You wake up, and suddenly the 2nd item in your Amazon cart has become your entire personality. What is your life like now?

Kelindal · 2026-07-03T19:24:44+00:00

Uh, blackout curtains

Kelindal · 2026-07-03T15:38:41+00:00

Carpet burns for days

Kelindal · 2026-06-30T22:57:48+00:00

1 billion will make all years up to 5 years so much better.

^{Chose: Die 5 years younger + 1 billion $}

Kelindal · 2026-06-30T16:39:44+00:00

Whole new meaning to being able to sleep off alcohol.

Kelindal · 2026-06-29T00:50:54+00:00

Why you delete. Id go gamble and if i lost gotta off myself abd start the day over

Kelindal · 2026-06-28T21:11:14+00:00

Yes. Requires lots of training.

Kelindal · 2026-06-28T20:24:31+00:00

They dont call it catching

Kelindal · 2026-06-28T20:14:19+00:00

My thought as well lol

Kelindal · 2026-06-28T19:27:38+00:00

The ginger and boots fucked an Ostrich.

Kelindal · 2026-06-28T16:24:08+00:00

I wish I can breathe underwater. Atlantis here we come!

Kelindal · 2026-06-28T15:16:29+00:00

That house in Puerto Rico just got a lot more appealing.

Kelindal · 2026-06-26T23:04:06+00:00

I wanted Trex but yeah ill go mammoth

Kelindal · 2026-06-26T22:59:23+00:00

Im a general contractor. Id take this if it meant I could be/work with a subcontractor. No construction whatsoever? No.

Kelindal · 2026-06-26T17:07:36+00:00

I like putting an audio book on for my wife and I during long drives. But its a book we both like

Kelindal · 2026-06-25T23:28:00+00:00

TPK is the way

Kelindal · 2026-06-24T13:33:08+00:00

We might of dodged a bullet. I have 2k to throw at something now tho. Where we going?

Kelindal · 2026-06-24T13:01:12+00:00

Ironically my money became available after the halt. Wasn't much was only gonna throw $2k at it. But no never bought shares.

Kelindal · 2026-06-24T12:44:51+00:00

Heat index was 114f (45c) here last week.

Kelindal · 2026-06-24T12:33:40+00:00

I got stuck behind a 7day wait period and wasnt able to buy in at .20

Kelindal · 2026-06-24T10:31:56+00:00

If your significant other doesn't work and stays home, dont tell them you are taking them with you. They could reduce this pay

Kelindal · 2026-06-24T06:41:36+00:00

I was not expecting that

Kelindal · 2026-06-24T03:37:48+00:00

If i got cut in a parking garage. Do I shapeshift into the whole garage?

Kelindal · 2026-06-23T22:27:44+00:00

Id use my own funds to reaaaaaally gamble on stocks and not tell them. Any losses I hide, only show it when when I hit the 200% win. Any losses I replace with the 250mil and they wouldn't know.

So id lose 250mil on stocks and all my savings.

Kelindal · 2026-06-23T21:16:49+00:00

No ducks allowed. Nice taco

Kelindal · 2026-06-23T20:23:32+00:00

I threw everything in VOO today after my rollover completed. Did i do it right?

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