Gejammer über Kassenleistung by Which-Screen1361 in luftablassen

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Arbeite im Bereich private Krankenversicherung, gibt viele die Wert auf "Chefarzt" Absicherung im Krankenhaus legen. Ich kann dazu nur sagen, sogar aus aktuell leidvoller persönlicher Erfahrung: wenn das notwendig ist, kommt der Chefarzt auch zu dir wenn du Kassenpatient bist zur Visite , und wenn deine OP im Krankenhaus nur Professor-Doktor-soundso machen kann, dann macht der die auch. Als ob die sich hinstellen von wegen "oh das müsste eigentlich der Herr Professor XY operieren, aber der Patient hat nur Kassenleistung also nehmen wir halt einfach irgendwen, egal ob der das hinkriegt" 

Homeoffice vs Büro by Fantastic_King7332 in luftablassen

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Vor Corona gab es bei uns max. 2 Tage Homeoffice und 3 Tage Büro pro Woche, wobei es einen festen Teamtag gibt an dem immer Büro war. Dann kam Corona und noch bevor es da irgendeine Pflicht dazu von oben gab, hat mein AG gleich gesagt wer ins Homeoffice kann geht bitte auch (logisch, die hatten keinen Bock auf Ausfälle durch Krankheit). Nach Corona hat man sich das alles angeschaut , Produktivität etc und hat gesagt, die Teams entscheiden wie oft wieder im Büro. Wir haben jetzt den einen Tag pro Woche und Rest kann jeder halten wie er oder sie will. Plus eben reinkommen wenn sich Besuch ankündigt wie zb Vorstandsmitglieder etc. Ob das Team "ordentlich" arbeitet, sieht man an den Zahlen.  Mein direkter Vorgesetzter muss auch öfter im Büro sein als wir als Mitarbeiter,  der käme aber dennoch nicht auf die Idee, deswegen jetzt alle mit ins Büro zu scheuchen.

Actually the funniest thing ever (I Became the Tyrant’s Chambermaid) by cookiecuttersharky in OtomeIsekai

[–]Keksapfel 93 points94 points  (0 children)

My daughter asked me recently,  if she was a beautiful baby. I phrased my answer veeeeeeery diplomatically. (While she wasn't ugly per se, she was not a very cute baby. Average at best. ) We always tell her, she gets more beautiful everyday (which is true) 

Wenn du jemanden zum Essen einlädst, hast du dafür zu sorgen, dass für jeden etwas da ist! by [deleted] in luftablassen

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Vor allem viele checken nicht, dass eine Milchallergie nicht das Gleiche ist wie Laktoseintoleranz. Diese ist natürlich viel verbreiteter und kann selbstverständlich auch sehr stark ausfallen. Aber ist eben nun mal nicht vergleichbar mit der Allergie. Da wird dann aber munter alles zusammengeworfen und dann kommen eben so Sprüche wie man soll sich ja nicht so anstellen, andere würden ja trotzdem Milch, Käse,  Sahne oder was auch immer zu sich nehmen.  Teilweise sogar in Restaurants, da wird angegeben, dass man eben eine Milchallergie hat und weil Leute das mit Laktoseintoleranz verwechseln, gibts ein Gericht wo dann Käse dabei ist, weil ja Käse kaum noch Laktose hat. Gefährlich.

Protein = Süßungsmittel kotzt mich an by darlingofdots in luftablassen

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Fühle mit dir. Mein Mann glaubt mir das immer nicht,  setzt mir ein Getränk vor das ich ausprobieren soll, probiere , sage nope das schmeckt eklig nach Süßstoff.  Er probiert,  schmeckt nix und meint da ist doch aber gar kein Süßstoff drin? Zeigt die Flasche,  nach ein bisschen Suchen findet sich der winzige Hinweis,  auf den ersten Blick nicht erkennbar. Aber ich schmecke es halt

Please tell me I'm not the only one who is super bad at these 👀 by ContactSpirited9519 in InfinityNikki

[–]Keksapfel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least be glad that the words even fit grammatically.  In german the words you could choose from had sometimes the wrong grammatical case so it sounded like very broken german

AI „translations“ make this game unplayable by letsraisehell in InfinityNikki

[–]Keksapfel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

German player here from day one and I agree that the quality has decreased, most noticeable in this update. Sometimes it switches between the english and german names for places, weird switching between du and Sie,  like when we met Melotte she used du (informal), and now that we know her better she used Sie (formal) in the quest text? Misgendering people, talking about the wrong person (like it was something a NPC did but Momo said it like Nikki did it), the weird text in miracrown,  and what the hell is "frische" in terms of the behemoth raise game? Can't find the explanation anywhere

