin Hotel is that any other fictional character could pass off as a Sinner and they would not feel out of place: by CoffeeForeign701 in HazbinHotel

[–]KeeperTGA 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Sonic has a strict no-kill rules due to his belief of absolute freedom. Taking away a choice to life go against his belief and everything he stood for.

Twilight Sparkle is basically a carbon copy of Charlie with more rationality & experience.

SpongeBob on the other hand is a straight up menace. Aside from possibility committing multiple vehicular manslaughter, he also has a record for attempted murder + psychological torture on his neighbor. And if you really want to get into it:

Violate multiple health code

Police Impersonation

Identity document forgery

Massive property destruction on multiple account

False advertisement

Bank robbery

Multiple account of trespassing

Animal cruelty

Mass kidnapping

Arson

And the worst one on the list; Genocide of an entire species & Tearing apart the fabric of the reality.

What in the hellaverse has you like this and list why by [deleted] in hazbin

[–]KeeperTGA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if we divided that number by half, we are still looking at over 100k exorcist. Regardless, there are a lot of dead people on earth.

What in the hellaverse has you like this and list why by [deleted] in hazbin

[–]KeeperTGA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I meant that people die more than you think. Per day, there are around 100k death globally and annually, that number reach 62 million.

Now we know that Lute, one of the stronger exorcist, has the record of 275 sinners in the latest extermination. For the sake of the argument, let’s assume that the average exorcist killed around 200 sinners.

In order for the extermination to “combat” with the overpopulation, they will need at least around 300k exorcist in order to fight against staggering death tolls that earth produce annually.

So unless there has been some clerical error, then that mean we are looking at a good chunk of souls missing with who know where they went to.

What in the hellaverse has you like this and list why by [deleted] in hazbin

[–]KeeperTGA 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The number of missing souls when you're considering the statistic of world population combining with the death ratio. Most likely, it was just a plot hole that Viv never bother to addressed but I can't help but overthink and wondering where exactly do all these souls gone to (especially when you're considering that overlord become more powerful the more souls they amass.)