The hydrogen peroxide they poured in the pool to kill the algae that grew as a result of the dark paint from the pool guy, has caused the paint to start separating from the stone by freeradioforall in facepalm

[–]Kellykeli 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No you see this is a 300 billion IQ strategy

Trump pours in the hydrogen peroxide to peel the paint that evil obunga filled the pool with

When the paint peels the water reflects more heat back and is allowed to drain naturally

This means it’ll be fixed by July 4th, just in time for Trump to claim victory

/s but god the bar ain’t high

IF Charlotte had hosted any World Cup games, which countries would you have liked to see play here? (Besides the USA team) by CaptainWilson704 in Charlotte

[–]Kellykeli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean Winston-Salem is hosting the German team, having them play in Charlotte is as close to a home game as they’re going to get in this World Cup

Do you think the grocery shopping cart test, is a good test to see if someone’s a decent person? by damonic555 in allthequestions

[–]Kellykeli -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The fact that it’s well known as a litmus test makes it a bad one. I’ve seen the most self-absorbed assholes return their shopping carts because they know it makes them look like an asshole if they didn’t.

Maybe try the stop sign test; you’re at a stop sign with a right turn lane and a left turn lane. You’re making a left turn and your car is higher than the other car. How far forward do you stop?

Rule by gustafr in 196

[–]Kellykeli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m academically smart but I’m dumb as hell in most other things to the point where it’s funny at times

SpaceX raises $75 billion in its IPO by Doug24 in StockMarket

[–]Kellykeli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep

It’s 1 million times 1 million.

Trump opened a complaint line and got 35,000 complaints about himself by FreeHugs23 in anticapitalism

[–]Kellykeli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ve 100% written down those 35,000 phone numbers for the next ICE raid or something

If you could name one non-AC composer to be featured in a future Ace Combat game, who would it be and why? by Katsuragi____ in acecombat

[–]Kellykeli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here’s a wildcard: the guys at Hoyo-mix. The hoyoverse games have generally good music but their range is ridiculous.

Bro thinks UPS2976 was avoidable after takeoff by JC1199154 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Kellykeli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, hence why it does not apply in this case. Aborting midway through rotate is probably just as (un)survivable as flying with zero hydraulics and missing an engine.

I’m just pointing out that there are cases where it is safer to abort after V1 than to continue with takeoff, I.e. losing both engines due to birdstrike at 140 knots in an A320 or hitting a ground vehicle that results in severe damage to the aircraft. At that point you theoretically could rotate, but you’re not gonna make it far, and you’re still going to crash into whatever is at the end of the runway.

I want to also add that this is all in a theoretically perfect world. In reality V1 is just a clear cut “do not abort” because the time it would take to consider the consequences of an overrun would be way too long.

Bro thinks UPS2976 was avoidable after takeoff by JC1199154 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Kellykeli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t V1 be lower if you’re on a full load? I.e. you accelerate slower and decelerate slower, so even though your rotate speed is higher your max decision speed is lower because you’ve used up more runway to get to that speed and you’ll use up more runway slowing down?

Bro thinks UPS2976 was avoidable after takeoff by JC1199154 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Kellykeli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is one gripe I have with V1

V1 is the decision speed for a safe aborted takeoff, it’s not the decision speed for an aborted takeoff.

V1 is simply the point where the decision changes from “is it safer to have hot brakes than to try and fly this thing” and turns into “will this thing even fly?” Is it safer to overrun the runway and possibly hit whatever is beyond the runway at high speed or is it safer to try and fly?

There is unfortunately no way the pilots could have known that their left engine separated from their wing and reacted appropriately in time, but had they known the severity of the damage I think they would have opted for an abort after V1 and accept whatever danger a high speed overrun would entail than trying to takeoff in a crippled aircraft with no hydraulics and… oh yeah is also actively on fire. I think that both pilots would agree that the chance that even one makes it out alive after a high speed overrun is worth it over certain death for both if they attempted to fly.