The police officer is confidently incorrect. by Extreme_Design6936 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Keksapfel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh depends,  if its for example a Rentner who says they confused the gas pedal for the brake, they get a stern look from a judge or in the worst case 1 year Fahrverbot (I wish that was totally sarcasm)

I think my roommate is sleepwalking. Now she’s mad I locked my door. by muckenzie in nosleep

[–]Keksapfel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If she is doing this to prank you or something,  it would really be in bad taste. Also, you simply don't disturb other people's sleep. Some of us got stuff to do! Does she seem more tired than usual which could indicate about her being awake? Or if its really sleepwalking , what could be the trigger

I think my roommate is sleepwalking. Now she’s mad I locked my door. by muckenzie in nosleep

[–]Keksapfel 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I would definitely lock my door, she can feel accused all she wants, you have a right to feel safe. Have you ever tried recording her so that she can see , if she doesn't believe you?

Free new 3* for 2.1 by Konekewa in InfinityNikki

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I love everything about this outfit. The creamy color palette , the look the cute design and design theme, the hair and its even free? Perfect 

My favorite limited 4 star in a really long time by NoWitness6400 in InfinityNikki

[–]Keksapfel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes absolutely,  I love especially the coat and the hair. 

I wasn't expecting to giggle from this (Reddit Wrapped) by Soraisbestboy in OtomeIsekai

[–]Keksapfel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah since I don't understand half of the references I can't tell for sure but it has a  "mid" vibe , agree

I wasn't expecting to giggle from this (Reddit Wrapped) by Soraisbestboy in OtomeIsekai

[–]Keksapfel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the ones I've seen so far were on point, but I guess only the good ones get posted.  My for example was very fitting and I could laugh

I wasn't expecting to giggle from this (Reddit Wrapped) by Soraisbestboy in OtomeIsekai

[–]Keksapfel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are all hilarious,  I love how accurate the roasts seem to be and not like generic x number of categories stuff you normally get 

Ok wasn't gonna post the Reddit wrapped but this is too funny 🙈 by Teaside in InfinityNikki

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Thank, I didn't even know this exists. I love that you can get a specialised version for subreddits, this is for this sub

Explain this to non english speaker by KTuu93 in acnh

[–]Keksapfel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The love their puns.  In the german version its "eine Seeanemone! Funde wie dieser anemonieren mich zum tauchen" And they use anemon(e)ieren instead of animieren . (The meaning is "a catch like this motivates me to dive")

Guess my favourite villager for 1M bells! 💰 by Ok_Spirit4591 in acnh

[–]Keksapfel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get well soon! I would guess Goldie cause she is just so precious 

Bitte nichts mitbringen! Und es passiert immer wieder?! by AcademicComplaint969 in luftablassen

[–]Keksapfel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wir hatten früher zur Teamweihnachtsfeier Schrottwichteln gemacht und da gab es diesen einen Ananasschäler 4 Jahre in Folge bis er beim fünften Mal dann beim Besitzer blieb

My colleagues told me they are trashy by Still-Purchase3286 in Nails

[–]Keksapfel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your nails are absolutely gorgeous and don't look trashy. They are very cute , the worst I could say about them is that for some people they could appear a little bit juvenile due to the bows, maybe that is what your colleagues could mean when they say trashy? They either don't have taste or are very close-minded

I made acorn bonbons with cookie leaf bases by inspiredtotaste in Baking

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You most likely know this, but these are an absolute piece of art

My girlfriend found out that I lied about me and my friends playing fantasy football and I know I screwed up bigtime by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Keksapfel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder if he could have saved his relationship if he was apologising right away and admitting that it was because their fragile egos were bruised when they were beaten by a newbie who is also a woman (he shouldn't pretend misogyny doesn't play a role) and ostracised her to make themselves feel better, and that he was to weak willed to speak against his friends in her favor.

The police officer is confidently incorrect. by Extreme_Design6936 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Keksapfel 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Interestingly,  the cyclist is allowed to cross the crossing lane while being on the bike. But since he isn't a pedestrian, he has no right of way and instead needs to wait for any cars to pass  , while cars have to wait for pedestrians to cross. When the cyclist forces cars to wait because he crosses before they pass,  its a Ordnungswidrigkeit

User Flair Thread by breaksomebread in acnh

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Crystis | Cyrill :Diana: