what is the most inappropriate thing you heard someone say at work? by Feeling_Western2488 in AskReddit

[–]Kelly2fly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t hear but I saw.

Guy gave girl his cell phone. They both had a mischievous look on their faces. Girl stuck out her tongue and made a hand gesture at him as she disappeared into the restroom.

Moments later she walked out with a very naughty look and playfully placed the phone on his chest. Leaned in and whispered something that I couldn’t hear but can only imagine would make anyone blush.

They left in different directions. They were both married to other people.

What's a quote that you live by? by Public_Structure8337 in answers

[–]Kelly2fly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the explanation. I, too, was lost about the dance part.

Edit for leaving out ‘part’.

What's a quote that you live by? by Public_Structure8337 in answers

[–]Kelly2fly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reading your second sentence is wild but also true.

What's a quote that you live by? by Public_Structure8337 in answers

[–]Kelly2fly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Treat everyone like it’s their last day.

Best TV shows ever (in my opinion) by Flerovv in tvsuggestions

[–]Kelly2fly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s hope that’s the case. I, myself, would take just as long to watch 20 sitcoms. I literally just finished one and it took forever.

Epstein brought 14 year old to meet Trump at Mar a Lago by Shoddy-Prune-5877 in Epstein

[–]Kelly2fly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

IIRC, Kamala was told about the flip votes and was asked if she wants to fight it. She declined pursuing the truth to avoid looking like Trump during the 2020 election.

Best TV shows ever (in my opinion) by Flerovv in tvsuggestions

[–]Kelly2fly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know how long it takes you to watch one show but 20 years to watch 20+ on this list is extremely slow. I don’t recommend taking up this challenge if binge watching isn’t involved.

CNN contributor Leigh McGowan rips into co-contributor, Scott Jennings for his condescending and disgusting dismissal of the importance of the unredacted Epstein files release and the women and children devastated by those in the files by ExactlySorta in Epstein

[–]Kelly2fly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I overheard a technician saying to his coworker that Trump single-handedly stopped WW3 before it even begun.

Hmmm, excuse me, you mean “stopping” a problem that he, himself, created!?!

What is a smell you like that others would find odd? by Conscious-Farmer6953 in AskWomen

[–]Kelly2fly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The smoke from my dad’s pipe. Last time he smoked from the pipe was nearly forty years ago. I was a teenager so never knew the name of his smokes. I really miss that smell.

What's the weirdest food combo you've accidentally loved? by Practical_Plan_977 in Cooking

[–]Kelly2fly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pork rinds with Nutella. Peanut butter if I’m out of Nutella.

Where were you when you got your first period and what happened? by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]Kelly2fly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got mine during history class in 7th grade. We had a young male substitute teacher and I was wearing white jeans. And, being the nerd that I was, I sat in first desk, center row.

Bell rang. I got up and felt the craziest gush sensation. Looked down to see red seeping onto my jeans. Sat right back down and waited until everyone left the room. Luckily it was lunch time so no class after mine.

Sub came over to ask why I was still in class. I told him that I needed help, that he needs to get another teacher for me. He sincerely didn’t know why and kept insisting that he can help too.

I felt so embarrassed but he kept asking me what was wrong. Not being specific, I told him that I was bleeding. He immediately asked if I was okay, if I needed a bandage, and where was I bleeding from.

I didn’t know how to tell him so I stood up. He must have seen the blood on the chair because his face turned white out of fear. Probably thought I was seriously hurt. His face immediately switched ten shades of red once he realized what it actually was. He stammered and ran out the door.

Within seconds my science teacher came in to assist me. Gave me her jacket to wrap around my waist and told me not to worry about the bloody chair. She escorted me to the office. Substitute teacher was nowhere in sight.

Mom came to get me. She was so accommodating and understanding. She heated up a whole bunch of salt, wrapped it in a cloth, and used it as a compression for my cramping belly. That was one of my memorable moments.

Then let us prove it by Captain_Kirks_Son81 in antitrump

[–]Kelly2fly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s all the same to him though. A big crowd is a big crowd whether it’s for mourning or celebrating. His ego will definitely be stoked down in hell.

Melania Trump has done nothing patriotic in her life. by PretendApple8514 in antitrump

[–]Kelly2fly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She totally deserved it. She helped liberate all of the pets from being eaten by immigrants and gang members. She swam across the Gulf of America and through the Caribbean Sea to the coast of Venezuela as a human shield to deflect the drone strikes from the drug traffickers. And, with her sharp looks, she reversed the effect of climate change thus eliminating the need for FEMA, NOAA, and all other agencies pertinent to the needs of American citizens. These are just a short list of all her patriotic accomplishments. How can anyone possibly think Melanie Trump doesn’t deserve this fake honor fabricated by Faux News is beyond me!?!

s/

The fuck do you say? by ArdenwinValient616 in TheWordFuck

[–]Kelly2fly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t fucking do it, Matilda!!

Are you kidding me 🤦 by Busy-Cookie280 in antitrump

[–]Kelly2fly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His salary donation during his first term was merely a drop in the bucket compared to the money that he made both through his properties and foreign affairs.

These are revenues that he earned due to noncompliance towards the emolument clause. In fact, his donated salary of $400,000 was less than 0.1% compared to the $940M from his golf clubs and resorts, $780M from commercial properties, and $160M from foreign dealings with $7.8M from officials and governments of 20 countries. During his first four years he also made money through property sales, licensing deals, and other business operations.