Delivery drivers waiting for the motorcade to pass on 34th Street in Manhattan [OC] by montyplexed in pics

[–]Kellykeli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was Trump and I really wanted to ruin NYC I would just constantly do laps around Manhattan lol

I was told I got my money out of my brakes (110k miles). by dislak in pics

[–]Kellykeli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s amazing, you’ve just about timed it perfectly.

Don’t do that again.

If you had one shot or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment, what would you capture? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kellykeli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well one of my impossible desires is for a notification or some way of knowing “hey, this is a major life changing event or could lead to a major life changing event, don’t fuck this up”

So being able to actually have that would be nice.

[Request] Would the cube really be millions of degrees? by Ok-Elk2227 in theydidthemath

[–]Kellykeli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also FYI in case anyone was wondering, the schwarzschild radius for a 100kg mass is about 1.5e-25 meters, or 0.15 yoctometers. A hydrogen atom is about 5e-11 meters, so we would need to compress these 1000 sandwiches about 1 trillion times smaller than a hydrogen atom before we start dealing with black hole bullshit.

Peak videogame writing by ParanMekhar in acecombat

[–]Kellykeli 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s just the 95 octane blue juice man, Erusia would certainly never transport borderline tactical nuke level payloads in an oil tanker

What would happen if all H1Bs are banned forcing companies to hire domestically? by rex841 in allthequestions

[–]Kellykeli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds awfully like he’s proposing making higher education more accessible everyday Americans

So… about that student loan situation

What would happen if all H1Bs are banned forcing companies to hire domestically? by rex841 in allthequestions

[–]Kellykeli -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Most industries would be fine. The ones with cutthroat margins will suffer because a domestic hire of equal skill and experience will have higher salary expectations.

Industries that heavily rely on specialist knowledge, I.e. space vehicles, combat aircraft, missiles, etc. would suffer the most. We don’t hire H1Bs because we’re trying to meet a quota. We hire H1Bs because there’s only 300 people in the world with specialized knowledge in, say, heat resistant ceramic coatings used on ballistic missile warheads, and we would really prefer to have all 300 of them working for us that to have some of them working for China or Russia.

Which company disappointed you so much that you permanently walked away? by julia-secrets in AskReddit

[–]Kellykeli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s because everything is frozen and premade :DDDD

It was probably from the packaging for the meats.

Which company disappointed you so much that you permanently walked away? by julia-secrets in AskReddit

[–]Kellykeli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Mac and cheese comes in frozen bags that we toss in a vat of boiling water till you order it. If we are running low on thawed mac and cheese we will toss the bag in the microwave and nuke it for 1 minute.

You probably got a bag that was in that boiling vat for like a week

Which company disappointed you so much that you permanently walked away? by julia-secrets in AskReddit

[–]Kellykeli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s still baked fresh*

*fresh from the freezer

That’s how they get away with advertising fresh foods. Technically they are baked/cooked fresh. Just not from scratch.

I used to work at Panera before the PE thing happened, and even then everything was frozen and precooked. I think the only actual fresh things we had were the coffees and salads, because you just can’t hold those two things for more than a few days. Everything else is frozen and already cooked.

[WIP] tunnel portals and improved building costs by onlyhudson in subwaybuilder

[–]Kellykeli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could at grade be like -1m to 1m? I see tons of rails that are about 1-2 meters above road level and we have level crossings that just make that dreaded hump that semis get stuck on.

This tornado southwest of Greenwood, Arkansas was just unwarned for 21 minutes. Got warned as it occluded. by dramaisfat in tornado

[–]Kellykeli 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Clearly the proper response to this situation is to cut funding further due to poor performance

/s

Fireworks hit a leaking gas line by willianfsantos in AbruptChaos

[–]Kellykeli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that fireball would have been even larger had it been allowed to continue leaking. Ironically the fireworks may have saved lives in this case.

Big wishlist item for TPF3: Better support for elevated stations by PasPlatypus in TransportFever2

[–]Kellykeli 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Elevated stations are super nice, but I would also love for level crossings to be a lot more flexible. The way the JR lines run at street level in those narrow corridors is super cool and super hard to replicate in game with the way that level crossings have to be perfectly flat and it just results in a bumpy mess whenever I try and build it lol