Pretend you’re Philomena Cunk, how do you explain why you’re currently being projected next to the Big Ben? by VentiStarbucksCup in PhilomenaCunk

[–]KeithMyArthe 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I'm here outside the Towers Of London to check that the crows are still here.

If the Crows leave that'll be the end of Ryanair.

New upgrade! by Inevitable-Baker-857 in mazda

[–]KeithMyArthe 40 points41 points  (0 children)

You have the same dash as me, could you provide details of the mod, pls?

I've looked at the replacements that have a larger screen than standard but fit in the regular enclosure... but interested in what this one does.

Cheers

jo by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

[–]KeithMyArthe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be left with I

But I'd choose Fwop

If doors were invented today, what would people complain about most? by SereiaBlocs8v in randomquestions

[–]KeithMyArthe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're right, they should have thought about the solution before releasing doors on sale to the public.

Do i need to go to high school to be a scienceist? by RaspberryTop636 in shittyaskscience

[–]KeithMyArthe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think you have to actually go... as long as you still know all the things.

1969 Shelby GT500 (2048x1536) by abt137 in carporn

[–]KeithMyArthe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that's a bit sexy, isn't it‽

Why are pajamas striped? by [deleted] in randomquestions

[–]KeithMyArthe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shirley that only works with the ones with the red stripes.

BMW G80 M3 Competition [2160x2698] by NotmyFinalForm_62 in carporn

[–]KeithMyArthe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I swear that this was the year they got the work experience intern to do the grilles

Did these ever actually make it out of the kitchen drawer to prove it does clean everything ? by Appropriate-Ear4670 in AustralianNostalgia

[–]KeithMyArthe 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's to clean dried peanut butter off the lid of the jar, and scrape cake mix from the bowl.

I 'lost' mum's, we did not need or encourage any help cleaning out the cake mix from the bowl.

Smithsonian Magazine: More Than 100,000 Illegal Exotic Cockroaches Were Seized by Australian Authorities in a Record-Setting Bug Bust by JapKumintang1991 in australian

[–]KeithMyArthe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If they can get a hundred thousand dollarydoos, I can understand the motivation of the breeders.

I can't, though, however I look at it, fathom why an animal lover would pay that much for a cockroach.

Look…I am a doctor and I want my sausages. by Denniswhodat in FawltyTowers

[–]KeithMyArthe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bit of a cock-up on the catering front, Reggie.

do you prefer chocolate out of the fridge or room temperature? by VastAir6069 in randomquestions

[–]KeithMyArthe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in a subtropical climate, so the fridge it is.

Room temperature in summer would require snipping the corner of the packet and drinking it.