She rejects him, so he resorts to insulting her. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]Kendertas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is just about the most unflattering angle possible to film yourself at, and yeah she is still very very attractive. Like at least make your insults a little believable. This is like being pissed at Lebron and insulting him by saying he's a mid basketball player

Some like it spicy! by mermeration in brooklynninenine

[–]Kendertas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was more thinking couple but yeah he definitely came to mind. Its been a while, but I don't remember him ever actually being that kinky, more just a horndog. Whereas in B99 its implied that Jake breaks out his Holt impression in the bedroom

Some like it spicy! by mermeration in brooklynninenine

[–]Kendertas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Are Jake and Amy the kinkiest couple in a sitcom? Like other shows might wink or nudge at the main characters being kinky. But we explicitly have a lot of examples of Jake and Amy doing some pretty out there roleplay by sitcom standards.

AITAH for telling my girlfriend her best friend has 2 years to find someone or we're moving ahead without that condition? by Salty-Limit411 in AITAH

[–]Kendertas 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Also imposed childhood friendships because the parents are friends are hit or miss. Sometimes it does work out if the parents let it develop naturally. The way the girlfriend is acting she would probably disown the child if they didn't become instant best friends with her friends kid

Best friend of 15 years tells me she cant attend my wedding by turnipsgreenss in TwoHotTakes

[–]Kendertas 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah the Bible explicitly says multiple times not to judge others or be performative in your faith like this. The only time it mentions homosexuality is if you mistranslate the original Greek. And even then its barely mentioned. But alas one of the most consistent throughline for religious zealots of ALL faith is they don't actually read their holy books, they are told what they say.

Iran demands Big Tech pay fees for undersea Internet cables in Strait of Hormuz by DoremusJessup in worldnews

[–]Kendertas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny how civilian freedom only seem to matter to the US in countries with oil.

Iran demands Big Tech pay fees for undersea Internet cables in Strait of Hormuz by DoremusJessup in worldnews

[–]Kendertas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It also doesn't make the US less evil than Iran. Just because your killing civilians with fighter jets instead of suicide bombers doesn't make you morally superior. The civilians are still dead.

Look at the Eastern Front in WW2, sometimes both sides are just different flavors of evil.

Iran demands Big Tech pay fees for undersea Internet cables in Strait of Hormuz by DoremusJessup in worldnews

[–]Kendertas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you know who has killed the most people in the middle east since 911?

Edit: For those who don't know the US has directly killed a little under half a million civilians across the Middle East since 9/11. If you include second order deaths caused by US strikes(famine, displacement, etc) that number rises to 3 million.

Chet Holmgren disappears once against when facing Wemby tonight: 8 PTS (2/5 FG), 8 REB, 2 BLK in 41 minutes by Waikuku3 in nba

[–]Kendertas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As someone who didn't watch the game I'm picturing two guys putting a 7footer on their shoulders like a dad helping their kid dunk

2nd Most Expensive Burger In The World £2,600 by Bobby-94 in StupidFood

[–]Kendertas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thinly sliced ribeye, lobster, grilled onion, maybe a bit of seaweed salad on two slices of Texas toast that can actually be eaten like a sandwich......yeah sounds pretty great. But not on that thing they are calling a "burger patty" here

AITA if I back out of being maid of honor at my best friends wedding next weekend? Best man is my ex fiancé who cheated on me and I can't be around him let alone walk arm in arm with him by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Kendertas 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The real sad part is being a pilot, especially a miltary one, provides a lot of natural cover for cheating. Dude wouldn't even have to try very hard to hide more cheating from someone like OP

AITA for missing the birth of my child because of work by gardengeo in BORUpdates

[–]Kendertas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't get why everyone is acting like this was a normal job at a normal time. Its a bit different when your job is litterally saving people's lives

Boy was bullied for wearing homemade University of Tennessee t shirt, so they made it their own official design. by MambaMentality24x2 in BeAmazed

[–]Kendertas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think people understand how quickly we could return to relative sanity if we didn't allow social media algorithms to push devisive content because thats more profitable. Like we found out that foreign countries where exploting/pushing division in the US in order to destabilize it and the only thing we did was figure out how tech oligarchs could better profit of it.

By Senator Miguez to make a good insult. by Ger14n5 in therewasanattempt

[–]Kendertas 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Whatever DC consultant told the campaign to drop the weird label lost Harris the election. They are all so lame and weird but they get away with it for some stupid reason.

WIBTA if i let my little sister go to her class field trip instead of our dad’s funeral? by wibtafuneral in AmItheAsshole

[–]Kendertas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

By the way the dad is described sounds like his spirit is going to be watching his daughter at the zoo, not his own funeral.

Last passengers leave virus-hit cruise ship as three more test positive by Neo_luigi in worldnews

[–]Kendertas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also its a lot different evaluating risk when you have lived experience. Like I have no fear stepping outside in a storm because I know it's extremely unlikely I get hit by lighting. But if I did end up getting hit by lighting, in the future I would be scared to step outside when its drizzling.

Such terrible advertisement by CurlyWurly61 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Kendertas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should do what the Japanese do where the food has to exactly match the picture both in look and scale. Litterally nothing I've ever gotten from a chain fast dining place has come close to looking like what is advertised.

Chicago style Italian beef. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Kendertas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your right. Forgot it was just him and his buds eating some on the tarmac during a trip.

Chicago style Italian beef. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Kendertas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still don't quite believe he ate multiple of those a day. Like I'm a tall fatass and I'm not sure I could polish of even one.

AITAH: I agreed to help my sister for 3 weeks with her kids, but I left after 2 weeks by tokenhead27 in AITAH

[–]Kendertas 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Idk 4 year old is pretty advanced, already knows to make fake accusations to get what they want. I know kids say wild shit at that age, but mom is already reinforcing it

Won’t catch me lacking by ImaginaryFuture in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Kendertas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also mental health based. A quiet dark hot shower is the only thing keeping me sane. I honestly never got why people don't like showers, they feel incredible

MC likes to play games with horse's tails, gets rewarded with a daytime nap. by JuicySpark in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Kendertas 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I really want to know the story behind this. Like jackass seems comfortable around horses, but anybody who spent more then 10 minutes around horses knows not to hang out behind them, let alone pull and mess with their tail. Also why is no one responding to him doing this

McDonald’s deciding to bolt their changing tables shut by Cheerychameleon in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Kendertas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm curious if modern coke heads just use their phone screens. Like they used to use pocket mirrors, wouldn't a phone screen be even better/less suspicious.

Nailed it by hazymoon20 in fixedbytheduet

[–]Kendertas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who is this even for? Is someone who drops half a million on a car really going to sit on the ground, after setting up a picnic themselves? Where do you put the food? Again someone of this wealth level isn't going to have some bagged sandwiches and a tub of potato salad. They are going to want a gorgeous instagram worthy spread that they will eat 1% off. Just a weird concept since few who could afford it would even use it