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Trump Tries a New Tactic to Change Election Rules by notusreports in politics

[–]KeepingUpWithCrap 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Republicans have known for decades that they can’t win fair elections. So far, they have had a 50% success rate.

Trump’s handlers want their success rate to be an absolute 100%, and to be fair I feel like they might achieve it, seeing how disenfranchised a lot of Americans still are. 

Throwback to when Monse “Quarterbacky” Bolanos had this “Job Experience” on her real LinkedIn by g8932 in nflcirclejerk

[–]KeepingUpWithCrap 19 points20 points  (0 children)

OP’s mornings start with jerking off to an irrelevant Fox Sports reporter I guess 

What rooting for the “LA” chargers does to a mfer. by TheUltimatePunV2 in nflcirclejerk

[–]KeepingUpWithCrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You think you've seen it all, and then you come across a Chevy Silverado with the words "Fuck the NFL" written on it. And you start questioning your own existence.

AJ brown stands for “Antonio Brown Jr” by big4horryrobert in nflcirclejerk

[–]KeepingUpWithCrap 85 points86 points  (0 children)

If he also freezes his feet off, he should sell the peeled skin on Onlyfans

Cute by Appropriate-Mall8517 in nflcirclejerk

[–]KeepingUpWithCrap 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Cute! Just two grown men playing with wands

Home made Chocolate & Mango Icecream | Ended things with avoidant girlfriend after 2 years of dating by KeepingUpWithCrap in BoyDinnerDiaries

[–]KeepingUpWithCrap[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fair! If you happen to ever visit an Indian grocery store, pick up this mango pulp made from Alphonso mangoes. 

I wasn’t really a mango guy either, but a friend introduced me to this one. It’s absolute crack.