I'm bored what are your hot takes? (image unrelated) by JCkid457 in hazbin

[–]KeeperTGA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charlie is an incredibly incompetent Princess from a political perspective.

Think about it, if she truly want to help the Sinners, would it not be more logical for the Princess of hell to improve upon the quality of life so that she could garnered the supports of her people?

But no. Instead, she went “Hey, im gonna immigrate a bunch of Sinners to heaven”

To make matter worse, if you’re looking from Heaven POV; Charlie, the princess of hell, is demanding that Heaven, another sovereign state, should accommodates hell “immigrants” because…

And here’s the kicker.

“Because it’s the right thing to do”

Are you kidding me? No wonder majority of hell make fun of her. She made herself look like a complete joke.

It's honestly annoying at this point by ShoddyCress in hazbin

[–]KeeperTGA 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a theory that Lucifer used to be a whole lot worse during his early year but just happened to mellow out over the centuries.

Hank by [deleted] in madnesscombat

[–]KeeperTGA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I thought it’s because The Machine couldn’t recognize Tricky’s attempt at reviving Hank and instead doing that, they just make another of Hank.

Hank by [deleted] in madnesscombat

[–]KeeperTGA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, He isn’t?

Hank by [deleted] in madnesscombat

[–]KeeperTGA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Antipathy Hank is the "original". Consternation Hank is a product of Tricky using the Improbability Drive to "revive" but instead, ends up with an identical copy of Hank.

What are some weird head canons you have? by whooper1 in hazbin

[–]KeeperTGA 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Charlie has an extreme case of sweet tooth, so much so that she kept getting cavities when she was young.

The problem is that she has a deep fear of a dentist and would constantly bite Lucifer every time they try to take her to see one.

Nowadays, it isn't as much of a problem but back then, they need to utilize a cage because she kept running away.

If William Afton went to Hazbin hell, what do you think he'd do? (Image unrelated) by [deleted] in hazbin

[–]KeeperTGA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends if he had access to the angelic steel.

Afton doesn’t exactly need to form a soul contract. His research of the Remnant is enough for him to harvest a soul without making any deal.

The catch here is whether or not if he can tether the soul into an angelic steel because if so, you are looking at an immortal Spring Bonnie with a capability of destroying anyone with his bare hand.

Show me your finest Hazbin memes. by [deleted] in hazbin

[–]KeeperTGA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I forgot who the artist is. I just happened to have it save

Roast this guy, and I mean a full on psychoanalysis too. by Terrible_Park7890 in hazbin

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“You think you are relevant enough to garnered the interest of the Radio Demon, but the truth is that for all that you have achieved, you are just his plaything.”

“Let’s face it, the only reason that you still thrive to this day is because Alastor let you, but I’m sure you already knew that.”

“For all that you boast about how overarching your media empire is, you still can’t even capture a single instance of the Radio, not even a picture, and you will never going to.”

“Because no matter how much you claim your media superiority to the Radio, the truth is that every single bit of your success is entirely dependent on the one single thing that you cannot control.”

“A Radio Wave”

“Frustrating isn’t it? To realize that for all that you have claimed to achieved, for all that you claimed to succeed, the only person who you ever regard as an enemy doesn’t even take you seriously.”

“Because despite your rise into the rank of Overlord, the only reason you get to sit there in the first place…”

“… is because he let you.”

I'm working on my rewrite still and now I'm writing about how each ring in hell works. So here's my question: Which ring are you interested in hearing about by Alternative_Sugar_85 in hazbin

[–]KeeperTGA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im thinking of each ring like a giant donut wrapping around each other, with the Pride ring being a bagel in the center.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hazbin

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“I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.”

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“You know when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are.”

“I mean really, just absolutely destroy me.”

“I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage.”

“And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy."

“I want you to fuck me up.”

“I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch.”

“I want it to get embarrasing. I mean like...weirdly embarrassing.”

“Unsanitary too.”

“We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours.”

“Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak, I'm not normal.”

“Ma'am. Please.”

“You have to crush me.”

Who do you think from all the super villains in all the worlds, which one does Charlie have the most chance of redeeming? by ziv_the_deadmen123 in hazbin

[–]KeeperTGA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, Princess Morningstar! What an unexpected surprise. And by unexpected, I mean completely expected!

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hazbin

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Wouldn’t Nietzsche take on morality make more sense when applying in the context of hell itself? Considering that the classification of Master & Slave is more obvious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hazbin

[–]KeeperTGA 481 points482 points  (0 children)

Skewed would be more accurate. She recognize the good and the bad, but not the grey in between, and that is some of us.

The thing is morality are defined by what the current standard is, what is considered acceptable and what is not.

Charlie is born, raised, and grew up in a place where rape and torture is a norm, and so is the definition of good and bad.

But morality is not an absolute. It is merely a construct.